I hope nobody finds out that I'm really white.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I hope nobody finds out that I'm really white.

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

My identity as a low-status obese black male autist has really gotten me far in life and I'd hate to lose it all.

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I look like an obease unshowered neckbeard of a white man but I'm actually mexican and I'm in constant fear that the lie I live will be exposed.

I carry packets of mayo for those emergency moments when my cover is almost blown

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BottledBodhisvata: Jul 26, 2013; by Lowtax

I guess you could say that it was inevitable

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A Bad King: Jul 17, 2009; Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

im gay

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