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Super Mario Bros. - classic, iconic side-scroller, one of the first of its kinds Super Mario Bros. 3 - probably the best side-scroller ever made Super Mario World - if SMB3 wasn't the best, this one was ...then there's Super Mario Bros. 2. The one you never wanted to play as a kid. It had: * weird floaty jumping * picking up weird poo poo and carrying it over your head instead of eating tight mushrooms and shooting fire * playing as a bitch * was gay Lol what were they thinking with that one? I'm aware it's possible/likely some contrarian classic gaming nerd is going to come into this thread and tell me about how SMB2 is actually the best and purest game for <reasons>. I want to go ahead and proactively tell anyone with the mind to do that to get hosed. SMB2 sucked. If I were Nintendo I'd just get rid of it entirely and act like it never happened. When people ask why the games go from 1 to 3 just blame Japanese -> American translators loving it up.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:45 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:00 |
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* was originally a different game who cares? it was still good, at least it broke up the monotony imagine if lost levels was our mario 2 like the japs lolololol
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:49 |
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Japan had a sequel to SMB but it was considered too hard for the American market so they swapped some sprites on a pre-existing game and released that instead. SMB2 is known as Super Mario USA to this day. The Japanese SMB sequel is known as 'The Lost Levels' and was released on the SNES on that Super Mario Allstars cart.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:51 |
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It was all a dream.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:52 |
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i've actually played it for longer than all other marios put together, op. your opinion is bad and unnecessary
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:53 |
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I thought it was alright. Playing as the hovering princess owned Plus it gave us that egg dinosaur thing, the first tranny in a video game. Truly progressive
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:54 |
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also, zelda 2 is the best zelda
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:54 |
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Birdo is a redeeming factor i will concede this much
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:54 |
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FogHelmut posted:It was all a dream. definietly biggies fav mario
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 11:55 |
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88h88 posted:Japan had a sequel to SMB but it was considered too hard for the American market Wrong. They didn't use it because it was "too similar to the original." If anything, Japanese games generally tended to be easier than their US counterparts, in large part because rentals were illegal in Japan at the time (still are as far as I know), while in America, they tried to make the games too hard to beat in one rental to encourage people buying the things because the rental market was huge. Battletoads is a great example of this: much, much easier in Japan. By the way, American Super Mario 2 is awesome. It's more fun than the first Super Mario and the Japanese Super Mario 2.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:04 |
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it was the loving jews fault
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:08 |
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quakster posted:also, zelda 2 is the best zelda Yes.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:09 |
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88h88 posted:Not wrong. so many citations good sir looks like we've found a subject gbs really cares about
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:22 |
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Mario is srs business.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:27 |
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do any of those link to an interview because lmao if this clown's source for information is an eight year old ign review http://i58.tinypic.com/1zdkxi.jpg
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:27 |
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super mario bros 2 is good. it had a mouse with rad shades and bombs. it had a scary mask that would chase you if you took a key. i liked those things. if you give a poo poo about how it doesn't feel like a mario game consider a life of monastic austerity because you might care about the wrong things too much. it's just a good game.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:40 |
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plus it birthed poo poo that stuck around, like shy guys, bob bombs, birdo, wart (jk)
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:44 |
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I think we can all agree the op is a worthless piece of poo poo, and if we all had to choose between Super Mario Bros 2 and the op existing we would all choose SMB2, right?
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:56 |
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88h88 posted:Not wrong. quakster posted:do any of those link to an interview because lmao if this clown's source for information is an eight year old ign review The only guy who ever gets quoted in those, if they quote anyone, is Howard Phillips, who was only quoted with saying "the game is too hard" and not really "we didn't release this in America because the game was too hard." The vast majority quote nobody and have nothing to support the claim. But Howard Phillips, that's a trustworthy guy. Who is he? A spokesman (or, in other words, an empty suit) for Nintendo who is best known for being the co-star of a Nintendo Power comic. Real insider titan of the industry right there. You may as well quote your uncle who totally worked at Nintendo because that's who Howard Phillips is. Hell man, come to think of it, Doki Doki Panic is way easier than Super Mario 2 USA so I don't know what this "American games are easier" stuff is about. burritolingus fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jun 26, 2015 |
# ? Jun 26, 2015 12:56 |
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When people ask me if there was a Mario Brothers 2, I tell them there wasn't one because I'm ashamed of it.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:03 |
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Jap Mario 2 was loving awful, I'm glad I played the not-great-but-okay Mario 2 USA instead. Birdo is a legend, and his presence is subsequent Mario games is a testament to Nintendo thinking the same.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:15 |
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toki toki panic
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:16 |
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Applewhite posted:When people ask me if there was a Mario Brothers 2, I tell them there wasn't one because I'm ashamed of it. nintendo should do the same
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:17 |
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I don't know what you cranky pants are all about. SMB2 was hella fun and my jam. Also, it helped influence a lot of the same Mario things we still see today. Also that sweet sound Wart makes when you throw vegetables into his fat gently caress mouth. *WARF*
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:27 |
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more like dookie dookie panic
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:29 |
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if mario & mickey had sex,
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:52 |
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smb 2 is the best one, i'm glad they hosed it up
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 13:52 |
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mario 1 was the worst mario. mario jumps slowly and it sucks mario i ran before i jumped, why are you going so slowly mario. argh fall down the stupid whole. i dont care
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:00 |
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it was originally another game and they replaced the characters with mario characters. characters.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:01 |
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nevrr played it when i was a kid bc i was busy blasting a wad on sick tits constantly
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:01 |
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i'm sure youre mom appreciate your 6 y old d
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:03 |
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You know, the game we know as Super Mario Bros 2 here was actually called "Puck Man" in Japan They had to change the name when it came here though
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:03 |
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Blah blah blah Doki Doki Panic blah blah blah transgender dinosaur.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:04 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:You know, the game we know as Super Mario Bros 2 here was actually called "Puck Man" in Japan yea dat what it was called.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:04 |
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kill she with own egg; mario disgraceful
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:05 |
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Thanks to the dozen people who said it was originally a different game.
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:06 |
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When you beat Mario 1, doesn't the game restart and the title screen says "Super Mario Bros. II" and all the enemies are replaced with beetles and it's hard as gently caress? Did I imagine that?
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:06 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:00 |
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thathonkey posted:Thanks to the dozen people who said it was originally a different game. In Japan, it was called "Doki Doki Panic."
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# ? Jun 26, 2015 14:07 |