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from a turds perspective adn the other way around
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:17 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:43 |
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no op can't say I have
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:48 |
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its lovely
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:48 |
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poop chute bitch ladle
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:49 |
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*plop* [[press angle button on your DVD players' remote control to see the other perspective]] *plop*
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:02 |
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The turds are like Frodo and samwise while the bowl itself represents Mordor....
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:04 |
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In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:26 |
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Lord of Pie posted:In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain but enough about their politics
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:27 |
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Lord of Pie posted:In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain holy poo poo, is this true?
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:28 |
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Lord of Pie posted:In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain all toilets in australia have to be kept in a permanent state of flush, because as soon as they stop all turds are violently ripped from their hosts by the mass collective toilet force
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:02 |
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wait you mean thats not the way its supposed to happen??
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:03 |
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no, op, but i guess if i ever wanted to know, i'd know who to ask
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:06 |
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in some countries they just poo poo in a hole in the ground. or in a river.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:07 |
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thats new zealand
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:10 |
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op did you know some ppl cant use the toilet
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:35 |
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i shouldn't say CANT use the toilet but it's pretty close to cant
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:35 |
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i decided to vote a 4 on this thread
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:36 |
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This is a silly question because each turd and each toilet is an individual who experiences it differently. Some turds welcome the inevitable with a sense of relief while others 'do not go gentle into that good night', so to speak. Some toilets see it as a joyless and mundane job that they must do in order to support themselves, while others have a genuine passion for their profession and anticipate each new turd with excitement.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:47 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:op did you know some ppl cant use the toilet
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:18 |
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A parody of Her, but with a SmartToilet
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:33 |
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Moon Atari posted:This is a silly question because each turd and each toilet is an individual who experiences it differently. Some turds welcome the inevitable with a sense of relief while others 'do not go gentle into that good night', so to speak. Some toilets see it as a joyless and mundane job that they must do in order to support themselves, while others have a genuine passion for their profession and anticipate each new turd with excitement. dam ive been so cruel forso long all these years--so simple minded amd narrow minded. thnx.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:45 |
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would love to be a richie rich with a toilet, heck Ive never even seen one in real life.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:49 |
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99.8% of "poor" households have a toilet.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:51 |
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Verily I Shat posted:would love to be a richie rich with a toilet, heck Ive never even seen one in real life. look in the reflection of the pooled human piss in ur dogbowl and ull see a toilet staring back
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 13:02 |
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Orkin Mang posted:look in the reflection of the pooled human piss in ur dogbowl and ull see a toilet staring back
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 13:06 |
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poetry
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 13:06 |
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Coolie Ghost posted:A parody of Her, but with a SmartToilet I'm not selling the rights to my life story anytime soon.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 14:29 |
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I've been to Camden.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 14:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:58 |
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I've only ever wondered what outside a toilet is like.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:06 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I've only ever wondered what outside a toilet is like. not loving your sister
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:13 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:not loving your sister this is correct she only fucks juggalos in port-o-potties
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:14 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:this is correct she only fucks juggalos in port-o-potties How does she decide which one gets in? The one with more or less smell and waste? I'm asking... uh... for a... friend.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:15 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:How does she decide which one gets in? The one with more or less smell and waste? dude i don't fuckin know, just ask bout "Krazy Kate" ate your next NA meeting and they should be abke to tell you what you need to know to get super aids
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:17 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:dude i don't fuckin know, just ask bout "Krazy Kate" ate your next NA meeting and they should be abke to tell you what you need to know to get super aids oh man shes your sister? you should get a free ride on the magnetic float
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:18 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:43 |
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Flo Cytometer posted:oh man shes your sister? you should get a free ride on the magnetic float No need i already got ultra aids
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:19 |