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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

JakeP posted:

how many genders will be included at launch OP

gender in-gsame operates on a "one size fits all' policy, you choose "gedner" and survive a hellblown windscape till the chopper arrives and you are randomly assigned one of sixteen different races and from those, one gender but one of three(!!!!) possible sexes

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20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
Implement proper :synpa: action.

e: not today, poo poo

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Can I transfer all my items from Hellgate: London over to this game?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Joust posted:

Can I transfer all my items from Hellgate: London over to this game?

were in talks to do just that :)

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Noyemi K posted:

no, no bunts aloud!!!

can you fake a bunt and hit a single thru the drawn in infield?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

can you fake a bunt and hit a single thru the drawn in infield?

sort of. we dont have any sportsball players on the dev team tho so no promises

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Noyemi K posted:

sort of. we dont have any sportsball players on the dev team tho so no promises

ok. can you adopt a sickly old dog that tugged at your heartstrings and come home and your kids are super upset and hate you b/c they wanted a ppupy?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




can this be an XXXXtreme sports biking game op?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
can i fly my eve spaceships over said baseball fields?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
reate ahufa ffaohti mmo1111111111111111111

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

can i fly my eve spaceships over said baseball fields?

Are you insane? Tritanium explodes when exposed to oxygen!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
you'll be able to choose your dick/boob sieze in this game among a small amount of sizes and a simple fee unlocks more dick/titty sizes

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Germstore posted:

Are you insane? Tritanium explodes when exposed to oxygen!

I know :angel:

devinebovine
Sep 7, 2006

Bring corpro! What a wonderful phrase

Bring corpro! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Bring corpro!
How many minigames will there be? I think there should be one for when you want to eat - like you have to move the jaw, tongue, and each individual tooth.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

devinebovine posted:

How many minigames will there be? I think there should be one for when you want to eat - like you have to move the jaw, tongue, and each individual tooth.

the game will ship with peripherals that will allow you to play the sex minigame with your own genitals

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I've noticed that any game with more than 2 hairstyles seems to suck. I care about this game so you may want to think of that fact.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
fear not forums user joust, because the only hairstyles that will be available are He-Man and Dr. Phil for all players

mouse in nature
Jan 6, 2015

Naturally
make it like fable so i can get married and have babies and play house :)

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Noyemi K posted:

fear not forums user joust, because the only hairstyles that will be available are He-Man and Dr. Phil for all players

This game is on-loving-point.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

mouse in nature posted:

make it like fable so i can get married and have babies and play house :)

each baby counts towards your final score and the eligibility for the Secret Prize, so get fuckin' and ditch those condoms

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

what races will be in the game

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
(white of non-hispanic origin) and (hispanic or latino)

you have to fill the form out before you can play, and curiously your regcode will not work if you are hispanic

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I want a mount right off the bat, purple items minimum, no green poo poo. Also I want to have the option to play in first-person mode.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Uncle Enzo posted:

I want a mount right off the bat, purple items minimum, no green poo poo. Also I want to have the option to play in first-person mode.

all items are blue and there is no first or third person mode. It is second person instead

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i created an mmo. dont do it

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
How many seconds does it take to frisk another player? Are there traits to reduce this?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Joust posted:

How many seconds does it take to frisk another player? Are there traits to reduce this?

by default, it's 30 but perks can reduce it to -1( it's a bug)

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

are there any zombies??

an mmo should have zombies.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Can we make it so Greg can't play? I don't want to play with Greg.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

is there crafting

devinebovine
Sep 7, 2006

Bring corpro! What a wonderful phrase

Bring corpro! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Bring corpro!
How will PvP work? And will my preferred class be the best at it?

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Joust posted:

Can we make it so Greg can't play? I don't want to play with Greg.

greg is autobanned by the server

Parallax Scroll posted:

is there crafting

no, you collect crafting ingredients but they do nothing

devinebovine posted:

How will PvP work? And will my preferred class be the best at it?

PvP takes the form of internet drama. your preferred class will always be inferior

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Can you blunt

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Which religions are available in game?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Noyemi K posted:

no, you collect crafting ingredients but they do nothing

ok well good luck with your game but i only donate to kickstarters that have crafting

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Joust posted:

Which religions are available in game?

only Dirty Streetrace, it's a bug

we meant to have only Baal worship but SOMEBODY (STEVE!!!!) thought it would be funny

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Parallax Scroll posted:

ok well good luck with your game but i only donate to kickstarters that have crafting

real crafting is a 10000k stretch goal

with it, you will be mailed items ytou collected in game, to creaft something in real life, and then scan into the game to put on your character

yes, even dildo hats

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
new update: the game will not have patches. instead you must re-buy the game each update

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
that sounds awfully expensive

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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Moola posted:

that sounds awfully expensive

it allows us to bring you more quality content (that you need to pay for)

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