Suggest things to write on artillery shells! Good ones get to kill Russians

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lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Good news from Eastern Europe! We've got a sweet inside line on some really funny big guns shooters. And as the premier internets comedy forum on the internet, it falls upon us to come up with really funny things to have Ukrainian volunteers write on artillery shells they fire at their own countrymen!

The first kill goes to Eastern Europe thread posting regular veteral Lucy Heartfilia!

sparatuvs posted:

Grats!

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:06

THE BOMBINATRIX: Jul 26, 2002; by Lowtax

"Victory to the DNR, Vladimir Putin, and the Russian people!"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:28

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

"CIA money paid for this government"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:29

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

vodka is a ladies drink

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:30

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

im gay and now so are u

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:30

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

cuck

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:31

El Boot: Mar 18, 2009; Thank Dog It's Friday

black lives matter

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:32

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

enfield is the best

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:33

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

putin it up your rear end

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:33

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

You should tell them to put some nazi runes on them, that would be badass... poo poo wait, azovs already a step ahead of me

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU IN EXCELLENT HEALTH

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:36

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

DIE COMMIE SCUM

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:36

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

Splatmaster posted:

I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU IN EXCELLENT HEALTH

lol

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:40

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Draw a duck on it

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:40

Hadaka Apron: Feb 12, 2015

Could you draw Fatov from The Simpsons on one of them?

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:45

Swan Oat: Oct 9, 2012; I was selected for my skill.

я гей

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:46

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

A sketch of Brown Moses looking pensive.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:46

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

"Made in Germany"

are shells still made in germany i dunno but my german washer and dryer are pretty loving amazing

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:49

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

GET FACEFUCKED BITCH

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:49

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

this thing has been in my butt

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:51

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

my planes making GBS threads on u idiot

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:53

Meowmixer: Jul 10, 2001; The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Дик-приклад

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:55

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

oh artillery shells nvm

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:55

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

"taste this you lousy chink"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:56

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

A confederate flag. ... that way when the shells get captured they can just blue out the stars and itll be novorossiyan

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:57

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

"To whom it may concern"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:00

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

"this is gonna do to your bunker what i did to your mom last night"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:06

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

You will ride eternal. Shiny and chrome.

givepatajob fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jun 26, 2015

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:09

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

I ate more than one potato this month.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:11

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:11

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

trapped in munitions factory
send help

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:13

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Give Pat a Job posted:

You will ride eternal. Shiny and chrome.

WITNESS ME

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:13

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

"Guaranteed hot or the next one is free!"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:16

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

"You guys see the entourage movie yet?"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:19

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Thanks, Obama!

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:20

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Put a smaller shell inside

like a nesting doll

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:26

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

You have no chance to survive make your time

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:26

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away