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i want to buy a big cactus thats already a grown-up adult cactus (like 2-3 feet) but i dont know where to buy a big cactus

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Qwerinty posted:

they're free in the desert, you just gotta look for them

i am probably 24 hours' drive from the nearest desert

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i want a cactus to put in my office, and possibly put sunglasses onto it and give it a cool name

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it's okay to put sunglasses on a cactus, it's my dream, actually

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Hick Magnet posted:

I can mail you a big cactus... in a coffin.

thats hosed up

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whoa that cactus is awesome... it looks like a cartoon cactus. perfect.

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goog pulls through again

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alnilam posted:

you can go to your nearest big plant shop or possibly a desert shop

i googled it and there is a cactus shop in my city!!

$100 per foot for fully grown saguaro though.... omg :(

i dunno if i can drop the price of a PS4 on a plant that i could very well kill thru my own inexperience

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pig slut lisa posted:

yikes. that sounds like a bookkeeping nightmare. good luck op.

if cactus' are generally sold by the foot, will its value appreciate over time?

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gently caress i need an accountant just to buy a drat cactus

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saboten posted:

What's Wrong With Being A Little Cactus?

i need a big cactus because i want to put sunglasses on it and make it a conversation piece in the corner of my office, i want it to be big and to be fun to look at and cool

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alnilam posted:

does your office get daylight

yeah i open the window sometimes

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google THIS posted:

cactus flipping can be a very lucrative business

Pro tip: try slicing the cactus into pieces and sell them separately, you can make more from three 1-foot cactuses than from one 3-foot cactus

:stare: thats hosed up man

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meteloides posted:

saguaros are hard to grow in captivity, I hear. you need to keep them perfectly dry, at a temperature of no less than 80F, and then in late summer drench them in water on the daily.

or something like that. Arizona is weird as gently caress.

that's insane. maybe i won't get a saguaro then.

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i've abandoned my dream, of having a cactus

closing this thread now

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