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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What are some times you've hit or hurt animals?
 
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by LadyAmbien
I am going to kill all mosquitoes

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I will be the hitler of mosquitoes

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I think I may start by getting the male mosquitoes very interested in MRA ideology, specifically Men Going their own way. Then, they will be unable to reproduce, unless the females sperm jack them some how. Haven't thought that far ahead tbh

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Or, I could find some way to make all of the female mosquitoes gay, thus causing the male mosquitoes to become what scientists refer to as "incel"

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Incomplete Fish posted:

I've always figured that there was a correlation between animal abuse and autism. Thanks thread.

edit: i stomp the poo poo out of spiders. that is more because of an illogical fear of them than anything else. something with that many legs has to be up to no good you know?

If spiders were much larger, they could be great bartenders

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Rabbits and deer are food

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naem posted:

Deer are beautiful majestic animals but they have no predators and their only response to environmental pressure is "run away" and "have babies"

When they overpopulate an area and starve in the winter their programming says HAVE BABIES which of course makes the problem worse, and then you have deer leaping 20 feet into your car from all directions 24/7

The natural predator of the deer is the car

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