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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Sex

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

death

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I wonder how many spiders I'll eat that night.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJMijBzjwo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

past mistakes, people who left me behind, the scary ghost lady from Dead Silence, all the missed opportunities from the past, how i am ever going to sleep in the same bed as a nice lady for a long period of time because im ver. gassy

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

i really need to get to sleep

sleep is so weird

humans spend most of their lives unconscious and it weirds me out

can you truly say you are unconscious if you're dreaming, though?

you're not aware of your surroundings, but vivid brain activity is occurring

i guess you don't have conscious control over it, which might be the dividing line

but what about lucid dreaming?

can you say that your are truly unconscious if you are consciously directing yourself in an unconscious state?

i really need to get to sleep

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
its always sunny in philadelphia

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Ideas for my novel

Russian Remoulade
Feb 22, 2009

lonesomedwarf posted:

past mistakes, people who left me behind, the scary ghost lady from Dead Silence, all the missed opportunities from the past, how i am ever going to sleep in the same bed as a nice lady for a long period of time because im ver. gassy

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
mmm, sweet horizontal oblivion

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I fall asleep on the floor and my parents carry me to bed :shrug:

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
Awesome song lyrics I swear I'll remember the next morning so I can write them down. I never do :(

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes i stay up all night in bed shitposting on my phone

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Super Mario

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

truthfully forums.somethingawful.com

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
sex, all the sex I can imagine

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
i can only go to sleep after consuming enough alcohol to get rid of my thoughts

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I think "maybe I'll die in my sleep"
Then I wake up
Fin

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ethics in gaming journalism

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

if I sleep now, I get 6 hours sleep

if I sleep now, I get 5 hours sleep

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
This bed sure is comfortable

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

kecske posted:

if I sleep now, I get 6 hours sleep

if I sleep now, I get 5 hours sleep

Same.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
"I wish this loving cat would roll over so I didn't have to sleep in this awful position"
or, if my boyfriend is staying over
"you better not loving fart on me"

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

ChlorophileAddict posted:

"I wish this loving cat would roll over so I didn't have to sleep in this awful position"
or, if my boyfriend is staying over
"you better not loving fart on me"

ey gurl

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

how many people will try to break into my home while i sleep

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Titties

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

kecske posted:

if I sleep now, I get 6 hours sleep

if I sleep now, I get 5 hours sleep

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Only 5 hours until it'll be 1 hour till I have to get up. Only 1 hour until 3 hours until I have to get up. Only 5 more minutes until it'll be 1 hour till I can have 5 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. Im going to die

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
i just concentrate on hearing my heartbeat and every once in a while I feel it skip a beat and in that split second before it catches up i have a little mini panic attack that it's never going to beat again and if it did how much consciousness would I even have left, would I even have time to be afraid if it was really going to stop beating

then it does but i guess one day it won't

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
NOTHIN BUT SOME GODDAMN DICKS

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010
Record boring documentaries on the DVR, best on PBS since no loud commercials.

Turn on TV, pick out one, start, turn volume low as possible, set sleep timer on TV.

Listen, and concentrate on it.

Fall asleep.

Risk: a really interesting one.

Oh yeah, if a lot of subtitles, delete and find another one.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i promise myself i wont be a massive failure the next day

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
i've been writing a zombie novel in my head every night before going to sleep for the last 3 years or so

It's pretty cool there's a nuclear explosion which ties in with a geo-political sub-plot and then there's irradiated zombies and people hiding out in fox-hole sniper nest things with auto-medic pods like that one in prometheus.


e: oh and this too

CJacobs posted:

Only 5 hours until it'll be 1 hour till I have to get up. Only 1 hour until 3 hours until I have to get up. Only 5 more minutes until it'll be 1 hour till I can have 5 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. Im going to die

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I think it's probably the best place to do it op

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Murder and mayhem. Lotsa mayhem.

I think it helps me not to reflexively murder the countless rude butt-whistles I gotta deal with IRL.
...
"There's no excuse for rudeness."

-PolitnessMan

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

tetsuo posted:

i just concentrate on hearing my heartbeat and every once in a while I feel it skip a beat and in that split second before it catches up i have a little mini panic attack that it's never going to beat again and if it did how much consciousness would I even have left, would I even have time to be afraid if it was really going to stop beating

then it does but i guess one day it won't
Seriouspost:
Feels like a frog jumping in your chest, doesn't it? It's a really creepy sensation.

I had this problem with skipping beats. I thought my days were numbered.
Turns out I was drinking too much and not eating enough and I had developed a magnesium and potassium deficiency. Potassium is required for a stable heartbeat.

I started eating a couple bananas or apples or tomatoes each day and it...WENT AWAY. Completely. Cue great sigh of relief.

One third of all alcoholics have a magnesium deficiency.
Anorexics sometime die from heart attacks due to such deficiencies.

When I get a heart-bump now, It means time to buy bananas. Take it easy, though- too many bananas have a laxative effect as in a "Gurgle,bluuurp blaarpp BLORCH" laxative effect. A Fartyshartblaster, as it were.

You are therefore advised to keep an alert and watchful rear end in a top hat during such banana therapy, and treat any incoming fart with great suspicion.
...
"Drunks never eat right."

-Gregory "You dick!" House

zimboe fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jun 30, 2015

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
I don't have to poop.... i just went...
Maybe its a fart....
... I was wrong..

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Depends, after a long session of gaming I try not to think of the images burned into my retinas.

Think about the movie I just watched.

Think about the material I'm helping an author friend of mine write.

The cute girl I saw that day.

drat I'm hungry I should have eaten something instead of drinking beer and forgetting to eat.

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Whatever it is I need to get done at work the next day, or if it's the weekend, whatever I have to get done on Monday,.

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