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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747


this is the future

hot
titties
compact

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Noice

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wow!

And I could literally wear her on my dick without any effort at all....like walk around the house, get a beer and stuff.

You sure she is a midget?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
op wasn't lying.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

spud posted:

Wow!

And I could literally wear her on my dick without any effort at all....like walk around the house, get a beer and stuff.

You sure she is a midget?

yeah its Jemma Tiny (lol) or Jemma Suicide

pondered putting in a NWS link here, but ralph might throw a hissyfit

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
dang, nothing small about dem tittays :eyepop:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i read teh title and was like IMPOSSIBRU lol

but i was proven wrong eh

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Well I know who I'm adding to my twitter feed. She posts a lot of nudes. :captainpop:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Would wreck that puss and rear end

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Ur not wrong op.

If u spitroasted this chick itd be p gay cause ur dicks would be meeting in the middle imo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
That's a dwarf, OP.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Oberleutnant posted:

Ur not wrong op.

If u spitroasted this chick itd be p gay cause ur dicks would be meeting in the middle imo

It's worth it though. Docking during a spit roast? Sign me up!

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
unfortunately midget genitalia areas are normal sized, so if you have a micropenis this is still not a option

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i could be her indian in the cupboard

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
OP delivers.

:quagmire:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

she looks a bit like that Milana Vayntrub lady in the second image

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Is this midget small enough to go inside my butt and massage my prostate??

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Oberleutnant posted:

Is this midget small enough to go inside my butt and massage my prostate??

efficient way to check for lumps v smart and health conscious

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
All the photos conveniently cover her no-doubt hideous dwarf fingers and hands

I went on a date with a midget once. I was trying to be open-minded. She wasn't hot like the op though. Anyways, at dinner, we had champagne in flute glasses, and watching her little stubbly fingers grasp the flute glass made me picture getting a hand job from those wanna-be child-like hands, and it was a major turn off and I couldnt stay on the date any longer since if I cant even enjoy a handjob the relationship has no future

we parted ways after dinner, and she rolled into a ball and down the street

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wow, so suicide girls still exists. huh, learn something new every day.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Madcosby posted:

All the photos conveniently cover her no-doubt hideous dwarf fingers and hands

I went on a date with a midget once. I was trying to be open-minded. She wasn't hot like the op though. Anyways, at dinner, we had champagne in flute glasses, and watching her little stubbly fingers grasp the flute glass made me picture getting a hand job from those wanna-be child-like hands, and it was a major turn off and I couldnt stay on the date any longer since if I cant even enjoy a handjob the relationship has no future

we parted ways after dinner, and she rolled into a ball and down the street

same but i had her wear foam fingers like they have at the baseball game and just smash the poo poo out my junk.

i have several drawings on my deviantart account if you would like to know more

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Dongattack posted:

unfortunately midget genitalia areas are normal sized, so if you have a micropenis this is still not a option



Yeah, but at least your micropeen would look bigger in her tiny dwarf hands.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

problem is if i was in a relationship with her beyond that fact that im a hideous ogre, is that neither of us would be able to get her bra off.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
pedofile men get off over midgets because they look like little girls.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

pedofile men get off over midgets because they look like little girls.

they dont, though? midgets look like stumpy adults.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
When was the last time you saw a little girl with massive tits?

Besides in the op, I mean.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lasher posted:

When was the last time you saw a little girl with massive tits?

Besides in the op, I mean.

yeah, you aren't getting me that easy. I don't look at little girls with massive tits.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
japan has increasingly young gravure models. i think the youngest successful one was like 8, with a genetic disorder that made her grow tits early. japan is kind of creepy despite how good the anime it produces is.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

japan has increasingly young gravure models. i think the youngest successful one was like 8, with a genetic disorder that made her grow tits early. japan is kind of creepy despite how good the anime it produces is.

wtf mang

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Serious Frolicking posted:

japan has increasingly young gravure models. i think the youngest successful one was like 8, with a genetic disorder that made her grow tits early. japan is kind of creepy despite how good the anime it produces is.

another anime fan outs themselves as a paedo

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



So does she only have a mild case of dwarfism because it looks like her head is completely normal sized and not proportioned like other dwarf heads.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like anime but i think japan is otherwise pretty nasty. sexualizing children is not okay.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Verisimilidude posted:

So does she only have a mild case of dwarfism because it looks like her head is completely normal sized and not proportioned like other dwarf heads.

idk i cant find out anything about her really, she just did that SG set afaik and there is no more info

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Bridget The Midget has been dethroned.

www
Aug 4, 2010

thank u op

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
my entire worldview has been shaken

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dongattack posted:

unfortunately midget genitalia areas are normal sized, so if you have a micropenis this is still not a option


Was gonna ask that as I don't know much about midgets. I am above average down there, so I am glad it would still work when I finally have sex with her.

Thanks OP.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
She's English I think, so I hope she's into bald, fat, ugly Scousers. :gerty:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
She has that weird Neve Campbell mouth I expect her to cry any minute.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
The only crying that would happen would be hot, milky tears of jizz coming out of my dick.

Bit of Doug Stanhope for you, there.

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