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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

FreelanceSocialist posted:

yeah seriously he can do whatever the gently caress he wants and i am ok with it

he can do anything except jerk off

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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
my wife surprised me during a trip to the florida disney park with a segway tour of epcot before the park officially opened and it was loving rad and fun

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

just walk human being

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Man, now I kinda want to see Farva do some sweet moves on a tactical segway

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dieting Hippo posted:

he can do anything except jerk off

no worries that dude crushes puss like its his job

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

shiksa posted:

no worries that dude crushes puss like its his job

he could crush more puss with a dilldo on each limb

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

no worries that dude crushes puss like its his job

Women love it when you tell them "I'm gonna crush your puss." Ideally, you should say this over a candlelight dinner with a nice bottle of cabernet.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
The only time I have seen an actual Segway in the wild was in Claremont, California. A guy who looked like he was a professor at one of the colleges there was riding it from the schools to the residential part of town. I assume he was using it to help save the environment. It looked kinda fun, actually.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

How much weight can it support?
The IO HAWK can support up to 280 pounds.

:(

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