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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
from a turds perspective adn the other way around

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
no op can't say I have

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
its lovely

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
poop chute bitch ladle

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
*plop*

[[press angle button on your DVD players' remote control to see the other perspective]]

*plop*

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The turds are like Frodo and samwise while the bowl itself represents Mordor....

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Lord of Pie posted:

In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain

but enough about their politics

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Lord of Pie posted:

In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain

holy poo poo, is this true?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Lord of Pie posted:

In Australia the toilets run backwards so when you flush the turd goes back in your butt instead of down the drain

all toilets in australia have to be kept in a permanent state of flush, because as soon as they stop all turds are violently ripped from their hosts by the mass collective toilet force

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

wait you mean thats not the way its supposed to happen??

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no, op, but i guess if i ever wanted to know, i'd know who to ask

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
in some countries they just poo poo in a hole in the ground. or in a river.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

thats new zealand

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op did you know some ppl cant use the toilet

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i shouldn't say CANT use the toilet but it's pretty close to cant

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i decided to vote a 4 on this thread

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

This is a silly question because each turd and each toilet is an individual who experiences it differently. Some turds welcome the inevitable with a sense of relief while others 'do not go gentle into that good night', so to speak. Some toilets see it as a joyless and mundane job that they must do in order to support themselves, while others have a genuine passion for their profession and anticipate each new turd with excitement.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

op did you know some ppl cant use the toilet
if i angle my back right, i can squat while sitting, making it possible for me to use a toilet

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
A parody of Her, but with a SmartToilet

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

This is a silly question because each turd and each toilet is an individual who experiences it differently. Some turds welcome the inevitable with a sense of relief while others 'do not go gentle into that good night', so to speak. Some toilets see it as a joyless and mundane job that they must do in order to support themselves, while others have a genuine passion for their profession and anticipate each new turd with excitement.

dam ive been so cruel forso long all these years--so simple minded amd narrow minded. thnx.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
would love to be a richie rich with a toilet, heck Ive never even seen one in real life.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
99.8% of "poor" households have a toilet.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Verily I Shat posted:

would love to be a richie rich with a toilet, heck Ive never even seen one in real life.

look in the reflection of the pooled human piss in ur dogbowl and ull see a toilet staring back

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Orkin Mang posted:

look in the reflection of the pooled human piss in ur dogbowl and ull see a toilet staring back

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
poetry

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Coolie Ghost posted:

A parody of Her, but with a SmartToilet

I'm not selling the rights to my life story anytime soon.

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

I've been to Camden.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I've only ever wondered what outside a toilet is like.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I've only ever wondered what outside a toilet is like.

not loving your sister :newlol:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Flo Cytometer posted:

not loving your sister :newlol:

this is correct she only fucks juggalos in port-o-potties

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

this is correct she only fucks juggalos in port-o-potties

How does she decide which one gets in? The one with more or less smell and waste?

I'm asking... uh... for a... friend. :pray:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Flo Cytometer posted:

How does she decide which one gets in? The one with more or less smell and waste?

dude i don't fuckin know, just ask bout "Krazy Kate" ate your next NA meeting and they should be abke to tell you what you need to know to get super aids

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

dude i don't fuckin know, just ask bout "Krazy Kate" ate your next NA meeting and they should be abke to tell you what you need to know to get super aids

oh man shes your sister? you should get a free ride on the magnetic float

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Flo Cytometer posted:

oh man shes your sister? you should get a free ride on the magnetic float

No need i already got ultra aids

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