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ke a sexy vampire lighting big candles and only coming out at night to feed (on deli sandwiches not blood lol) however after two weeks i've realized no, this is insane the stray cats that wake me up are kinda cool but one day the cat will probably be a junkie actually who kills me for my "welcome to new york - DUCK MOTHER FUCKER" t shirt and i'm not immortal so when i get killed i will probably stay like that and never light a candle again... there's a bunch of amway and herbalife products in the basement and this seems like a bad omen, the couch is comfortable like a fancy cat bed for people but i can't rest knowing this house might be cursed , so many portents of evil the abandoned church seems safer from a supernatural standpoint but it's also a shooting gallery  a bad place for mortal men who are vulnerabletl;dr i am a cold cut vampire AmA
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im gay
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Jun 14, 2015 19:17
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Fojar38 posted:im gay me also
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Jun 14, 2015 19:32
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i think you should have kept lurking, OP
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Jun 14, 2015 19:33
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Fetus Tree posted:i think you should have kept lurking, OP not cool bud NOT COOL... ..."bud" digging that title bee tee dubbz
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Jun 14, 2015 19:42
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Gatekeeper posted:
its but one of many in a long line of distinguished caremads wasting $10 on me
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Jun 14, 2015 19:44
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Fetus Tree posted:its but one of many in a long line of distinguished caremads wasting $10 on me i see it as the megans law of the forums sort of do not let your children PM this man
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Jun 14, 2015 19:47
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Gatekeeper posted:i see it as the megans law of the forums sort of its incredible how desperate some people are to believe ive ever done anything to a kid often times, i feel like people would actually rather i had than hadnt, just because it would fit their creepy view of how i might be irl based on posting here
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Jun 14, 2015 19:54
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Fetus Tree posted:its incredible how desperate some people are to believe ive ever done anything to a kid now i'm scurred that molester people might think "my" house is a good place for trekkin gonna have to board that window up again from the inside i am SHOOK bud
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Jun 14, 2015 20:19
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my personal idols are the brain gremlin from gremlings 2, and eugene from amc's twd
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Jun 14, 2015 20:22
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its ok op *strokes ur hair*
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Jun 14, 2015 20:53
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Gatekeeper posted:ke a sexy vampire lighting big candles and only coming out at night to feed (on deli sandwiches not blood lol) you've got part of the vampire lifestyle with the house but there's so much more like did you know they get that pale and emaciated look by shooting lots of heroin
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Jun 14, 2015 21:05
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Op you can suck on my deli meat
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Jun 14, 2015 21:10
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Cuck a cat
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Jun 14, 2015 21:17
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Just sell the pyramid scheme poo poo and rent a apartment. It's not that drat hard.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:19
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never check the crawlspace. in my experience, that is always where people crawl off to die.
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Jun 14, 2015 22:04
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have you tried: lurking more?
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Jun 14, 2015 22:05
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you've got part of the vampire lifestyle with the house but there's so much more so maybe the abandoned church full of junkies is a good spot also food for thought i am munching
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Jun 14, 2015 22:56
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 legit shook that i'll get KILLED for my shirt though
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Jun 14, 2015 23:03
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we call them bandos now OP
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Jun 15, 2015 01:41
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Gatekeeper posted:
thats so poorly designed and formatted compared to the baltimore one
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Jun 15, 2015 02:16
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Haverchuck posted:thats so poorly designed and formatted compared to the baltimore one also if you live in new york and have that shirt there is like a zero percent chance you live in a neighborhood dangerous enough to warrant it
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Minimalist Program posted:have you tried: lurking more? have you considered lurking the first 5 posts
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