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PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

only a couple of thousand dollars i think

thoughts?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PeenCommander posted:

only a couple of thousand dollars i think

thoughts?

A savings account for when some strange poo poo breaks.

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jun 24, 2015

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

really big dildo

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
10 eve online characters

www
Aug 4, 2010

hookers

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

a gun to shoot yourself with

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

www posted:

hookers

changing answer to this.

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

a gun to shoot yourself with

Hmmmm tempting but id need to buy a spine first and those seem pricey

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
im spending my unexpected bonus on a round europe trip i will probably blow the rest over there on drugs hookers and toblerone

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cocaine/drugs

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

I live in Europe already, I could organise a trip but where would I go???

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

PeenCommander posted:

I live in Europe already, I could organise a trip but where would I go???
amsterdam, hamburg, frankfurt (for hookers)

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

PeenCommander posted:

I live in Europe already, I could organise a trip but where would I go???

do what im doing get one of those interrail passes, book a month of work, stay in the cheapest shittiest party hostels and go literally everywhere

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

No I mean I've done all that crap already because there's poo poo all else to do in Europe

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

A savings account for when some strange poo poo breaks.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

PeenCommander posted:

No I mean I've done all that crap already because there's poo poo all else to do in Europe

if you cant figure out how money will make you happy give it away to poor orphans and the like cos they clearly deserve it more than you

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
a couple thousand tacos

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Buy like 100 bags of Smartfood

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
opened thread didn't read anything just hit reply

face tattoo

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

Amarcarts posted:

opened thread didn't read anything just hit reply

face tattoo

Of what

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

Shirley Crabtree posted:

if you cant figure out how money will make you happy give it away to poor orphans and the like cos they clearly deserve it more than you

I just don't feel like that is in the spirit of bonuses

plus I'm incredibly selfish, bitter and jaded to the core

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

PeenCommander posted:

I live in Europe already, I could organise a trip but where would I go???

America

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

a penis and balls ejaculating but have the semen move in a circle around your face until it splashes on the balls

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Go on a roller coaster tour of the USA

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

spend it all in one night on cocaine/drugs/strippers it's very fun but you will probably regret it (i always do)

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

Amarcarts posted:

a penis and balls ejaculating but have the semen move in a circle around your face until it splashes on the balls

I got excited when I started imagining a penis balls semen ouroboros

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Also get "Property of War Machine" on your neck

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If I were you I'd buy plat and archives op. Then I'd buy a six pack of non-alcoholic beers and some low-salt version of cheetos then settle in for a weekend of reading old threads.

- julian

cheers

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
get the fanciest custom cardboard box on the market

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
give it to me, I have a couple thousand in debt

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

give it to me, I have a couple thousand in debt

What do I get out of this transaction

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

julian assflange posted:

If I were you I'd buy plat and archives op. Then I'd buy a six pack of non-alcoholic beers and some low-salt version of cheetos then settle in for a weekend of reading old threads.

- julian

cheers

Where would you recommend I start

Keyboard goop?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PeenCommander posted:

Where would you recommend I start

Keyboard goop?

Yes as a warm up and then maybe Zaurg (so you can learn about managing the rest of your newfound wealth)

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Save it for when you get fired.

Because you are gonna get fired.

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008


If I was going to go all out on a dildo I'd definitely be taking a trip to bad dragon dot net I'm afraid

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Amarcarts posted:

Also get "Property of War Machine" on your neck

I want bad things for you

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

avatars for everyone in this thread

really lovely ones, too

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


camgirls galore

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i didn't think it was ethical to hand out bonuses relative to weiner size

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