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Last night my daughter up and kicked me in the nuts. She got one. Not a good one though because I was trying not to puke.
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The Dregs posted:Last night my daughter up and kicked me in the nuts. She got one. Not a good one though because I was trying not to puke. Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now
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Jun 14, 2015 15:54
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Make her go outside and pick a stick then beat her with it
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Jun 14, 2015 15:54
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now
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Jun 14, 2015 15:55
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now 
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Jun 14, 2015 15:58
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great parenting op
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Jun 14, 2015 16:02
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I raised all 7 of my children using the eye for an eye school of thought, I threw up on them so, so many times
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Jun 14, 2015 16:09
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:great parenting op Betcha 10 bucks there will be no more nut kicks out of her.
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Jun 14, 2015 16:15
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college is a time for experimentation
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Jun 14, 2015 16:43
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now
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Jun 14, 2015 16:45
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no, now she just knows to finish the job
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Jun 14, 2015 16:45
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The Dregs posted:Betcha 10 bucks there will be no more nut kicks out of her. Yep. Everything I've learned that's worth knowing I learned from the fists of my angry parents. One day when you're old and in a home shes gonna pop in to visit and play hacky sack with your balls.
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Jun 14, 2015 16:49
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now I just found out I was given one of aatrek's old avatars
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Jun 14, 2015 16:51
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Helpimscared posted:I just found out I was given one of aatrek's old avatars name/avatar/avatar background combo
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Jun 14, 2015 16:53
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The Dregs posted:Betcha 10 bucks there will be no more nut kicks out of her. You could get the same result by murdering her.
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Jun 14, 2015 16:56
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now
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Jun 14, 2015 16:56
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Blue Train posted:name/avatar/avatar background combo Name?
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Jun 14, 2015 16:57
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Looking forward to the upcoming Lifetime Network dramatization of this
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Jun 14, 2015 17:06
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now 
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Jun 14, 2015 17:17
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Helpimscared posted:Name? Helpimscared
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Jun 14, 2015 17:22
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Blue Train posted:Helpimscared dont worry Dregs doesn't want to crawl into bed with you
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Jun 14, 2015 17:23
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parody thread: I haven't spanked my monkey in like three years, but... would be the title and then the body of the post could be something like "because ive been fuckin different women every night and day, checkmate"
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Jun 14, 2015 17:27
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Doctor J Off posted:parody thread: I haven't spanked my monkey in like three years, but... GOD drat I MISSED MY CHANCE!!!
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Jun 14, 2015 17:45
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owned
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Jun 14, 2015 17:48
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This thread is ironic because I was spanking your daughter earlier today.
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Jun 14, 2015 18:00
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Flo Cytometer posted:dont worry Dregs doesn't want to crawl into bed with you Thank god
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Jun 14, 2015 18:20
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what was his name op?
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Jun 14, 2015 18:21
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now boom, roasted
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Jun 14, 2015 19:02
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Darkman Fanpage posted:what was his name op? Who? my daughter? idgi ThirdPartyView posted:You could get the same result by murdering her. Now don't lets get carried away. I am totally against child murder. I draw the line right past a little harmless violence.
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Jun 14, 2015 19:17
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The Dregs posted:Who? my daughter? idgi drat
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Jun 14, 2015 19:20
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now hahaha
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Jun 15, 2015 15:23
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If you'd shaken your kids when they were younger this wouldnt happen.
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Jun 15, 2015 15:32
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Jun 15, 2015 15:33
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The Dregs posted:Last night my daughter up and kicked me in the nuts. She got one. Not a good one though because I was trying not to puke. Yeah I also like to hit my children when they act out in a violent way in order to teach them that acting out violently is unacceptable. Also lol kids get you in the junk all the time. When they are rough housing or treating my like playground equipment I feel like i need to go put on a loving cup.
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Jun 15, 2015 16:12
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Stop hitting on your daughter
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Jun 15, 2015 16:55
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Decebal posted:Maybe you'll stop crawling in her bed at night now Two minute reply. drat e: I also called CPS OP
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Jun 15, 2015 17:26
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Nice humble brag op, we're all very impressed and jealous that you've had sex before
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Jun 15, 2015 17:53
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spank ME op spank me now
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Jun 15, 2015 17:59
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probably better if you just let your child free out into the wilderness. I recommend the Uintas.
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Jun 15, 2015 19:00
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Lol all these haters op dont worry I got your back on this one. sike
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