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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
England are currently playing Japan in the Fifa World Cup semi-finals. If we beat them it will mean a rather tasty England vs USA final come on you noble lionesses!

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
soccer is bad and dumb

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
real football is good and cool

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i cant wait to celebrate july 4th again on sunday

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SaltLick posted:

i cant wait to celebrate july 4th again on sunday

you may have to celebrate hiroshima again instead, japan are 1-0 up on a penalty :(

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Ladies don't play football, they play soccer.

And nobody watches soccer.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Ladies don't play football, they play soccer.

And nobody watches soccer.

Correction, soccer/football is the #1 most watched sport on the planet

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Shirley Crabtree posted:

Correction, soccer/football is the #1 most watched sport on the planet

because most of the planet can't afford cable or satellite TV so they are a captive audience for soccer

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

lol couldnt give a poo poo

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Would it be illegal to bring a picture of Hope Solo's butthole?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

lol couldnt give a poo poo

well you should its a real corker of a match its just gone 1-1 we done a penalty too!

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
that lady in the pic is really asian

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

jackyl posted:

real football is good and cool

must be talking about rugby

nfl consists of 4 plays an hour.

THIS DELAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLIM JIM, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OOOH YEAH

i'll concede tailgating is far superior to any pre-game entertainment/activities of any other sport.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Shirley Crabtree posted:

Correction, soccer/football is the #1 most watched sport on the planet

Most of the planet doesn't matter. Hope this helps.

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




I thought this thread was going to be about that woman's bikini arena football league that lasted for like 1 season in 2008 or something.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

that lady in the pic is really asian

Might be because it's the Japanese soccer team.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Surprised england is doing so well in this match, considering Japan is high ranked and won it all last time, andEngland is ranked a noticeable bit lower and is playingin their first ever wwc semifinal

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
id completely forgotten about hth whole thing

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I thought this thread was about that lingerie football because yeah, i watch it to masturbate

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

a dog from hell posted:

Might be because it's the Japanese soccer team.

no i mean REALLY asian though

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i would like to have sex with all of them

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why aren't their clothes tighter?

**a thing men actually ask

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
2-1 japan in the last minute motherfuckers :(

looks like its gonna be a japan usa lady-final

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




AHAHAHAHAHA ENGLAND PUT IT IN THEIR OWN GOAL

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

some dude at my gym was real interested in it. also those ladies boobs are very small

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

no i mean REALLY asian though

Yeah I gotchu. They all look funny but it's competitive out there.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

own goal owns

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
shes having a little cry come on cheer up lady ill give you a nice cuddle

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
why dont you just slice your own fucktarded taint OP, theres already a UK megathread

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
thought this would be an actual quality thread about sexy women footballers and not lovely rear end soccer. loving dip your entire taint in a lake and then go drown in it

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
gently caress I stayed up till 2am and we lost 2 mins in to extra time.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
gently caress me soccer is the most boring sport on the planet loving idiots who watch this poo poo i don't even know what to say

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



In celebration of soccer, I'm drinking a bottle of moscato.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Hahahhahahahahhaha

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
lmfao she's going to kill herself

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
And if she doesn't kill herself she'll probably be murdered

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Jeff Sichoe posted:

gently caress me soccer is the most boring sport on the planet loving idiots who watch this poo poo i don't even know what to say
its actually one of the more cultured sports in the entire world

*proceeds to throw bananas at black players on the field*

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
why isnt there women's american football? id watch the poo poo out of that

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
oh boy a 1-1 tie now I will throw this ziploc bag of my own piss and poo poo that I brought in me lorry to the tram and stuffed in me bum at the field and hit my own coach in the head then go start a loving riot

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

why isnt there women's american football? id watch the poo poo out of that

I have good news for you http://www.lflus.com

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