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RocktheCaulk posted:Very happy current girlfriend does not want or need this. Thank you jeebus. Lol yeah she does she can just sense you're uncomfortable doing it and it makes her uncomfortable you nerd
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Lol the vahjinuh is so fuking mysterious and not at all easy as gently caress to master nope siree! Hey! Dont think you can satisfy me you BRUTE. Men only know stuff about sports and guns (video games).
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Jun 22, 2015 23:25
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This seems like a lot of work where's my VR sex machine at
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Jun 22, 2015 23:27
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put you're mouth on her butt and moveit around like a janitor mopping a dirty floor
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Jun 22, 2015 23:29
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I pay other men to do this dirty business for me.
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Jun 22, 2015 23:30
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its all about teasin guys
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Jun 22, 2015 23:34
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Yeah I'm sure this is going to make more guys want to go down on girls more often. Also its basically shoving personal hangups on other people, plenty of women who are comfortable with their bodies and sexuality enjoy oral in the same way guys do.
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Jun 22, 2015 23:35
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could any goonettes weigh in (lol) on whether oral sex is sufficient for a sexual relationship, like say if the guy was impotent but made up for it with excellent finger and tongue action, like the eunuchs in classical greek whorehouses asking for a friend
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Jun 22, 2015 23:35
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah I'm sure this is going to make more guys want to go down on girls more often. Also its basically shoving personal hangups on other people, plenty of women who are comfortable with their bodies and sexuality enjoy oral in the same way guys do. Men are so full of themselves! Ill show them!!! Over the internet. I WILL NOT COMMUNICATE ABOUT WHAT GETS ME GOING IN PERSON, face to face no never!!!. That would be healthy and constructive!!! I want it to be sexy and bad!!!!
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Jun 22, 2015 23:42
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put your mouth on her funhole and blow hard like dizzy gilespie
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Jun 22, 2015 23:48
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School Nickname posted:Well August Ames is banging a goon dear lord this is what is wrong with America. RocktheCaulk posted:Very happy current girlfriend does not want or need this. Thank you jeebus. Pal...buddy...i hate to break it to you but most every women does need it to get off gg fella
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JakeP posted:I remember years and years ago a dude (I believe a goon) recorded himself losing his virginity to a prostitute, and at the begining he awkwardly asked her "Can I taste you" before going down on her. Vin BioEthanol posted:holy poo poo I forgot about this, he asked her to eat with him at the cafeteria afterwards and his eyebrows were shaved off the Bunt posted:someone find this please Someone find it, this is epic, i may make a thread later asking if anyone has when not phoneposting (or someone else do it now) it's so cringey. On a hunch earlier, I looked on an old external drive that I knew had a backup of an old pc's "sa stuff" folder and I SAW IT! but I guess there was a problem with the drive or the copy because the file was only 3k. name was berkeley_guy_fucks_prostitute.wmv searching for that leads to a couple public torrent sites, I'm not comofrtable with those, can't tell if seeded and again, phoneposting now. Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jun 23, 2015 |
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Jun 23, 2015 00:09
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Think you gonna have to make that thread to bring attention to our plight
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quote:Look at it from the girl’s point of view. Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. So getting to go down on her is a privilege that you should be honored to experience. So don’t view going down on a girl as an icky challenge. View it as a sincere and flattering compliment.
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Jun 23, 2015 00:41
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Thanks this was a great post
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Jun 23, 2015 00:57
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Didn't you get your hole wet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zryxf0bYzwM&t=2460s
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Jun 23, 2015 01:01
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all that stuff seems really obvious and intuitive to me, and i've never even done it before lol.
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I'm really amazed that there are people out there that don't want to put their mouth on the genitals of people they find attractive. Like, I know there are women out there too that don't like to suck dick and I'm pretty sure there's something seriously wrong with them. There are also women who don't like having oral performed on them and I have to assume it's because they've been trained to think their vaginas are disgusting. If you're a dude and you think vaginas are gross, maybe stop dating gross women who don't understand how to clean themselves properly? Or just admit you're gay already? Dicks and balls are just as likely to smell, so it's probably mostly about misogyny. And people earlier in the thread talking about seeing cunnilingus in porn and thinking about STI's - do you have the same thoughts when you see blow jobs? No? No, of course you don't. Getting or giving a full body erotic massage every time is loving ridiculous though. Who has the time for all of that? That's like a once in a while special treat, while oral should be a normal part of the proceedings, for all participants of all genders, most times that sex happens.
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HoAssHo posted:There are also women who don't like having oral performed on them and I have to assume it's because they've been trained to think their vaginas are disgusting. Some women are just insecure as hell. I don't know, but I've had sex with a number of women like that and in the end it just turns into an insufferable and tedious experience. Like, I just wanted to get up mid coitus and leave. Then they wonder why I never called them back, when the answer should be obvious. That probably just reinforces their insecurity and the cycle continues.
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Jun 23, 2015 01:36
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can i taste you
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Y'all don't even https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87fPRDy9WY
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Pohl posted:Some women are just insecure as hell. I don't know, but I've had sex with a number of women like that and in the end it just turns into an insufferable and tedious experience. Like, I just wanted to get up mid coitus and leave. Then they wonder why I never called them back, when the answer should be obvious. That probably just reinforces their insecurity and the cycle continues. Women are trained to be the passive participants in sex because being sexually aggressive is whorish and we're often shamed or punished in some way for liking sex too much (by which I mean, as much as a man). Also, a lot of women are too worried about how they look during sex and if they're making the right sounds to fully let go and enjoy themselves. Though I'm somewhat more attracted to women than men, I've dated more men and am now married to one partially because feminine women are often so lovely in bed due to insecurity. Basically, I had to do all the work and be "the man" in the relationship despite not being at all butch and it was exhausting (except for with one woman who was on the same level as me).
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If the girl got hangups, take some mdma with her. You maybe some jackass who doesn't do drugs or maybe she is and there's no helping you but for normal people a night or two of sexual discovery with mdma will make it so you don't need guides that refer to gently caress holes as sacred with detailed methodology hidden behind flowery pussy language that is ultimately more complex than repairing a Volkswagen manual transmission.
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Jun 23, 2015 02:13
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Ew who would be willing to put their mouth near a vagina they smell horrid.
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PerpetualSelf posted:Ew who would be willing to put their mouth near a vagina they smell horrid. What, you've never gone down on your girlfriend to only come up spitting blood and cussing while she laughs and says, "oops, I forgot I am on my period?" Live life man. hemophilia posted:If the girl got hangups, take some mdma with her. You maybe some jackass who doesn't do drugs or maybe she is and there's no helping you but for normal people a night or two of sexual discovery with mdma will make it so you don't need guides that refer to gently caress holes as sacred with detailed methodology hidden behind flowery pussy language that is ultimately more complex than repairing a Volkswagen manual transmission. These girls don't even drink, so good luck with the mdma.
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Jun 23, 2015 02:19
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put a condom on and plow that bloody hole
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Jun 23, 2015 02:23
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Naw, that is when you get a towel to protect the bed and just raw dog it.
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Jun 23, 2015 02:24
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been a long time but i remember it tasted like pennies
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pixelbaron posted:put a condom on and plow that bloody hole Or don't and plow it anyway, though I have to admit it can take a bit to get over pulling dried bits of uterus off of your dick. On a related note, what happens if you rawdog an HIV+ chick on the rag? I'd guess either mashed up dead baby is sterile, or else super AIDS.
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choke ont he vulva but make sure u got a pre nup
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PerpetualSelf posted:Ew who would be willing to put their mouth near a vagina they smell horrid. Stop dating fat skanks and you'll find that they're not supposed to smell horrid. Also, your dick and balls probably smells musty and/or or vinegary at this very moment.
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Faux Mulder posted:If a girl ever stops you while you’re going down on her and says something like, “You got me so hot. I can’t wait any longer. Put it in me now,” there’s a 95 percent chance she’s fictional 5% woohoo. Though I would never phrase it like that. I just don't get turned on by receiving oral. Yes I've had a bf who was good at it and yes I've had an orgasm from it, but I generally just get bored. But guys always insist they'll be the one to change my mind so I give them a minute before pretending omgggg that was sooooo goooood please just gently caress me.
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JakeP posted:I remember years and years ago a dude (I believe a goon) recorded himself losing his virginity to a prostitute, and at the begining he awkwardly asked her "Can I taste you" before going down on her. Stop doxxing me please
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quote:Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. So getting to go down on her is a privilege that you should be honored to experience.
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Jun 23, 2015 03:40
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dip a chickie nug in her secret sauce
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SteveVizsla posted:5% woohoo. Though I would never phrase it like that. I just don't get turned on by receiving oral. Yes I've had a bf who was good at it and yes I've had an orgasm from it, but I generally just get bored. But guys always insist they'll be the one to change my mind so I give them a minute before pretending omgggg that was sooooo goooood please just gently caress me. I guess hearing how selfish dudes can be about getting head but not giving back gives them the impression that they have to offer or just do it.
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I don't like it. I just think "omg do you have to put everything in your mouth" SteveVizsla posted:5% woohoo. Though I would never phrase it like that. I just don't get turned on by receiving oral. Yes I've had a bf who was good at it and yes I've had an orgasm from it, but I generally just get bored. But guys always insist they'll be the one to change my mind so I give them a minute before pretending omgggg that was sooooo goooood please just gently caress me.
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Jun 23, 2015 04:03
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Don't worry goonettes I'll be the one to finally change your mind 
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What if you go down to eat her puss and it smells really bad are you obligated to still eat it?
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vyst posted:What if you go down to eat her puss and it smells really bad are you obligated to still eat it? in this situation, just pretend you wanted to kiss from her bellybutton up to her face and that was your intention. maybe suggest a playful shower.
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