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New York, New jersey especially. I can feel it. The Jobs moving out of the city, the urban decay. It is ripe to start the post apocalypse there.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:01 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:01 |
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*grip tightens on pipe wrench* *grip tightens on dick*
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:03 |
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go back to jersey you guido bitch that was on a note somebody put on a double parked car from nj once
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:04 |
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DeBlassio is the mayor who will bring the beloved New York of the 1970's back. Once again it shall be a cesspool and/or hive of scum and villiany.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:05 |
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How very retro
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:05 |
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I see the murder rate numbers and I have the urge to wear an eyepatch and can feel my hair growing into a mullet.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:07 |
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i'm interested to see what new york will be like once it gets the detroit treatment.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:07 |
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In the year 2024 a runaway planet is gonna fly between the Earth and Moon and cast NY into destruction. Then like in a thousand years people from Nassau County are gonna rise up and form a new world, with savagery, super science and still no decent place for the Islanders to play
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:12 |
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VikingSkull posted:In the year 2024 a runaway planet is gonna fly between the Earth and Moon and cast NY into destruction. Then like in a thousand years people from Nassau County are gonna rise up and form a new world, with savagery, super science and still no decent place for the Islanders to play Ok, which saturday morning post apocalyptic barbarian cartoon is that?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:19 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Ok, which saturday morning post apocalyptic barbarian cartoon is that? Thundarr the Barbarian
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:25 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:I see the murder rate numbers and I have the urge to wear an eyepatch and can feel my hair growing into a mullet. Go on with your story, Mr. Plissken....
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:28 |
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In an existential sense, it already has.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:36 |
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Thought you were posting about the North-East of England, nobody ever posts about us...
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:11 |
The Taint Reaper posted:New York, New jersey especially. I can feel it. The Jobs moving out of the city, the urban decay. It is ripe to start the post apocalypse there. blow me
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:24 |
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A hipster stands on top of his apartment complex in Brooklyn sipping a caramel macchiato and whining incessantly under his breath about how he thought macchiatos were cool before everyone else did. He glances down at his pocket watch, "given to me by my great great great grandfather... You wouldn't get it" is his usual explanation of why he has such an outdated time piece. He knows soon that the elite of Manhattan are about to pull down the bridges any second now. "Queens is all but abandoned now" says a voice behind him. His girlfriend pushes her thick black Cats eye glasses up onto the bridge of her nose. "The Bronx is boiling over, it's only a matter of time before it explodes." She continued, her gaze pointing to the north where smoke bellowed up into the sky. He shakes his head and barely jumps when the demolition charges blow the bridges. It shakes the earth and rattles the windows in their casings. She looks to him, "any news from Staten?" He shakes his head again and pushes a strand of hair back off his forehead. "No. Who cared for Staten Island to begin with?" He gently shakes his cup and sighs. "Come, let's go to Starbucks - I need more macchiato." He glances one last time over his shoulder at the gleaming skyscrapers of Manhattan before ducking into the stairwell.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:39 |
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Taint Reaper literally and unironically thinks the South is good lmao
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:41 |
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Man, New York sure is going downhill! Why, it's standard of living is now only forty nine times that of Alabama's!
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:44 |
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new york, new jersey is not a real city but only a city of your imagination op i can guess hwo bad it is in there!
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:44 |
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TAINT REAPED AGAIN
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:46 |
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Obsidius posted:Thought you were posting about the North-East of England, nobody ever posts about us... I've had this spot circled on a map for years and I just keep throwing loving darts at it, 2 every day as soon as I wake up and 1 before sleep when the shakes have stopped. One day I'll hit the mark
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:47 |
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Emanuel Collective posted:Man, New York sure is going downhill! Why, it's standard of living is now only forty nine times that of Alabama's! Why yes maybe if I get a minimum of 4 roommates I can possibly afford a luxurious apartment with the square footage of a dumpster in New York City, or I could buy a 100 acre ranch in Alabama and buy a nice car.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:49 |
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As poor southern trash I've always marveled at New York City. How do these people afford it? Where the gently caress do the minimum wage slaves that service rich assholes in Manhatten live? When are people going to flip out about the world not making sense?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:58 |
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Obsidius posted:Thought you were posting about the North-East of England, nobody ever posts about us... It's grim up north.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:06 |
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Told Two Times posted:As poor southern trash I've always marveled at New York City. How do these people afford it? Where the gently caress do the minimum wage slaves that service rich assholes in Manhatten live? When are people going to flip out about the world not making sense? Lol
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:07 |
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Told Two Times posted:As poor southern trash I've always marveled at New York City. How do these people afford it? Where the gently caress do the minimum wage slaves that service rich assholes in Manhatten live? When are people going to flip out about the world not making sense? the minimum wage slaves are starry eyed southerners who think $10 an hour is a kings ransom and we make them live on Staten Island
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:18 |
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Emanuel Collective posted:Taint Reaper literally and unironically thinks the South is good lmao You mean the South of Canada? Well no poo poo the entire north of Canada is barren tundra and bears.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:42 |
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Obsidius posted:Thought you were posting about the North-East of England, nobody ever posts about us... I had to look at a map. tell me about Newcastle, is it really upon Tyne?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:17 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i'm interested to see what new york will be like once it gets the detroit treatment. I see you've never heard of the Bronx before... Ramsus posted:Why yes maybe if I get a minimum of 4 roommates I can possibly afford a luxurious apartment with the square footage of a dumpster in New York City, or I could buy a 100 acre ranch in Alabama and buy a nice car. Counterpoint: you're living in Alabama.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:48 |
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Stringbean posted:A hipster stands on top of his apartment complex in Brooklyn sipping a caramel macchiato and whining incessantly under his breath about how he thought macchiatos were cool before everyone else did. He glances down at his pocket watch, "given to me by my great great great grandfather... You wouldn't get it" is his usual explanation of why he has such an outdated time piece. He knows soon that the elite of Manhattan are about to pull down the bridges any second now.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:31 |
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How can there be a black cast member if other people have already died first?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:32 |
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WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:20 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:How can there be a black cast member if other people have already died first? lol you think black people are lucky
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:22 |
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satanic splash-back posted:lol you think black people are lucky I knew a black guy named Lucky.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:23 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:I knew a black guy named Lucky. I don't believe a black person would name their child after a cigarette brand. That would be like naming them after a car manufacturer or a rock or something.
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