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Ever tried breast milk? It's great. It tastes pretty good, like regular whole milk but a little sweeter. The morning breast milk is the best, it's thickest and has the viscosity of cream. Good for coffee imho, and your immune system! Body builders also drink the stuff in droves for the super powers it bestows. so why not be like a super body builder goons and get on CL (craig's list) for some BM (breast milk). Post all your breast milk acquiring/drinking tips here. 
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Jul 2, 2015 22:58
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u just gotta find your own cow, ever heard the saying TRY the milk before you buy it??
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Jul 2, 2015 23:07
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a creepy colon posted:Ever tried breast milk? It's great. It tastes pretty good, like regular whole milk but a little sweeter. The morning breast milk is the best, it's thickest and has the viscosity of cream. Good for coffee imho, and your immune system! Body builders also drink the stuff in droves for the super powers it bestows. so why not be like a super body builder goons and get on CL (craig's list) for some BM (breast milk). ha, we used those bottles for our kid's breast milk then we switched to formula cos it's better & healthier
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Jul 2, 2015 23:09
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Clipperton posted:ha, we used those bottles for our kid's breast milk Lol your wife must have some rotten rear end tittays or hep c if formula was better
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Jul 2, 2015 23:17
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Formula is for trash babies and ppl who give their kids the stuff should be murdered
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Jul 2, 2015 23:18
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a creepy colon posted:Lol your wife must have some rotten rear end tittays or hep c if formula was better well among other things the formula has omega 3s and 6s and poo poo for neural development so apologies in advance for when my big brained kid owns your retard baby at school and then cures cancer
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Jul 2, 2015 23:19
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No doctor on earth recommends formula over breast milk. Make your own thread about formula and not vaccinating your kids!
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Jul 2, 2015 23:22
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a creepy colon posted:No doctor on earth recommends formula over breast milk. Make your own thread about formula and not vaccinating your kids! actually our doctor said there was no real difference and it's only the lll crazies who buy into that poo poo and antivaxxers are pretty much exclusively breastfeeders (idk if it works the other way around but i suspect it does)
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Jul 2, 2015 23:23
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Clipperton posted:actually our doctor said there was no real difference and it's only the lll crazies who buy into that poo poo lol
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Jul 2, 2015 23:25
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like if you are in some third world shithole where all the water has cholera in it then yeah obv breast milk is better but i happen to live in a real country
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Jul 2, 2015 23:28
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Hmm yeah youre definitely wrong and you should see a different "doctor" before they kill your kids
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a creepy colon posted:Hmm yeah youre definitely wrong and you should see a different "doctor" before they kill your kids lol from the very first link on google quote:For mothers who are unable to breastfeed or who decide not to, infant formula is a healthy alternative. Formula provides babies with the nutrients they need to grow and thrive. you really showed me there chief
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quote:A number of health organizations — including the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the American Medical Association (AMA), and the World Health Organization (WHO) — recommend breastfeeding as the best choice for babies. Breastfeeding helps defend against infections, prevent allergies, and protect against a number of chronic conditions. So basically if your girl is too lazy or genetically inept to produce breast milk for your kid then formula is OK
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Ok so now were back on the topic of Breast Milk and how great it tastes  
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a creepy colon posted:A number of health organizations — including the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the American Medical Association (AMA), and the World Health Organization (WHO) — recommend breastfeeding as the best choice for babies. Breastfeeding helps defend against infections, prevent allergies, and protect against a number of chronic conditions. i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever, when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps
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Clipperton posted:i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/18/health/breastfeeding-iq-income/ Hmmm yeah, no. Now please go away!! Unless you wanna discuss BREAST MILK and not GUTTER TRASH FORMULA which you fed to your spawn
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It's not like evolution has made females the source of the best thing a growing baby needs or anything.
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Clipperton posted:i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever, when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps ive heard that the formula factories often are also factories used to process dog food and hay, making them MORE likely to give your baby hay fever, salmonella, dog food fever
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Breast Milk has been linked to increased brain growth and intelligence. Here is an NCBI study about it  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2939272/ quote:Although observational findings linking breast milk to higher scores on cognitive tests may be confounded by factors associated with mothers’ choice to breastfeed, it has been suggested that one or more constituents of breast milk facilitate cognitive development, particularly in preterms. Because cognitive scores are related to head size, we hypothesised that breast milk mediates cognitive effects by affecting brain growth. We used detailed data from a randomized feeding trial to calculate percentage of breast milk (%EBM) in the infant diet of 50 adolescents. MRI scans were obtained (mean age=15y9m), allowing volumes of total brain (TBV), white and grey matter (WMV, GMV) to be calculated. In the total group %EBM correlated significantly with Verbal IQ (VIQ); in boys, with all IQ scores, TBV and WMV. VIQ was, in turn, correlated with WMV and, in boys only, additionally with TBV. No significant relationships were seen in girls or with grey matter. These data support the hypothesis that breast milk promotes brain development, particularly white matter growth. The selective effect in males accords with animal and human evidence regarding gender effects of early diet. Our data have important neurobiological and public health implications and identify areas for future mechanistic study. Mama Mia!!
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a creepy colon posted:http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/18/health/breastfeeding-iq-income/ 1) that study was from brazil and i specifically said i wasn't talking about garbage countries, and 2) they were studying 30 year olds and formula probably was pretty poo poo 30 years ago. now its got the omegas
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Haha its crazy but understandable that you still think formula is some how not inferior to natural breast milk. After all, you made the complete wrong choice for your kid and now they will have to suffer from your ignorance.
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Jul 2, 2015 23:41
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"B-b-b-b-but... its got OMEGAS!!"
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Breast Milk comes in such attractive containers.
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Jul 2, 2015 23:44
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please do not troll about this. there are extremely retarded people on this site who may come to belive that formulae is not extremely fail and a 100 % sure way to produce weaker & frailer babies and the babies do not deserve to get owned like this.
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a creepy colon posted:"B-b-b-b-but... its got OMEGAS!!"  this is you isn't it Grandmother of Five posted:please do not troll about this. there are extremely retarded people on this site who may come to belive that formulae is not extremely fail and a 100 % sure way to produce weaker & frailer babies and the babies do not deserve to get owned like this. yes this is why the population is divided neatly into breast-milk raised ssj4's and stunted half-men who were raised on formula. oh wait
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Clipperton posted:1) that study was from brazil and i specifically said i wasn't talking about garbage countries, and 2) they were studying 30 year olds and formula probably was pretty poo poo 30 years ago. now its got the omegas Way to gently caress up your kids life dude
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Clipperton posted:
Id suck her tit until puberty too hth
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heh reasons to use formula instead of breast milk: -you're a lazy bitch -you prioritize your alcoholism over the health of your child
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corpuscollossus posted:Way to gently caress up your kids life dude i think you should admit your conflict of interest here because your dad makes mad $$$ selling bm to gastown and the bullet farm Pastor Perineum posted:heh reasons to use formula instead of breast milk: "Your partner can help out with nighttime feedings and share that bonding experience with your baby." sorry all your kids will grow up to have strained and distant relationships with their dads also "Whichever way you choose to feed your baby -- breast milk, formula, or a combination of both -- the most important thing is that your baby is well fed, well cared for, and loved. So ditch the mommy guilt!" you mommy guilt-tripper Clipperton fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Clipperton posted:yes this is why the population is divided neatly into breast-milk raised ssj4's and stunted half-men who were raised on formula. oh wait you can still be strong & smart, you're just less strong and smart than you would have been, which is sad. every single doctor in the world is going to recommend breast milk over formulae & if your story is true, so did your doc or nurse until your wife's birth related depression was discovered, which is just about the only thing other than outright contagious disease or severe auto-immune disorders that will make your local health personel advocate the use of formulae. hope she's feeling better nowadays, no joke.
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Grandmother of Five posted:you can still be strong & smart, you're just less strong and smart than you would have been, which is sad. every single doctor in the world is going to recommend breast milk over formulae & if your story is true, so did your doc or nurse until your wife's birth related depression was discovered, which is just about the only thing other than outright contagious disease or severe auto-immune disorders that will make your local health personel advocate the use of formulae. hope she's feeling better nowadays, no joke. lol actually no our doctor literally said the difference (insofar as there was one and it wasn't down to confounding factors) was insignificant. fun fact tho, one of the moms in our prenatal group did get depressed, because she couldnt breastfeed and some pro-bm jihadist basically told her she was genociding her kid. (that was you wasnt it)
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Clipperton posted:lol Is your doctor old? It was a widely held belief up until the late 90s that breast milk and formula were nutritionally equal and therefore the difference was unimportant, but the results of long-term studies (some posted here) have shown that breastfed children are significantly ahead of their formula-fed peers in a wide range of areas, including intelligence, immunity, motor skills and emotional stability.
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AFFC Spoilers: "Sam found himself kissing her back. I said the words, he thought, but her hands were tugging at his blacks, pulling at the laces of his breeches. He broke off the kiss long enough to say, "We can't," but Gilly said, "We can," and covered his mouth with her own again. The Cinnamon Wind was spinning all around them and he could taste the rum on Gilly's tongue and the next thing her breasts were bare and he was touching them. I said the words, Sam thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. If I do this I am no better than Dareon, Sam thought, but it felt too good to stop." If it's good enough for The Slayer, it's good enough for me.
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Blistex posted:Breast Milk comes in such attractive containers. On the flip side only some of the containers are organic
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breast milk is better, but many moms have to work or need medication or other poo poo and need formula. It's a bit much to guilt bottle parents and talk about how they ruin their kids lives. Mind your own kids.
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fuckin  ChairmanMeow posted:breast milk is better, but many moms have to work or need medication or other poo poo and need formula. It's a bit much to guilt bottle parents and talk about how they ruin their kids lives. Mind your own kids. yeah this.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:fuckin you are a doctor ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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