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Jun 23, 2015 19:03
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All computer languages are good & deserve love, OP. Just choose the one you like most 
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Jun 23, 2015 19:06
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PleasingFungus posted:All computer languages are good & deserve love, OP. Just choose the one you like most But which one will get me rich and also make me troll-proof
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Jun 23, 2015 19:13
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the good ones
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Jun 23, 2015 19:15
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THE COMPUTER LANGUAGE THAT WILL GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 23, 2015 19:57
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tumor looking batty posted:THE COMPUTER LANGUAGE THAT WILL GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rpg maker 2k
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Jun 23, 2015 20:06
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these are good: A# .NET A# (Axiom) A-0 System A+ A++ ABAP ABC ABC ALGOL ABLE ABSET ABSYS ACC Accent Ace DASL ACL2 ACT-III Action! ActionScript Ada Adenine Agda Agilent VEE Agora AIMMS Alef ALF ALGOL 58 ALGOL 60 ALGOL 68 ALGOL W Alice Alma-0 AmbientTalk Amiga E AMOS AMPL Apex (Salesforce.com) APL App Inventor for Android's visual block language AppleScript Arc ARexx Argus AspectJ Assembly language ATS Ateji PX AutoHotkey Autocoder AutoIt AutoLISP / Visual LISP Averest AWK Axum B Babbage Bash BASIC bc BCPL BeanShell Batch (Windows/Dos) Bertrand BETA Bigwig Bistro BitC BLISS Blue Boo Boomerang Bourne shell (including bash and ksh) BREW BPEL C C-- C++ - ISO/IEC 14882 C# - ISO/IEC 23270 C/AL Caché ObjectScript C Shell Caml Cayenne CDuce Cecil Cel Cesil Ceylon CFEngine CFML Cg Ch Chapel CHAIN Charity Charm Chef CHILL CHIP-8 chomski ChucK CICS Cilk CL (IBM) Claire Clarion Clean Clipper CLIST Clojure CLU CMS-2 COBOL - ISO/IEC 1989 Cobra CODE CoffeeScript Cola ColdC ColdFusion COMAL Combined Programming Language (CPL) COMIT Common Intermediate Language (CIL) Common Lisp (also known as CL) COMPASS Component Pascal Constraint Handling Rules (CHR) Converge Cool Coq Coral 66 Corn CorVision COWSEL CPL csh CSP Csound CUDA Curl Curry Cyclone Cython D DASL (Datapoint's Advanced Systems Language) DASL (Distributed Application Specification Language) Dart DataFlex Datalog DATATRIEVE dBase dc DCL Deesel (formerly G) Delphi DinkC DIBOL Dog Draco DRAKON Dylan DYNAMO E E# Ease Easy PL/I Easy Programming Language EASYTRIEVE PLUS ECMAScript Edinburgh IMP EGL Eiffel ELAN Elixir Elm Emacs Lisp Emerald Epigram EPL Erlang es Escapade Escher ESPOL Esterel Etoys Euclid Euler Euphoria EusLisp Robot Programming Language CMS EXEC (EXEC) EXEC 2 Executable UML F F# Factor Falcon Fancy Fantom FAUST FFP Fjölnir FL Flavors Flex FLOW-MATIC FOCAL FOCUS FOIL FORMAC @Formula Forth Fortran - ISO/IEC 1539 Fortress FoxBase FoxPro FP FPr Franz Lisp Frege F-Script G Google Apps Script Game Maker Language GameMonkey Script GAMS GAP G-code Genie GDL GJ GEORGE GLSL GNU E GM Go Go! GOAL Gödel Godiva GOM (Good Old Mad) Goo Gosu GOTRAN GPSS GraphTalk GRASS Groovy Hack (programming language) HAL/S Hamilton C shell Harbour Hartmann pipelines Haskell Haxe High Level Assembly HLSL Hop Hope Hugo Hume HyperTalk IBM Basic assembly language IBM HAScript IBM Informix-4GL IBM RPG ICI Icon Id IDL Idris IMP Inform Io Ioke IPL IPTSCRAE ISLISP ISPF ISWIM J J# J++ JADE Jako JAL Janus JASS Java JavaScript JCL JEAN Join Java JOSS Joule JOVIAL Joy JScript JScript .NET JavaFX Script Julia Jython K Kaleidoscope Karel Karel++ KEE Kixtart KIF Kojo Kotlin KRC KRL KRL (KUKA Robot Language) KRYPTON ksh L L# .NET LabVIEW Ladder Lagoona LANSA Lasso LaTeX Lava LC-3 Leda Legoscript LIL LilyPond Limbo Limnor LINC Lingo Linoleum LIS LISA Lisaac Lisp - ISO/IEC 13816 Lite-C Lithe Little b Logo Logtalk LPC LSE LSL LiveCode LiveScript Lua Lucid Lustre LYaPAS Lynx M2001 M4 M# Machine code MAD (Michigan Algorithm Decoder) MAD/I Magik Magma make Maple MAPPER now part of BIS MARK-IV now VISION:BUILDER Mary MASM Microsoft Assembly x86 Mathematica MATLAB Maxima (see also Macsyma) Max (Max Msp - Graphical Programming Environment) MaxScript internal language 3D Studio Max Maya (MEL) MDL Mercury Mesa Metacard Metafont MetaL Microcode MicroScript MIIS MillScript MIMIC Mirah Miranda MIVA Script ML Moby Model 204 Modelica Modula Modula-2 Modula-3 Mohol MOO Mortran Mouse MPD MSIL - deprecated name for CIL MSL MUMPS Mystic Programming Language (MPL) NASM NATURAL Napier88 Neko Nemerle nesC NESL Net.Data NetLogo NetRexx NewLISP NEWP Newspeak NewtonScript NGL Nial Nice Nickle Nim NPL Not eXactly C (NXC) Not Quite C (NQC) NSIS Nu NWScript NXT-G o:XML Oak Oberon OBJ2 Object Lisp ObjectLOGO Object REXX Object Pascal Objective-C Objective-J Obliq OCaml occam occam-π Octave OmniMark Onyx Opa Opal OpenCL OpenEdge ABL OPL OPS5 OptimJ Orc ORCA/Modula-2 Oriel Orwell Oxygene Oz P# ParaSail (programming language) PARI/GP Pascal - ISO 7185 PCASTL PCF PEARL PeopleCode Perl PDL Perl6 PHP Phrogram Pico Picolisp Pict Pike PIKT PILOT Pipelines Pizza PL-11 PL/0 PL/B PL/C PL/I - ISO 6160 PL/M PL/P PL/SQL PL360 PLANC Plankalkül Planner PLEX PLEXIL Plus POP-11 PostScript PortablE Powerhouse PowerBuilder - 4GL GUI appl. generator from Sybase PowerShell PPL Processing Processing.js Prograph PROIV Prolog PROMAL Promela PROSE modeling language PROTEL ProvideX Pro*C Pure Python Q (equational programming language) Q (programming language from Kx Systems) Qalb QtScript QuakeC QPL R R++ Racket RAPID Rapira Ratfiv Ratfor rc REBOL Red Redcode REFAL Reia Revolution rex REXX Rlab RobotC ROOP RPG RPL RSL RTL/2 Ruby RuneScript Rust S S2 S3 S-Lang S-PLUS SA-C SabreTalk SAIL SALSA SAM76 SAS SASL Sather Sawzall SBL Scala Scheme Scilab Scratch Script.NET Sed Seed7 Self SenseTalk SequenceL SETL SIMPOL SIGNAL SiMPLE SIMSCRIPT Simula Simulink SISAL SLIP SMALL Smalltalk Small Basic SML Snap! SNOBOL(SPITBOL) Snowball SOL Span SPARK Speedcode SPIN SP/k SPS SQR Squeak Squirrel SR S/SL Stackless Python Starlogo Strand Stata Stateflow Subtext SuperCollider SuperTalk Swift (Apple programming language) Swift (parallel scripting language) SYMPL SyncCharts SystemVerilog T TACL TACPOL TADS TAL Tcl Tea TECO TELCOMP TeX TEX TIE Timber TMG, compiler-compiler Tom TOM TouchDevelop Topspeed TPU Trac TTM T-SQL TTCN Turing TUTOR TXL TypeScript Turbo C++ Ubercode UCSD Pascal Umple Unicon Uniface UNITY Unix shell UnrealScript Vala VBA VBScript Verilog VHDL Visual Basic Visual Basic .NET Visual DataFlex Visual DialogScript Visual Fortran Visual FoxPro Visual J++ Visual J# Visual Objects Visual Prolog VSXu Vvvv WATFIV, WATFOR WebDNA WebQL Windows PowerShell Winbatch Wolfram Wyvern X++ X# X10 XBL XC (exploits XMOS architecture) xHarbour XL Xojo XOTcl XPL XPL0 XQuery XSB XSLT - See XPath Xtend Yorick YQL Z notation Zeno ZOPL ZPL
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Jun 23, 2015 20:20
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z8000 assembly, modula-2, and AmigaBasic
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Jun 23, 2015 21:27
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l33t
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Jun 23, 2015 21:37
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intercal
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Jun 23, 2015 22:23
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http://esolangs.org/wiki/FiM%2B%2B
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Jun 23, 2015 22:46
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tumor looking batty posted:What computer languages should I nkwo javascript, css, and html should give you a good mix of frontend and backend coding abilities, op
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Jun 23, 2015 23:23
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Jun 24, 2015 00:07
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BASIC is the only good computer language because nerds get all upset about it.
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Jul 2, 2015 13:13
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It's also just good.
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Jul 2, 2015 13:13
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html is a great programming language if you like to get close to the metal
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Jul 2, 2015 15:16
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why do i have to learn the computer's language? it's in my home why can't it just speak english????
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Jul 2, 2015 17:02
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lots of things are written in python and ruby (most of it's bad tbh) something in the c line of languages might be useful html, css, javascript if you want to make pretty websites and things
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Jul 2, 2015 22:36
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lisp is the once and future language
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Jul 2, 2015 23:06
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no one should need to learn cold fusion, ever
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Jul 3, 2015 01:57
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Metrication posted:why do i have to learn the computer's language? it's in my home why can't it just speak english???? if you put me, the trumpster, in the white house, i'll build a firewall and make the loving computers pay for it.
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Jul 3, 2015 02:07
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:javascript, css, and html OnymousCoward posted:html, css, javascript no im not gay
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Jul 3, 2015 03:37
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learn people languages its way more useful
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Jul 3, 2015 03:40
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Metrication posted:why do i have to learn the computer's language? it's in my home why can't it just speak english???? Lol if u have a computer at home just lmao
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Jul 3, 2015 04:14
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 cool av
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Jul 3, 2015 04:22
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Jerry Cotton posted:Lol if u have a computer at home just lmao lol if you're not plugging and unplugging your router and generating bits to send to somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply
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Jul 3, 2015 07:16
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MeruFM posted:lol if you're not plugging and unplugging your router and generating bits to send to somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply in that case i guess: lol
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Jul 3, 2015 07:24
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Dr. Honked posted:html is a great programming language if you like to get close to the metal HTML 4.01 mother fucke r
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Jul 3, 2015 07:54
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tumor looking batty posted:THE COMPUTER LANGUAGE THAT WILL GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 3, 2015 08:09
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with javascript you can: make front-end web apps ( chorme ) make native iPhone app ( react-native ) make video games ( unity ) make desktop apps ( some hellish bullshit )
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Jul 3, 2015 08:21
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e correct response is teh one you choose
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Jul 3, 2015 10:35
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PleasureKevin posted:with javascript you can: so: it's useless?
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Jul 3, 2015 10:37
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bobbilljim posted:e correct response is teh one you choose oh yeah that line hahaha don't worry the skills are so transferrable, just sit down and learn one, you learn 'em all just learn PERL then when you get a job that requires you to do AngularJS just sit down the night before your first day with some hot cocoa and read the 20MB of plaintext documentation for JS and Angular and if you have some time after that read every open github issue and source code comment. take a few tutorials on the preferred package manager and on how to make a module or plugin or whatever. programming is just one homogenous practice
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Jul 3, 2015 10:45
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PleasureKevin posted:oh yeah that line hahaha this but 100% unironically learning a code base takes way longer than learning a language
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Jul 3, 2015 13:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE
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Jul 3, 2015 14:20
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COBOL then when you are working on an insanely expensive and profitable project to move banking software to something that modern systems can read, learn something more future-proof op, you will probably buy a house from this
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Jul 3, 2015 14:32
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Clojure. As in Clojure this thread.
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Jul 3, 2015 16:13
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PleasureKevin posted:with javascript you can:
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Jul 3, 2015 18:35
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with c# you can: make front-end web apps ( asp.net ) make "native" iPhone app ( xamarin ) make video games ( unity ) make desktop apps ( some hellish bullshit )
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Jul 3, 2015 19:41
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with a brain u can close ur eyes an imagine anything
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Jul 3, 2015 20:47
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