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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Professor Tomtom posted:

so I'm popping at work and I also peed and the pee arched over the toilet and I to my pants on the floor I've been owned

lmao u must have some kinda babydick for it to be pointing forward and up by defaul. unless you have like a elephants trunk that u have to dangle over the toilet seat but thats probably not much better when it comes to sex unless your erally good at sexing with your torpedo dick.
just shut the gently caress up.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Romes128 posted:

I like how everyone in this thread automatically assume small dick cause they go through this on a daily basis.

dicks hang down jerkwad unless theyre so tiny they just poke out of your crotch

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Romes128 posted:

You would know.

actually my dick is a fuckig 3" blue veined diamon cutter. so gently caress You

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