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He is fat, orange, and sleepy. What animals are next to you? ... No, I have nothing better to do on a Sunday night. Why do you ask?
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Call animal control, they'll come get rid of it for you.
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Jun 29, 2015 00:03
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UWBW posted:He is fat, orange, and sleepy. Tonight is sunday you idiot
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Jun 29, 2015 00:03
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UWBW posted:He is fat, orange, and sleepy. Have you force fed it lasagna until it had a coronary yet?
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Jun 29, 2015 00:05
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ThirdPartyView posted:Have you force fed it lasagna until it had a coronary yet? he hates mondays
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Jun 29, 2015 00:07
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Pet that cat.
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Jun 29, 2015 00:08
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a bearded collie dog named maggie mae
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Jun 29, 2015 00:09
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oldpainless posted:Pet that cat. I can't, it's a trap. Everyone knows if you pet a cat you can't stop, ever. You just keep petting it.
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Jun 29, 2015 00:14
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gently caress it.
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Jun 29, 2015 00:14
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UWBW posted:He is fat, orange, and sleepy. ur wife she is a dirty pig 
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Jun 29, 2015 00:15
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Top City Homo posted:ur wife Oh my God, she's alive? SANDRA YOU LYING WHORE
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Jun 29, 2015 00:17
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orange cats are the nicest ones
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Jun 29, 2015 00:18
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UWBW posted:Oh my God, she's alive? SANDRA YOU LYING WHORE Its Cassandra now you poo poo and she will never love you
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Jun 29, 2015 00:20
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There is a glass of ice water next to me. Although it is my best friend, that will not stop me from pouring it down my neck. RIP glass of water 4:26pm - 4:30pm
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Jun 29, 2015 00:28
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Suck his dick
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Jun 29, 2015 00:29
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UWBW posted:I can't, it's a trap. Everyone knows if you pet a cat you can't stop, ever. You just keep petting it. I swear to God if you don't pet that loving cat
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Jun 29, 2015 00:29
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My big fat beast of a significant other, OP. edit: smells like an animal too
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Jun 29, 2015 00:34
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my in-laws idiot dog
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Jun 29, 2015 00:35
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Check out this kid meeting a cat for the first time
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Jun 29, 2015 00:39
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Kid is a beta bitch
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Jun 29, 2015 00:40
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You should be more polite to children you rear end in a top hat
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Jun 29, 2015 02:16
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OP post a picture of cat
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Jun 29, 2015 02:17
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I have a big orange cichlid next to my computer. It looks hungry so I guess I'll feed it.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:09
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I am laying in my bed and my dog is asleep on the cold hard ground next to the bed BUt YOU GUYS be quiet or he will wake up.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:29
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1 tabby cat 1 beagle 1 miniature dachshund
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Jun 29, 2015 04:55
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Tonight is sunday you idiot You really just blew my mind.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:57
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A big wet buttt (it is mine)
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Jun 29, 2015 05:08
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1 1/2 Pugs 1 Chihuahua (divided into halves) 1/2 MinPin 1/2 Beagle 1/2 Terrier of some sort I also have a very fluffy, long-haired black cat named Guinness.
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Jun 29, 2015 05:12
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Pick posted:orange cats are the nicest ones Orange cats are crazy
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Jun 29, 2015 05:20
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I have a labratard mix puppy sitting next to me
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Jun 29, 2015 05:21
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probably the closest you've gotten to pussy, op
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Jun 29, 2015 05:26
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Snuggle that cat.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:15
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I have a dorky gray cat with flecks of orange and other shades of gray. Petting it right now.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:17
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UWBW posted:He is fat, orange, and sleepy. I have an orange cat sleeping next to me, too, OP. He's not exactly fat, but he is pretty old for a cat (19). 
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Jun 29, 2015 06:39
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Calbiyum posted:a bearded collie dog named maggie mae A kitty with a black and white pattern like a dairy cow named Maggie Moo behind my head on the couch
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Jun 29, 2015 06:43
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also a cat that has reached Stage: Goon obesity and has a stinky rear end because she's too loving fat to clean it
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Jun 29, 2015 06:48
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ContraBoss posted:also a cat that has reached Stage: Goon obesity and has a stinky rear end because she's too loving fat to clean it hosed up if true
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Jun 29, 2015 06:50
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My cat used to be so obese he couldn't clean his own butthole and his brother was even fatter. They got put on crash diets when they were turned over to the shelter, when their old owner passed away. She was an old lady who did nothing but feed them. Sometimes I wonder if they ate her after she died. Sometimes I wonder if my cat would eat me if I died. The answers are yes.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:54
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:My cat used to be so obese he couldn't clean his own butthole and his brother was even fatter. They got put on crash diets when they were turned over to the shelter, when their old owner passed away. She was an old lady who did nothing but feed them. Sometimes I wonder if they ate her after she died. Sometimes I wonder if my cat would eat me if I died. The answers are yes. We have one of those at my shelter currently. The first time we adopted her she was about two years old and 4kg. The nice old lady who adopted her died and now she's about five and she's 7kg. She's short haired and can still clean her own butthole though. Sometimes they are long haired and they can't so they have to get a lion cut, which is tragic but also pretty funny.
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All orange cats are named Cheddar.
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