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On this day, Thomas Jefferson crossed the Potomac to kick King George out of America, and the rest is history. Hence, I thought it would be fitting to give thanks for our favorite American things. Here are a few of mine: 1) Cold Activated Coors Light Cans: No longer do you have to guess if your beer is cold enough, the good folks at Coors have figured out a way for "the rest of us" to know if our beer is ready! God bless these folks 2) The Whopper America, land of the brave, home of the Whopper LOL. Haha just kidding, but I love the flame-broiled taste. For the homos here on SA, you can eat at Burger King knowing that they support you (see image, attached) 3) Something Awful, LLC The internet makes you stupid, indeed! Ha ha ha. No but really folks, I am real glad that Richard Kyanka made this great website like 20 years ago. I enjoy posting here, and these forums--as well as the posters contained within it--have given me countless laughs over the years. So, which American things are the goonmunity thankful for? Please share itt
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That a Canadian can make the first post
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:08 |
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I'm thankful we beat up the British 239 years ago. gently caress those guys
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:10 |
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DamnCanadian posted:That a Canadian can make the first post
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:10 |
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I poopa inda pants.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:11 |
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I mean its not really the greatest country in the world now is it whats your criteria? costa rica is the happiest country to live in, qatar is the richest country per capita, cuba is the best at baseball, denmark has the best education, italy has the best food, the netherlands has the best healthcare... i guess if the criteria is gun death, childhood obesity and autism youre doing a great job?
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Shirley Crabtree posted:I mean its not really the greatest country in the world now is it whats your criteria? costa rica is the happiest country to live in, qatar is the richest country per capita, cuba is the best at baseball, denmark has the best education, italy has the best food, the netherlands has the best healthcare... i guess if the criteria is gun death, childhood obesity and autism youre doing a great job? aww little brother is mad
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:13 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:I mean its not really the greatest country in the world now is it whats your criteria? costa rica is the happiest country to live in, qatar is the richest country per capita, cuba is the best at baseball, denmark has the best education, italy has the best food, the netherlands has the best healthcare... i guess if the criteria is gun death, childhood obesity and autism youre doing a great job?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:14 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:I mean its not really the greatest country in the world now is it whats your criteria? costa rica is the happiest country to live in, qatar is the richest country per capita, cuba is the best at baseball, denmark has the best education, italy has the best food, the netherlands has the best healthcare... i guess if the criteria is gun death, childhood obesity and autism youre doing a great job? Laughing out loud at these false stats.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:14 |
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I poopa enna peepee enna dookie inna ma pants-pants.
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Daedra posted:aww little brother is mad coldplay chiptunes posted:the butthurt,... is strongg with this one,..... :{ im sorry... i should be jelly about you having all the fat kids autism and gun massacres?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:16 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:im sorry... i should be jelly about you having all the fat kids autism and gun massacres? you shouldn't, but you are
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:18 |
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Daedra posted:aww little brother is mad Mad that his country is only number 2 on those things? I'm thankful for internet porn. (For the internet, not the pornstars, Czech Republic wins there)
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:19 |
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your also really good at bombing brown people wooooo usa #1
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Shirley Crabtree posted:your also really good at bombing brown people wooooo usa #1 you taught them well. also, congrats on inventing concentration camps I guess?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:20 |
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Legal weed
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:20 |
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Benny Harvey posted:you taught them well. also, congrats on inventing concentration camps I guess? yeah but we stopped using those a long time ago comeon guys guantanemo bay really?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:20 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:your also really good at bombing brown people wooooo usa #1 America has more brown people than whatever poo poo country you're from.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:21 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:your also really good at bombing brown people wooooo usa #1
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:21 |
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Benny Harvey posted:you taught them well. also, congrats on inventing concentration camps I guess? Is he German or Canadian? Either way he sucks and is jealous.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:21 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:yeah but we stopped using those a long time ago comeon guys guantanemo bay really? And who gladly sends it's own citizens there?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:21 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:yeah but we stopped using those a long time ago comeon guys guantanemo bay really? i bet most of us havent even been to that beach
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:22 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Is he German or Canadian? Either way he sucks and is jealous. English.They used them against Dutch settlers in South Africa during the Boer War.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:23 |
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Daedra posted:i bet most of havent even been to that beach we got some beaches but theres a lot of poo in the water so its best not to swim Prorat posted:America has more brown people than whatever poo poo country you're from. yeah they seem really happy at the minute with all that racial tolerance going on for example in churches
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:23 |
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Benny Harvey posted:English.They used them against Dutch settlers in South Africa during the Boer War. Ha Ha! He's English and giving Americans poo poo?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:24 |
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I'm thankful that I can't even make enough money to leave this stupid country because this country is so stupid.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:25 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Ha Ha! He's English and giving Americans poo poo? im not giving americans poo poo i just think you need to be a bit more specific on criteria before labelling yourself 'greatest country ever' what exactly are you the greatest at?
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:25 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:we got some beaches but theres a lot of poo in the water so its best not to swim i appreciate you trying to rile the great USA on the anniversary of the day the world began but im just gonna eat a hotdog and a hamburger and feel like poo poo!
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:25 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:im not giving americans poo poo i just think you need to be a bit more specific on criteria before labelling yourself 'greatest country ever' Umm... Being awesome, and not having bad teeth.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:26 |
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Hmm I would prefer it if this thread was reserved for pro-American sentiment, but if it'll make people feel better to complain about America itt, knock yourself out..... America is tough, we can handle it
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:26 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Ha Ha! He's English and giving Americans poo poo? It's as if they introduced boxing into the special olympics.
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Daedra posted:i appreciate you trying to rile the great USA on the anniversary of the day the world began but im just gonna eat a hotdog and a hamburger and feel like poo poo! sorry you feel bad but lucky for you america is really good at treating depression free happy pills for all oh not wait a hundred bux please
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Benny Harvey posted:It's as if they introduced boxing into the special olympics. actually we invented both boxing and the special olympics, look it up
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Shirley Crabtree posted:sorry you feel bad but lucky for you america is really good at treating depression free happy pills for all oh not wait a hundred bux please are you allowed to buy fireworks
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:28 |
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I can insult minorities and then hide behind the 1st amendment.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:28 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Umm... Being awesome, and not having bad teeth. England actually has had better teeth than America since the second world war. NHS
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Shirley Crabtree posted:actually we invented both boxing and the special olympics, look it up That honestly makes sense. What else are you gonna do with those strong dudes with brain damage
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:29 |
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Benny Harvey posted:England actually has had better teeth than America since the second world war. NHS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj46zZylcJU
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Daedra posted:are you allowed to buy fireworks yeah we buy fireworks for november 5th thats our fireworks day we celebrate the gunpowder plot or the foiling of the gunpowder plot im not sure which
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:That honestly makes sense. What else are you gonna do with those strong dudes with brain damage Plus they can't get any uglier.
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