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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Daedra posted:

aww little brother is mad

Mad that his country is only number 2 on those things?

I'm thankful for internet porn. (For the internet, not the pornstars, Czech Republic wins there)

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Shirley Crabtree posted:

your also really good at bombing brown people wooooo usa #1

you taught them well. also, congrats on inventing concentration camps I guess?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Shirley Crabtree posted:

yeah but we stopped using those a long time ago comeon guys guantanemo bay really?

And who gladly sends it's own citizens there?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is he German or Canadian? Either way he sucks and is jealous.

English.They used them against Dutch settlers in South Africa during the Boer War.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ha Ha! He's English and giving Americans poo poo?

It's as if they introduced boxing into the special olympics.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Umm... Being awesome, and not having bad teeth.

England actually has had better teeth than America since the second world war. NHS :britain:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

That honestly makes sense. What else are you gonna do with those strong dudes with brain damage

Plus they can't get any uglier.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Shirley Crabtree posted:

If you think your the greatest country for looks think again try sweden



no really what do you guys do best?

I'm from the UK too gently caress sake.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I agree. Post your own not fat pic before you make fun of fat Americans

He wasn't the one claiming his own country as the greatest on earth.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you're both just mad that we beat your rear end in major wars, then saved your rear end in world wars

I'm not mad I dislike England too.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I wish France won the Hundred year war

I wish they'd never sold Louisianna.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QemYNQfix-c

Happy 4th of July. Go celebrate the Royalists who fought so they wouldn't have to pay such high taxes on their slave profits.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


That was the Greeks. If only they could have copyrighted that.

e: Or trademarked I guess.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

His ansisters didn't

Would they rather be in Africa?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Megadyptes posted:

We stole the idea from the Spanish who used them against Spanish settlers in Cuba.

What? Why would they use them against their own settlers, were they getting uppity like the English colonialists?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

gently caress Sodomy.

Only a select privleged few are allowed to experience garmoray :pervert:

Scissoring?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zippy the Bummer posted:

ok guys lets figure out the imperial status of the other non-american countries, i want to update the map

britain and the commonweatlth countries are clearly provinces, is russia an uppity client kingdom or a fiefdom

Actually Britain is an uppity client kingdom of Russia.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

since when? I would have accepted Britain being a vassal of Scandanavia

Well not yet but London is flooded with dirty Russian oligarch money and Ukip is basically a puppet for Putin.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BoobFarts posted:

One day I might actually travel to the US (I was thinking Texas), only to do these things:
-Shoot on a shooting range.
-Play with firecrackers (illegal in the UK).
-Eat big thick steaks, ribs, burg, etc.
-Buy weed legally from a shop and smoke it outside.
-nija edit: also hippie chick.

If I have raised enough money to go to burning man by August (probably not going to happen, but maybe) I could try something similar in a different state. What state can I do these things in that is Nevada or close to Nevada?

You could also do those things on a tour of Europe. Weed you could get in Holland (although indoors, I don"t know if you care that much about it though) and then you could shoot guns in the Czech Republic.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I'm grateful to America for making me feel thin even though I'm obese.

And root beer is delicious.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

American women are hot until they open their mouths and you hear their accents. Unless they're from the South in which case they might be hot until they open their mouths and a stream of racism comes out (with a nice accent).

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Freestyle posted:

which country has the best woman? i'm betting its one from latin america. or perhaps poland

I'd say Romania or Turkey.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

EL BROMANCE posted:

And Turkish men are the worst, so if you go over there and you're not complete human garbage you probably have a good shot.

I don't want to get beaten by their 20+ brothers though.

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