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Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

And then he made me watch as Bram signed a new multi-year contract with TNA right in front of me--!

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Purple Monkey
May 5, 2014

:phone:Hello
This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"

.. and I'll look down and whisper "Bram has signed a new multi year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling."

Purple Monkey fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 3, 2015

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

CoolCat posted:

TNA should get into the cereal business and release Bram Flakes.

Bad idea, with all these multi year contracts, Bram will never flake.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Forget the flakes, by September everyone will be gone and the roster will be All-Bram.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Come on and slam.

And welcome to the Bram.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




My uncle who works at Nintendo told me that Bram just signed a multi-year deal with TNA. Also, he's going to be Smash DLC.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

"0.25 is a multiple :downs:"

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Wham, Bram, thank you Ma'am for this multi-year contract

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


guys i have a major announcement - and it's about bram

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


he just signed a new multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Unreal. So happy for him and his family

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Bram's Multi-year Contract

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly signed a multi-year deal with Bram

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bram isn't even good

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


BREAKING NEWZ: Fubbi Quantz just resigned a multi-year contract with ECKANKAR, the Religion of the Light and Sound of God.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

oatgan posted:

Bram isn't even good

He was the weakest member of the loving Ascension.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Wait so did Bram sign a new deal worth TNA??

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

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Oct 30, 2009

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The_Rob posted:

Wait so did Bram sign a new deal worth TNA??

Yes, his deal was actually for the exact value on the whole company.


In related news, Bram's net worth has dropped dramatically.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

super macho dude posted:

BREAKING NEWZ: Fubbi Quantz just resigned a multi-year contract with ECKANKAR, the Religion of the Light and Sound of God.

Congrats, so excited for him and his ECK family

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

You been spreadin' lies that I was ON THE JUICE, BIG TIME

Hey la, hey la

Bram has signed a new multi year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Here is a short list of words that rhyme with Bram:

Can
Van
Tan
Man
Spam
Ham
drat
Sham
Scam

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Hearing reports that Bram jokes have signed a multi-page contract with this thread (source: Reksling Obsessor)

Magnus must be happy for his friend (Bram (because he has re-signed a multi-year deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA)))

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

CoolCat posted:

Here is a short list of words that rhyme with Bram:

Can
Van
Tan
Man
Spam
Ham
drat
Sham
Scam

Bram Signs A New Multi-Year Contract: Sham Bram in drat Scam

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

John Quixote posted:

And then he made me watch as Bram signed a new multi-year contract with TNA right in front of me--!

He made me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!

- the audience about Bram's newly signed multi-year deal

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gee, it sure is hot in here!" The other replies, "Bram just signed a multi-year contract with TNA"

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

He has been in TNA since day one. Proud to announce the signing of @Cowboy_J_Storm to a multi-year deal! pic.twitter.com/tXh1RbFZB8
— John Gaburick (@JohnGaburick) April 12, 2014

quote:

Proud to announce a multi-year deal with Gunner (@TNA_GUNNER)! Excited to see the growth of this young talent. pic.twitter.com/WJ3hxCBIlY
— John Gaburick (@JohnGaburick) April 15, 2014


quote:

Psych! I meant that both those dudes are gone and we signed Bram twice. Excited to see the growth of this young talent.
— John Gaburick (@MarioBatali) April 16, 2014

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Bram just signed a new multi-year contract. And I don't know how to accept that

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you
Hey guys did you hear the News?


https://twitter.com/TNABreakingNews...652450510942208

:siren: :frogsiren: BRAM HAS SIGNED A MULTI YEAR CONTRACT WITH THE TNAS :frogsiren: :siren:

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Breaking News: Bram has signed TNA to a multi year deal.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Congrats. He will carry the TNA brand into the future.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Yo did bram resign?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

DEAR RICHARD posted:

Yo did bram resign?

I can confirm as of 21:01 GMT on today Friday the 3rd of July in the year of our Lord 2015 that yes Bram has just signed a new multi year contract with TNA.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Skinty McEdger posted:

I can confirm as of 21:01 GMT on today Friday the 3rd of July in the year of our Lord 2015 that yes Bram has just signed a new multi year contract with TNA.

Congrats. He will carry the TNA brand into the future.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

CoolCat posted:

TNA should get into the cereal business and release Bram Flakes.

Raisin Bram

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndvv4U7kVI

Bram's theme sucks.























Oh, and he's signed another multi-year contract at TNA.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Rovert already has the two scoops gimmick

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Oct 30, 2009

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Rovert already has the two weeks gimmick

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



rovert, two weeks ago posted:

I've been told Bram has re-signed with TNA

:aaaaa:

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