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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

TheViciousMrPim posted:

buy a plunger before you need it.

buy one with multiple plunger parts and a flared end so you can stick it up your butt

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
exercise daily

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
if you drink before eating the alcohol goes directly into the motivation center of your brain, and tells you hump your roomie's shampoo bottles in the shower

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Parallax Scroll posted:

same except guns, they will protect my home better

I am now picturing trying to put out a grease fire by shooting it.

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
Instead of reading books just read reviews, all the smarts with none of the wasted time of book reading

This practice is referred to as "booking," coined by me

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

hock a loogie on the toilet paper

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
these are some good pro tips

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
really good

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Fonzarelli posted:

hock a loogie on the toilet paper

this is a good tip. Can you give me a tip for getting out of the shag carpet where I was previously putting it

my tip: save wrapping paper rolls to defend your home. You don't need to spend money on Katanas( unless you want to)

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