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gently caress YEAH JULY MOTHERFUCKER
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CANADA DAY      
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Jul 1, 2015 05:21
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MrChips posted:2/10 not accurate doesn't show the Mountie tasing, framing for terrorism and/or sexually harassing the American You're ruining all my conceptions of CANADA.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:20
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Good for you man! With that first sentence I was expecting an unhappy ending to that post.
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Jul 1, 2015 06:36
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I don't know who you pissed off in a previous life but drat DUDE. I am so glad you guys are all okay.
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Jul 1, 2015 23:04
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State Farm offers full coverage depending on your policy as well.
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Jul 2, 2015 18:06
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I need to quit trolling Craigslist sellers, they're getting crankier when you call bullshit on their "just did $1000 worth of brake work" posts. How the gently caress do you spend $1000 on brakes for a car you're selling for $1200?
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Jul 3, 2015 04:34
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Girlfriend had a huge fight with her best friend (i think her husband cheated on her) and she kind of took it out on me. I get it, she's upset but I'm having a few issues with work (my boss is letting his faith dictate certain things and it's driving me CRAZY) and I just didn't want to deal with it today.
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Jul 3, 2015 05:35
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BrokenKnucklez posted:This is the time where I kinda glaze over... Mumble uh huh, and think about how to fuel inject a small engine. I was thinking about if I should buy the b2200 or a Protege5 and if it should be manual or auto.
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Jul 3, 2015 06:08
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BrokenKnucklez posted:They just wanna rant. Let em rant, I find it excellent project planning time. It's like an hour away, havn't had the free time to go check it out. I should buy an auto for ease of use, with her refusal to learn standard another stick might not be welcome.
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Jul 3, 2015 06:13
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Most likely cause of a smoking car is leaky head gasket yes?
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Jul 4, 2015 04:05
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the spyder posted:Color of smoke? White. Motronic posted:Yeah, totally. I figured. Local MP5 for sale, warning of IT SMOKES. I can have it for $900 if I want it. How hard is a head gasket on those?
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Jul 4, 2015 04:13
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Motronic posted:Did you really just take that as qualified advice rather than sarcasm? I'm drunk and high on allergy meds, of course i did! White/grey smoke.
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Jul 4, 2015 06:08
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rndmnmbr posted:I hate to be a debbie downer, but godspeed the day fireworks are banned period. Yes, let's put notable amounts of thermite and low explosives in the hands of idiots, and set the holiday they're to be used on in the driest and windiest part of the year, and make the holiday one of the biggest drinking days of the year, there's no way this can go wrong. Right there with you buddy. There's always a report of some fuckstick who set his yard/house/dog on fire trying to make a bigger boom.
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Jul 4, 2015 07:08
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Jesus Christ. Nothing quite like getting dragged out to a baseball game on the Fourth to make you remember how much baseball sucks and can go gently caress itself with a bat.
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Jul 5, 2015 02:26
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Jesus H Christ. We hung out with my buddy today and his new girlfriend is loving insufferable. She insists on always holding his hand, even when he's trying to loving drive. She grabbed his hand, causing him to swerve a bit and he side-swiped another car and she insisted they just just off. What a oval office.
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Jul 5, 2015 22:52
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Oh and other acts of loving idiocy! I have a friend doing research for a graphic novel about the WTC bombing that happened in 1993. We were discussing similar projects that have already been published and another guy chimed in "9-11 HAPPENED IN 2001 YOU loving TARDS." My friend tried to explain about the '93 bombing but this dude was "THE TOWERS FELL IN 2001 YOU gently caress, LEARN YOUR HISTORY." America.
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Jul 5, 2015 23:23
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BrokenKnucklez posted:We allow these people to vote too! He shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
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Jul 6, 2015 00:43
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I shot a single bottle rocket out of my teeth some years ago. Melted the flesh on my upper lip and you can bet your rear end I learned my lesson.
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Jul 7, 2015 01:46
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Maker Of Shoes posted:Don't look at this dumb care post.  Hang in there buddy.
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Jul 7, 2015 21:41
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My store sells a lot of flags. Sports teams, colleges, armed forces, pirate, comic themed, we sell them all. So many that it's a focal point of our advertising. Well today a dude called up and asked if we have ConFed flags! And in my most jovial voice I told him "Noooooo sir!" He asked if we could order them and I couldn't contain myself. In my most happy, joy filled voice I said Absolutely not!" He then called me a human being and hung up. Best phone call ever!
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Jul 7, 2015 23:09
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Hey I'm in a lovely mood. How do I import a mid 80's Escort RS from the UK?
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Jul 8, 2015 05:09
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No longer having a room to hide from my girlfriend's terrible tv choices is starting to be painful. She's watching Gilmore Girls and it's so loving terrible it makes me want to die.
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Jul 11, 2015 00:46
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goatse guy posted:Paul Anka is the most likable character on that show. I saw it through to the bitter end because my friends swear up and down that the show is great, but now that I have real hobbies I really regret spending weeks marathon-watching it. I don't know who the gently caress that is but nobody on this show is likable. I'm going to start binge-watching the worst poo poo I can find as payback.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:20
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meatpimp posted:I suggest Ink Master. She loves reality tv. I've suffered through so many horrible cooking shows in the last month. I'd pay good money to see Alton Brown get punched in the face.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:24
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Professor Bling posted:I know the pain of a Gilmore Girls marathon with the girlfriend. It could be worse. She could be watching Pretty Little Liars. She watches that with her friends on Monday nights. We just discussed it and she claims I make her watch terrible shows as well but she can't actually produce any examples!
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Jul 11, 2015 01:32
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mariooncrack posted:I finally got it: goatse guy posted:I'm so sure that the Miata is mine that I signed up for an autocross in two weeks. YES. MIATA FOR EVERYBODY.
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Jul 12, 2015 04:11
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BrokenKnucklez posted:.50 Cent is filing for Chapter 11. Ironic. What happened to all that Vitamin Water money?
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Jul 13, 2015 18:31
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The Civic isn't dead! The alternator is dead! Totally fixable! Off to the junkyard!
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Jul 13, 2015 20:05
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Nah, this isn't like Facebook's block feature. I have like 80 people in BSS ignored but they still have to suffer through my poo poo.
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Jul 13, 2015 21:22
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CharlesM posted:Did...did you just call Rhyno reasonable? :P Cakefool posted:Rhyno suffers from terrible person gravity, he draws terrible friends into orbit and is in turn drawn into the well of BSS. It's not hard in BSS.
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Jul 14, 2015 00:48
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bandman posted:If y'all aren't watching the Home Run Derby, you are missing something really entertaining. The new rules turned something lame and interminable into something really dramatic and exciting. Exciting? Did they stop playing baseball altogether then?
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Jul 14, 2015 04:53
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Farking Bastage posted:I've entertained the notion of picking up a cheap RX8, rebuilding the engine and making a toy out of it. Should I be sent to the asylum immediately? Some dude in my area did an LS swap.
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Jul 14, 2015 21:31
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It's pretty awesome when horrible people have bad things happen to them. There's this woman who used to be in my circle of friends, she got the boot for assaulting someone's girlfriend in a jealous rage about 5 year ago. Well a year ago the guy she was seeing died in a bike accident. (Some of you may recall me posting about that fuckstick). Well today we find out that not only was e loving around on her but he knocked that girl up and she chose the anniversary of his death to tell the "girlfriend" that her boy had left his seed behind to someone else and the girl I know is having the most amazing meltdown on other people's FB statuses right now.
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Jul 14, 2015 21:42
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BraveUlysses posted:how can you post this but not post screenshots of it? DOIT She's commenting on random statuses of our mutual friends, like this guy Dan I know has a post about voter reform and she posted "DID YOU KNOW CHRIS WAS CHEATING ON ME YOU gently caress?" It's not really worth screen capping, just that she's flipping out so bad is funny as hell.
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Jul 14, 2015 21:53
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1500quidporsche posted:I really thought I reached the pinnacle of Facebook and quit after seeing nerd friend with anger issues from high school's girlfriend gets knocked up by high school pot dealer while he's half way across the country. Well I have a skill for finding terrible people to be friends with so I'm never at a loss for hilarious drama.
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Jul 14, 2015 22:08
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I regret NOTHING.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:47
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meatpimp posted:Nothing bad will ever come from you boasting about overeating enormous amounts of empty calories. Those calories were DELICIOUS.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:36
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Who does poo poo like that?
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Jul 16, 2015 03:48
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Ant-Man was outstanding. It was a better film than Age of Ultron. By a very wide margin. Gay for Paul Rudd.
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