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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Is this really something straight guys do or is it a myth like the thing where they jack off on a muffin?

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

a bay posted:

Is this really something straight guys do or is it a myth like the thing where they jack off on a muffin?

Chicken is the myth. Cum muffin is for real.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Jacking off on a muffin is that game where guys jack off on a muffin and the guy who holds out the longest gets to eat it, right?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
after awhile it is a lifestyle choice

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

a bay posted:

Is this really something straight guys do or is it a myth like the thing where they jack off on a muffin?

the guys being straight is the myth

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
we did this in high school and I always won (im gay)

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Chicken is the myth. Cum muffin is for real.

can confirm

grandpas drunk
Jun 10, 2015

by Ralp
I don't care what we call it so long as I get to wrap these lips right a nice juicy cock!

Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
I want to watch hot guys play it.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Haywood posted:

we did this in high school and I always won (im gay)

this but unironically (also only gay for pay)

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

gay cock

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i thought it was a biscuit not a muffin

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

JakeP posted:

i thought it was a biscuit not a muffin

I thought it was a "gookie cookie"

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
it's deffo a thing

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
What are the rules? Does the first guy to get a boner lose or something

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's the official game of the Submarine Warfare community.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a bay posted:

What are the rules? Does the first guy to get a boner lose or something

No, the first guy to get creeped out is the "gay" one.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

No, the first guy to get creeped out is the "gay" one.

That makes sense because a straight guy is still straight even if he does gay stuff, but the guy that is scared to do gay stuff is probably scared that he will enjoy it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

a bay posted:

That makes sense because a straight guy is still straight even if he does gay stuff, but the guy that is scared to do gay stuff is probably scared that he will enjoy it.

Now you're getting it

Cutie

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
for how long can a game of gay chicken last

can it last through gay marriage, 10-20 yrs?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

for how long can a game of gay chicken last

can it last through gay marriage, 10-20 yrs?

It lasts until the first person to blink. So, potentially.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
what if they forget

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
screenshot of 4chan txt post

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nagato posted:

screenshot of 4chan txt post



lol!! Classic prank!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
cumming in your bros is a pretty fun you should try it some time

It's not gay at all, it's more like I don't know, wrestling? Wrestling but with orgasms, you know?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
it's that game where each of you drives an unsafe sportscar straight at the other as fast as possible and the first one to swerve loses

oh and you're both homosexuals

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Nagato posted:

screenshot of 4chan txt post


OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
the way the game works is you tie a gay chicken to a pole, then take turns throwing stuff at it till it dies

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
never heard of it op i guess u run in some diff gay circles

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Why does gay chicken cross the road though.

(the answer is to gently caress you in the rear end)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
who the hell decided that penetrating your bros was gay, who the gently caress DETERMINES these things

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zzulu posted:

who the hell decided that penetrating your bros was gay, who the gently caress DETERMINES these things

the patriarchy

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

who the hell decided that penetrating your bros was gay, who the gently caress DETERMINES these things

The GM?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

bro! what the hell! i missed a touchdown while i was sucking your dick! pause that poo poo!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Gay chicken is like spin the bottle for Young Republicans.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Inevitable posted:

I thought it was a "gookie cookie"

no its a limp biscuit

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Nagato posted:

screenshot of 4chan txt post



same thing happened to me last week

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
lemme wrap a smile around that thick cock

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
Gay chicken is where you stick just the head of your dick in your bros butt....bare

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soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007

Do you mean the States Game?

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