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I've always lived on the sunny side of the street, more or less. There were a few shootings at a college apartment I lived in once, but those were parties that got out of hand. I'm thinking of moving into the city, so I can be closer to work. Crime is high, but I keep my nose clean and I'm quick on my feet so I'm not that worried. However, I do know muggings happen and guns are hard to run from. I try to almost never carry cash, but I figure a mugger would be disappointed if I handed him a wallet full of plastic. Is it wise to carry at least $20 so a potential mugger won't get angry and shoot me irrationally? Is $20 not enough?
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Jul 2, 2015 18:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
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Jul 2, 2015 18:49
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lol good luck my sweet summer child
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Jul 2, 2015 18:49
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yes, I do it and it's worked for me so far
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Jul 2, 2015 18:50
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you sound awfully white op
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Jul 2, 2015 18:52
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wallet with a lit stick of acme dynamite in it
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Jul 2, 2015 18:54
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just suck they are dicks op
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Jul 2, 2015 18:55
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you should post a whole bunch about communism and guaranteed income and print those posts out to carry with you "i'm fighitng FOR you guys!"
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Jul 2, 2015 18:56
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Just get yourself a poo stick.
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Jul 2, 2015 18:58
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Vin BioEthanol posted:you should post a whole bunch about communism and guaranteed income and print those posts out to carry with you ah yea and THEN he suck they dicks
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Jul 2, 2015 18:58
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Darth123123 posted:you sound awfully white op it's called being prepared. not something you have to worry about in your cozy little suburb, nancy.
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Jul 2, 2015 18:59
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just keep a portrait of bernie "sanders" sanders 2016 and spread the word OP
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Jul 2, 2015 18:59
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just carry a pocket full of sand
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Jul 2, 2015 19:00
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might as well keep a condom next to the cash in case they want to butt gently caress you too
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Jul 2, 2015 19:00
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political humor is not something i'm into, please keep it out of my thread. it's rarely funny, and usually fueled by the political views of the "humorist".
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Jul 2, 2015 19:01
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keep a bag of poop in your wallet so when they steal it they'll return it because they know you need your poop wallet.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:01
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carrion kit posted:might as well keep a condom next to the cash in case they want to butt gently caress you too this is the kind of advice i'm looking for. if a guy has a knife, he's not getting my wallet or my butt. i can run like a motherfucker, unless he's a throwing knife champion he'll never hit me when i start to serpentine.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:03
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a printout of a young hillary and then you can say "listen i'm practically black myself"
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Jul 2, 2015 19:03
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:it's called being prepared. not something you have to worry about in your cozy little suburb, nancy. someone post that story about the guy eating pizza and throwing it at those stoners that look at him in a park
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Jul 2, 2015 19:03
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lol if you can't just disarm them you BAKKA GAIJIN
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Jul 2, 2015 19:03
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why dont you buy a gun and kill them OP. if you get your gunplay up to level 50 or so no way random muggers will get a shot in first. also, some of thosemuggers are real mean people who shoot or stab even if you did get them $20, food for thought.............
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Jul 2, 2015 19:05
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Just go into the crane kick stance, then they will give you their wallets.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:05
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Buy a firearm
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Jul 2, 2015 19:06
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just remind them that obama is president
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Jul 2, 2015 19:07
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a creepy colon posted:Buy a firearm see I was going to suggest this, but then thought about the OPs frightened demeanor and he's just going to shoot his roommate coming in late at night sometime
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Jul 2, 2015 19:07
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most muggers guns aren't even loaded OP, think about it for a fuckin second - if you could afford bullets you wouldnt need to mug someone
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Jul 2, 2015 19:08
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Actually you should do a sick disarm move and then shoot them with their own gun and then when they're down put a couple more rounds into them and then say "keep the change, pal" instead.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:10
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a creepy colon posted:Buy a firearm You'd have to get mugged like 30 times before this paid off compared to just giving them $20
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Jul 2, 2015 19:11
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Infinite Karma posted:You'd have to get mugged like 30 times before this paid off compared to just giving them $20 their gonna take his watch, nikes, and tighty whiteys too
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Jul 2, 2015 19:13
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By dangerous area you mean the "dark" part of town, right?
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Jul 2, 2015 19:17
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Infinite Karma posted:You'd have to get mugged like 30 times before this paid off compared to just giving them $20 yeah but how badass would you feel lol also its not like a pleasant mugger approaches and says "please deposit $20 and ill go away" cause sometimes they gently caress you up for lols. thats what is going to happen to the OP
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Jul 2, 2015 19:18
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Buy a trench coat, always have your hands in the pockets and act like you mean business. Walk around like you're on a mission and you're looking for your target. If somebody still has the balls to try to mug you, give them an icy stare right in the eyes and and say "You don't even know who the gently caress I am, do you?"
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Jul 2, 2015 19:21
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Darth123123 posted:their gonna take his watch, nikes, and tighty whiteys too i wear boxers, my watch is a $15 casio, and I do indeed wear nikes, $7.50 at the local thrift shop.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:21
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:yeah but how badass would you feel lol OP gonna be playin knockout http://www.cbsnews.com/news/three-injured-in-knockout-game-at-memphis-grocery-store/
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Jul 2, 2015 19:21
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You must look like a real bitch if you are worried about getting mugged. Here's a pro tip: youre at much higher risk of getting burgled than robbed. Buy renters insurance and don't leave valuables in your car
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Jul 2, 2015 19:22
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:yeah but how badass would you feel lol if they want to throw hands, i'm not scared. i took boxing lessons from an old mexican man for a short time.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:22
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ALSO: if somebody in the hood asks you if you have change for a $100 bill, do NOT say yes, even if you do in fact have change for a $100 bill
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Jul 2, 2015 19:22
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just keep some out of jail free cards on you. they will probably need those too.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:24
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BigBoss posted:By dangerous area you mean the "dark" part of town, right? try city area with like top 10 or 20 murder rate, but i guess you don't have to be worry about that in your cozy little suburb, nancy.
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Jul 2, 2015 19:25
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i've found that people in "high crime areas" always seem happier after they get a cigarette from me, so i suggest carrying a pack with you and handing them out to everyone as a preemptive strike
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Jul 2, 2015 19:28
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