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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Peanut butter - is pretty much the best brand.

Whether it's extra-crunchy (god-tier)

Crunchy (p ok)

Or smooth...why would you even - whatever.

Point is: Skippy has your back. I make a really mean peanut butter fudge with it.





Is it true PB is pretty exclusively an American thing? Is this our Vegimite? I feel so sorry for the rest of the world if true.

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
What the gently caress does "NO preservatives, artificial flavors, or colors*" "*similar to other peanut butters" mean?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i get the kind that's just peanuts

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ahh, the peanut butter debate again huh? c00l



:gas::rip::gas:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
it's good for giving my dog pills

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Almond butter is better you filthy poor

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
skippy roo kangaroo

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Skippy Natural SuperChunk is both tasty and reasonably priced. That is my favorite

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset
Smooth PB slut here

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

vyst posted:

Almond butter is better you filthy poor

Godless commie itt. Bashing on PB? Foul. That's a foul.

edit: Almond butter is delicious though, I give you that.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I cant wait to get home I ordered these crazy "fried" peanuts that are like a southern thing and you eat them with the entire shell still on (!) so im very intrigued to give them a go!!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Nooner posted:

I cant wait to get home I ordered these crazy "fried" peanuts that are like a southern thing and you eat them with the entire shell still on (!) so im very intrigued to give them a go!!

I am very intrigued please let us know how it goes!!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Once you try this you will never go back to scrub-tier nut butters.
It's like a dozen angels cumming in your mouth.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

ghlbtsk posted:

Once you try this you will never go back to scrub-tier nut butters.
It's like a dozen angels cumming in your mouth.



no thanks
not a big fan of eating cum

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Brands like that OP have way too much added sugar and are scrub tier peanut butters.

You want something like adams, where the ingredients are: peanuts, salt (optional). If it has more than 2 ingredients you might as well eat it off the floor.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ghlbtsk posted:

Once you try this you will never go back to scrub-tier nut butters.
It's like a dozen angels cumming in your mouth.



Yah this is good af

ArbitraryC posted:

Brands like that OP have way too much added sugar and are scrub tier peanut butters.

You want something like adams, where the ingredients are: peanuts, salt (optional). If it has more than 2 ingredients you might as well eat it off the floor.

It's like 5g sugar per serving, big deal

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

It's like 5g sugar per serving, big deal

that's why you're a fatso

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
sunflower butter really is good.

skippy is also good

peanut butter is the answer to anytime you can't decide what to eat.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

isn't trader joes like the whole foods for poors?

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Universe Master posted:

isn't trader joes like the whole foods for poors?

More or less - it has really really good food with next to no preservatives that end up still being cheaper than the traditional fare. The TJ taquitos are great.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ghlbtsk posted:

Once you try this you will never go back to scrub-tier nut butters.
It's like a dozen angels cumming in your mouth.



Macros are insanely bad so only for twinks/skinnyfat lutzers

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

JebanyPedal posted:

Macros are insanely bad so only for twinks/skinnyfat lutzers

Lol

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Skippy would make for a good twink name. like what the captain calls his cabinboy.
Sounds like a good start for peanut butter-based fanfic.


Now i gotta do a porn search for Skippy & Jiff, brb.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

exspurt analcyst posted:

Now i gotta do a porn search for Skippy & Jiff, brb.

choosy milfs choose jiff

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

ghlbtsk posted:

Once you try this you will never go back to scrub-tier nut butters.
It's like a dozen angels cumming in your mouth.



this looks like some poo poo you can completely stealthly mix up with cum to give someone aids as a prank lol

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

This poo poo is king:

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
peanut butter is awful

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

thought this was the long overdue skippy granola callout thread, left disappointed

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
mods please rename me to double whippet dog

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agtNKbgSfI

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


thanks dad

also btw happy belated fathers day

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Other than my fingers, what goes best with peanut butter?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shaddak posted:

This poo poo is king:



one of the most disgusting peanut butters I have ever tasted


I punched my girlfriend it was so bad


now im a domestic abuser


gently caress

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Foreskin Problems posted:

Other than my fingers, what goes best with peanut butter?

Let me give you a secret family recipe (no joke my dad seriously loves this sandwich)

peanut butter
vidalia onion
bread

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
I thought skippy is low-tier cheap stuff. The one that just says pindakaas is better. Don't know the brand

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Two slices bread.
One large spreading of PB on on slice.
One large spreading of preservatives on the other slice (my favorite: Peach/Pineapple, but Strawberry, Apricot, Orange Marmelade, various berries e.g. blackberry or raspberry are good. Grape Jelly is loving stupid.)

If you want to up the fat content, coat a slice of bread with butter or margarine before you put the PB or Preserves on.

If you want to have a foodgasm that will kill you, toast it like a grilled cheese in real, unsalted butter. If you do this, let it rest and set up or you're gonna make a mess. If you have the pan skill to toast it to golden-brown perfection (don't burn that poo poo, you moron), then you're going to have the best PB&J ever. Just let it rest so hot PB&J don't run out and burn your skin off.

I go smooth, with Jif. I tried non-processed PB but it needed refrigeration and stirring and that just doesn't fit my busy lifestyle of poo poo-posting.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Slice of bread
Peanut butter
Marshmellow spread
Slice of bread



I give you...the Fluffernutter.

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