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Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

I have a bonsai tree on my desk at work and this little fellar showed up about a week ago. Today it started laying eggs.




I'm pretty sure it's a stinkbug, which i dont think will eat the plant. Pretty much hoping my office becomes infested with stinkbugs.

Bug needs a name

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Gary

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
thou shalt not suffer a xeno to live

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Congrats on your pending hundreds of stinkbugs.


They sure do like to crawl on things and die.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Gay Hitler eat the eggs

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
i like Gary. seconding gary. then you can call the rest of the hatchllings larry, perry, mary, jerry *+1000000000000000 names that end in -ary*

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
make an omelette

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

XMNN posted:

make an omelette

Yeah. Do this!

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Gary isn't a bad stinkbug name, but if its laying eggs then wouldn't it be a female stinkbug?


from stinkbugsmackdown.com -
"This is the time where their numbers begin to multiply exponentially, as a single female stink bug can lay up to 400 eggs over the course of a summer"

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
The babies are going to die soon after they hatch because that is not a plant that stink bugs can subsist off of. :(

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
Eat the bug and care for the eggs yourself

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

ContraBoss posted:

The babies are going to die soon after they hatch because that is not a plant that stink bugs can subsist off of. :(

Nice I'll be sure to document the circle of life

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Baxter posted:

Gary isn't a bad stinkbug name, but if its laying eggs then wouldn't it be a female stinkbug?

UGHH CAN WE NOT?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
did you gently caress that bug? what unholy thing will hatch from those eggs

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

this looks really good but i bet it tastes like poo poo

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
well yeah its made of stinkbug eggs

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Lucille, she'll pick a fine time to leave you with all those hungry babies.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's a common misperception that stinkbugs smell because of a scent gland - in actuality, they ingest large quantities of axe body spray and excrete it over time through their exoskeleton

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Moridin920 posted:

thou shalt not suffer a xeno to live

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





well op...you gonna fertilize those eggs?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





cum on those eggs

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Gay Hitler posted:

I have a bonsai tree on my desk at work and this little fellar showed up about a week ago. Today it started laying eggs.




I'm pretty sure it's a stinkbug, which i dont think will eat the plant. Pretty much hoping my office becomes infested with stinkbugs.

Bug needs a name

my office plant often becomes infested with lady bugs and i dont know why

i have a prayer plant an english ivy and a dracaena marginata

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


i was reloading posted:

this looks really good but i bet it tastes like poo poo

It costs enough that you'll pretend you like it however.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Gay Hitler posted:

Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out

More pictures

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
are you the baby daddy op

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

corpuscollossus posted:

UGHH CAN WE NOT?

didn't mean to touch a nerve there. Gary is fine.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Gay Hitler posted:

Woah there are more eggs now, dude is shittin them fuckers out

lets see some more bug eggs i wann apretend you are like in a aliens situation over there with the hive and queen and poo poo

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

tomstuart posted:

my office plant often becomes infested with lady bugs and i dont know why

i have a prayer plant an english ivy and a dracaena marginata

That's cool mines a tree lmao

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Please point a webcam at it and let the whole internet share this magic moment

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
crush the bug in the toilet and then come out of the bathroom and make a joke about indian food :D

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

uploading more pics now

my coworker told me to superglue the bug to my desk, then one by one put the eggs infront of it and smash them while it watches helplessly

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Gay Hitler posted:

uploading more pics now

my coworker told me to superglue the bug to my desk, then one by one put the eggs infront of it and smash them while it watches helplessly

:smugjones:

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!






:siren: ITS ON THE MOVE :siren:

Gay Hitler
Dec 11, 2006

I'm gay as heil!

more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Gay Hitler posted:

more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office

Tell them that unless they want to be reported to HR, they should gently caress off and deal with their own stupid kids before they tell you how to manage yours.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

Gay Hitler posted:

more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office

Tell them and HR it's very important for your internet reputation as Something Awful forums user Gay Hitler

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
please eat the eggs :douche:

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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Gay Hitler posted:

more coworkers are telling me I shouldn't let bugs breed in the office

Burst into tears and just sob uncontrollably into your palms. "This.. this.. is.. all... all.. I HAVE!" and then get snotty and stuff and stand up, bursting past them in a trot towards the bathroom.

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