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one where it's YOUR world and you can do what you want, like be a blacksmith or drive a forklift into a river (irl) with your 2 month old child strapped to the back (virtually), for a swim it will also allow you to create virtual computers, and even better ones than our own so you can run crysis 2 on max settings. how this will be implemented, I don't know.
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You should make it a forums based MMO
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Jul 8, 2015 12:14
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actually, it will have a capital letter and then "game" and it will be browser-based. you have to try desperately to ally with other sperglords in this cut-down EVE in order to survive I think I'll call it Ugame or Fgame (f stands for "fundamentals")
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Jul 8, 2015 12:19
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Demonachizer posted:You should make it a forums based MMO Nevermind Lowtax is already working on one so back off! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3523788
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Jul 8, 2015 12:20
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gay sex, op. and lots of it
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Demonachizer posted:Nevermind Lowtax is already working on one so back off! sounds like its in development hell to me..... OR A proJECT FOR FUNDGOONS.NET 
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Jul 8, 2015 12:22
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Wait ,so the baby is virtual but the forklift is real? am I getting this right, op?
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Ahundredbux posted:Wait ,so the baby is virtual but the forklift is real? am I getting this right, op? yes, it's just that dancing baby gif on a special 10MB hard drive strapped to the forklift
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Jul 8, 2015 12:34
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what classes will there be? can you sweep chimneys?
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Ahundredbux posted:Wait ,so the baby is virtual but the forklift is real? am I getting this right, op? Motion Controls
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Will you hire me as an 'ideas guy' of sorts? I've got all kinds of really well balanced game ideas to implement; no coding experience
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Attitude Indicator posted:what classes will there be? can you sweep chimneys? classes: lawyer- the basic slayer class, can be ofence or deafents raid boss - a hidden class!!!!! poop - you're starting class, have to buy out of it ($20) the sniper- everyone will pick this class even though it requires actual skill to play heavy elite -the class with big swords and a rocket launcher!!! does the most damage but can only be played for 3 hours/week, kneecapping exp gain un,lleess you buy an nrg boost from the in-game shop Chafey posted:Will you hire me as an 'ideas guy' of sorts? I've got all kinds of really well balanced game ideas to implement; no coding experience would you like to be our Hido Kejimme?
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Jul 8, 2015 12:37
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Allow gay marriage on it and implement some kind of pseudo-loving mechanics, something that will be obvious for the dipshits who are into some "emergent gaming". And there, you'll make a million dollars. Even if the rest of the game is poo poo.
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Jul 8, 2015 12:48
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Noyemi K posted:I think I'll call it Ugame or Fgame (f stands for "fundamentals") The latter will immediately be turned into Fagame, Fagme, [oh, so because I like this I'm a...] FagAmI?, etc. You'll end up wishing that you had've went with your boyfriend's suggestion - (paraphrasing) "gently caress doing an MMO, darlin'! How's about you create an MMA instead.. *does flying roundhouse kick*.. yeeeaahhh!!"
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I will create an MMA based on MMOs and MML. to fight the others, you must create the best MML for Mabinogi
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Jul 8, 2015 12:55
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deadly_pudding posted:Motion Controls don't shake the baby
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Ahundredbux posted:don't shake the baby hmm..... SBS.... Shaking Baby Simulator........... could be an ideA
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Jul 8, 2015 13:27
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How will I know if I aren't already playing it.. right now?  edit. the MMO not the other thing.
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Fredrik1 posted:How will I know if I aren't already playing it.. right now? because you wont be able to run crysis 69 on max without the game
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Jul 8, 2015 13:34
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what about guild banks
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Jul 8, 2015 13:38
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Noyemi K posted:because you wont be able to run crysis 69 on max without the game But, I am??
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Fredrik1 posted:But, I am?? hmmm.... dunno how you got a beta key but welcome to the QA team
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Noyemi K posted:hmmm.... dunno how you got a beta key but welcome to the QA team Lost my immersion as soon as you said the phrase "QA team" Most game project teams are one idea person, one DeviantArt person, and someone who took a semester of Java
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loquacius posted:Lost my immersion as soon as you said the phrase "QA team" Allow me to point you to our company slogan of We're Just Better™
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 I just fired up Photoshop and drew you some logos for different factions or spaceships or whatever. If you'd like the un-watermarked version, I'm thinking about $500 US for each logo is fair, alternatively maybe we can work something out where you give me an admin account in the game.
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Jul 8, 2015 15:08
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Too late OP A goon made the incredible game Crimson Haze already http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3358114
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h_double posted:
hmmmmm how about a position on our art team? you will get a 60k/yr salary contingent on the kickstarter project succeeding so make sure you do your best work so you can earn that salary!!!
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Fredrik1 posted:How will I know if I aren't already playing it.. right now?  
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Jul 8, 2015 15:24
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Fredrik1 posted:But, I am?? 
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ill make the website
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If I preorder could I possible get a mount with a +15% movement speed increase? I'd ask for +20% but I don't want to push my luck.
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Jul 8, 2015 15:29
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Noyemi K posted:hmmmmm how about a position on our art team? you will get a 60k/yr salary contingent on the kickstarter project succeeding Yeah that sounds good. You have some fresh ideas and even if it's not the next WoW killer, it'll be great for my resume.
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Jul 8, 2015 15:32
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one time in world of warcraft, I took all the clothes of my nigh elf, and then I danced naked I charged people gold to watch me privately in a tent
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Jul 8, 2015 15:38
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can i be the ideas guy OP they will all be "rip off UO shamelessly"
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Eonwe posted:can i be the ideas guy OP
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h_double posted:Yeah that sounds good. You have some fresh ideas and even if it's not the next WoW killer, it'll be great for my resume. Not quite so fast! I'm part of the recruitment division and we'll have to test your coping abilities. We can't have a bunch of special snowflakes on board who are likely to crack under pressure when the going gets tough; will dissolve into a sobbing puddle of tears at any criticism; and/or just haven't got the heart, the gumption, to always be on the front foot taking everything in their stride. You are indeed one of our prospective recruits, Mr. Double (hope that doesn't bode for double trouble) but please do understand that at some stage I am going to have to give you some stringent tests to, well, test your mettle and coping abilities. We run a tight ship here and we can only take on the cream of the crop.. mainly 'coz they're the only one's who have a hope of lasting the distance with.. *sideways glance over at her*.. ahem, with us here on our team.
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will you be able to bunt?
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If a single casual plays this game then I am out.
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Jul 8, 2015 16:10
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how many genders will be included at launch OP
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:will you be able to bunt? no, no bunts aloud!!! Joust posted:If a single casual plays this game then I am out. we are adding in a microtransaction store just for hardcores which will keep out casuals EARn your right to give us money casual fuckos 
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