Serious question about ties

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Do you were wacky clip on ties or no nonsense full Windsor ties at your work?

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:28

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

amc you shouldn't wear a tie you're gonna get pulled into a grain auger :ohdear:

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:44

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I wear a tie everyday.

Today I'm wearing a no nonsense silver tie with a half Windsor

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:46

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Gonna be telling people to get poo poo done :chord:

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:46

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:48

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Cold on a Cob posted:

amc you shouldn't wear a tie you're gonna get pulled into a grain auger

# ? Jul 5, 2015 20:52

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

a full windsor mate

# ? Jul 5, 2015 21:05

angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

i get a bad contact rash from silk so i wear muslin cravats under the collar dyed to match whatever shirt i'm wearing

# ? Jul 5, 2015 21:10

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Half Windsor for most occasions, I love having one of those giant fat knots you need an extra long tie for at a special event. four in hand seems so juvenile and classless to me but everyone else is cool with it so w/e

# ? Jul 5, 2015 21:10

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

I have a tie. its made out of bacon just in case i get hungry

# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:23

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

*that scene in american psycho but with tie knots instead of business cards*

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:07

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

i don't wear a tie to work because i make good life choices

but when i wear a tie i do a "prince albert" knot because it's the one i remember

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:12

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

nobody has ever cared about what knot someone uses for a tie

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:13

The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

bolo tie, op.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:21

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

tie yrsekfc a noose

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# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:23

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

i was not aware that there was even different tie tying methodologies thanks for giving me something else to sperg out about fuckin love this fresh content

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:30

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

nobody has ever cared about what knot someone uses for a tie

wrongo

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:39

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

is... is that a half windsor?! james, this is a full windsor company. you're fired

# ? Jul 6, 2015 03:57

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

bump_fn posted:

tie yrsekfc a noose

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besides the probations it is now severely illegal for me, a gnu zealand poster, to make suicide requests

content: went to try on suits and was judged by my family for tying full windsors. we are a half windsor family i guess

# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:21

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Cold on a Cob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc

# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:38

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

it's been at least six years since i've worn a tie

# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:46

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

four in hand or gently caress right off

# ? Jul 6, 2015 04:48

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Bloody posted:

four in hand or gently caress right off

this. the asymmetry (just a little) is sharp af with a good shirt and fits well with business casual

# ? Jul 6, 2015 06:46

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

in my line of work, I don't have to wear a tie

i do not envy tiewearers, for i was once a tiewearer myself.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 07:05

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

bump_fn posted:

tie yrsekfc a noose

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this man has broken the sovereign laws of my land.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 07:12

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

my work is business casual and i don't wear a tie

# ? Jul 6, 2015 07:37

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

business casual attitude to profits too I'm guessing :chord:

# ? Jul 6, 2015 07:40

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

i too think that restricting the flow of blood to the brain is a good way to improve the performance of knowledge workers

# ? Jul 6, 2015 09:55

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

you obviously don't know how to use a tie properly lol what a loser

# ? Jul 6, 2015 11:02

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

decorative neck tie
lol

# ? Jul 6, 2015 12:10

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

what are ties? we just don't know.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 12:27

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

a functional piece of clothing designed to keep ones shirt together. I don't want my chiseled abs to be seen by the public.

# ? Jul 6, 2015 12:44

Bonfire Lit: Jul 9, 2008; If you're one of the sinners who caused this please unfriend me now.

I don't usually wear a tie but the two times a year I have to due to social events I wear a full windsor because larger knots make you more important

# ? Jul 6, 2015 13:02

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

what about when you appear in court?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 13:08

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

a functional piece of clothing designed to keep ones shirt together. I don't want my chiseled abs to be seen by the public.

since when is ur fat gut considered clothing?

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:48

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what about when you appear in court?

peoples court requires clipons for a consistent appearance across defendants

# ? Jul 6, 2015 17:54

lampey: Mar 27, 2012

The marine corps requires wearing a real tie with a symmetrical knot( i only know full windsor) unless you have to wear them while working regularly. then you wear a clipon so that no one can strangle you with your tie.
if your job involves fighting people or working with machines that could grab your tie and kill you, just skip the tie imo.

current job bans ties as the owner hates them. wouldn't have it any other way

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:14

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

i have a job where i have to fight robots with my tie

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:34

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is there anyone in yospos who works at a job that needs a tie

i have one at my desk for AGMs and stuff but barely use it

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:46

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Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

wear a tie into work and then immediately loosen it like the cool suave business pro you are too hip to not relax a bit while you action your deliverables with ease

# ? Jul 6, 2015 18:51

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