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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
what do you say when you have had sex? What's your 'kill line'?

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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
sorry

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
thats a spicy meat-a-ball!!

Random Page
May 5, 2015
Have to piss

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
right so thats an extra hundred for pissing on you then?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i normally say "gas" or "OP is a human being" and as i look into their eyes i see gnarly's avatar staring back at me

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
Money's on the dresser.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
bazinga

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

dont tell your mother or i will kill you both

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"it's good to finally do this"

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"i'm gay"

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Let me find you a towel and we'll go have a shower.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Congratulations! You've won!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Your sister was better

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"did i cum?"

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Now go do your homework.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

you just got cummed on by the patriarchy BITCH

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
SOMEBODYS POISONED THE WATER HOLE

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

SOMEBODYS POISONED THE WATER HOLE

There's a snake in my rear end!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't say poo poo, I go to sleep like a real man.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
gotta grab some ciggies be right back

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"have you seen 'an inconvenient truth'?"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

HAVING LAID SIEGE TO YOUR rear end I WILL NOW PLUNDER YOUR REFRIGERATOR M'LARDER!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

poz my neg rear end in a top hat

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

That'll do, pig.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
You're gonna want to get tested.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
A reacharound woulda been nice.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
"sorry, i don't know what's wrong with me today, overstimulated i guess. do you want me to eat you out?"

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
who asks a girl if you can eat her out. you just put your face in her pussy. what's she going to say, get your face out of my pussy?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Can you go get me a glass of water? (It is a smooth way to avoid cuddling).

This answer brought to you by Demonachizer.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Demonachizer posted:

Can you go get me a glass of water? (It is a smooth way to avoid cuddling).

This answer brought to you by Demonachizer.

please dont sign your posts

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

please dont sign your posts

I am not signing them. I am making sure that there is an appropriate attribution in case they are quoted.

This clarification brought to you by Demonachizer.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

"I was thinking about your sister the whole time."

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

quote:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge -I am the man who will now tell you...” etc etc

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

ban for posting galt but not posting the entire thing

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I'm usually sobbing uncontrollably. Can't remember the things I say.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
im gay

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

DaveSplitter posted:

"I was thinking about your sister the whole time."

"I was thinking about my sister the whole time."

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

NOW DON'T u QUEEF

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Flesh Forge posted:

"I was thinking about my sister the whole time."

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