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Get promoted and then slack off all day, except when the people who are still above you are around so they think you're a hard worker, then get raises bigger then everyone else.
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move to france, protest the 20 hour work week and demand more vacation time and longer smoking breaks
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Jul 6, 2015 11:21
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My boot stamping on your stupid face, endlessly.
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Jul 6, 2015 11:25
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kick back in my comfy chair & fire up lawnmower simulator 2017, op
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Jul 6, 2015 11:26
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have you ever shot horse tranqs directly into your eyeballs? good poo poo for forgetting man
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Jul 6, 2015 11:26
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Either do drugs or sell drugs. With drugs you really cant go wrong.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:19
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pricklypie posted:Either do drugs or sell drugs. With drugs you really cant go wrong. depending on how poo poo your real job is you can probably pay for your own drugs by selling them to your coworkers
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Jul 6, 2015 17:22
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Drugs, other addictions Eventually you can just burn out the emotional part of your body and then you too can excel at exploiting others to your benefit 
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Jul 6, 2015 17:22
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Become a capitalist. Then poo poo's pretty awesome.
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I remember I had a really lovely job and someone there offered to sell me Vicodin because I told them my back was hurting so I bought them and ate them while working but instead it turned out to be Seroquel. I don't remember much after that but I wasn't allowed to come back.
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So yeah problem solved
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I play a very popular mmorpg called 'religion' Every sunday my clan and I get together and do that raid that involves the ultimate battle between good and evil. It takes about an hour, though the older members always go afk after 45 minutes.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:31
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a friend of mine's boss once told her to just be dumb as gently caress and make money just let the stupidity and futility of the whole system engulf you, become it
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Jul 6, 2015 17:33
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I have a friend in high school who is not a dumb person act functionally retarded at a job interview @ burger king. He got to lazily sweep floors all day while the others had to actually do things. I think this strategy could be adopted for life with the right planning.
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pricklypie posted:I remember I had a really lovely job and someone there offered to sell me Vicodin because I told them my back was hurting so I bought them and ate them while working but instead it turned out to be Seroquel. I don't remember much after that but I wasn't allowed to come back. In a more compassionate world you might have been forgiven for your indescribable lapse in judgement (illegally purchasing prescription medications from a coworker, taking medications without checking to be sure it is what you think it is). But in the Darwinian world of Capitalism you were kicked to the curb and your company was made stronger for it it's cruel yeah but the way to "escape" it is to make a continuous series of good decisions while fighting tooth and nail for every scrap you can get
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Jul 6, 2015 21:38
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I started a new job today after a few months of post-uni searching. Unemployment owned and I'm already depressed as gently caress after one day even though the job, people and money seem fine. work sucks
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Jul 6, 2015 21:42
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I started a new job today after a few months of post-uni searching. Unemployment owned and I'm already depressed as gently caress after one day even though the job, people and money seem fine. work sucks lol you're going to spend the majority of your time on Earth doing things that make you unhappy. Congrats though
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Jul 6, 2015 21:46
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High Quality White People Drugs
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I take a moment to consider how popular hollywood movies are actually subtle takedowns of the neo-late capitalist second path feudal paradigm Viva la revolucion 
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:lol you're going to spend the majority of your time on Earth doing things that make you unhappy. Congrats though
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sometimes in my cubicle i go on the something awful forums from my phone
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thathonkey posted:my cubicle that's a funny word for 'bathroom stall'
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:that's a funny word for 'bathroom stall' in the bathroom stall i do that exclusively. is having a cubicle supposed to be a good enough thing to lie about on the internet or something 
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go squat on some land in the middle of nowhere and survive as a subsistence farmer. there is really no other escape besides death or lots of drugs.
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BigBadSteve posted:My boot stamping on your stupid face, endlessly. It helps to fetishize the boot
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Jul 6, 2015 22:20
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Go back in time. Invest in Apple stock.
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Alan Smithee posted:consume
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yeah its called having babies OP. you will find that if it werent for the "capitalist system" you are complaining about, any other system would seem equally as bad to you because your body is rejecting you as a total failure for not making kids (and ensuring their successful future as well). this is a bio truth, and you cannot escape it.
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amazon prime day is next week that should help u OP
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InterFaced posted:I have a friend in high school who is not a dumb person act functionally retarded at a job interview @ burger king. He got to lazily sweep floors all day while the others had to actually do things. I think this strategy could be adopted for life with the right planning. "act"
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I like working, but I'd like to work for the government at a job that doesn't suck. How do we remove the capitalistic system so that is my only option?
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/main/forumid=201.htm
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uh drugs mostly
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Dead Gay Romans posted:uh drugs mostly 
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