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Ramsus posted:same, grew my hair out for about a year and grew a beard as well i stil 3 ontop half on sides mid fade doesnt look terrible
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As a greasy Dago Wop, the moment my hair gets longer than two inches in length, some Texan tries to plant a loving derrick in it.
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Fonzarelli posted:You don't have to keep your hair like that bro, you were only in the army for a few years, you can grow it out now its okay. This is very true. I did then get a job a year later where hair pulling can be common though, so keeping it short helps.
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Mr. Popo posted:This is very true. I didn't know you can make a career out of suckin dick in a back alley. It's just a hobby for me
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lol that a cop, aka the only guy dumber than someone enlisted, deciding that a vet isn't a vet and declaring it loudly to a crowd
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when I see a distant dude in ACUs in the civilian world my first thought is "probably a bum" because ACUs are pretty awesome bum clothes.
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Romes128 posted:I didn't know you can make a career out of suckin dick in a back alley. You need to think bigger. Expand your (throat hole and) horizons.
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Subterfrugal posted:when I see a distant dude in ACUs in the civilian world my first thought is "probably a bum" because ACUs are pretty awesome bum clothes. When I see anybody wearing ACUs outside of a military base during working hours my first thought is "what a moron". It is the shittiest uniform.
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My Q-Face posted:When I see anybody wearing ACUs outside of a military base during working hours my first thought is "what a moron". It is the shittiest uniform. I love seeing recruiters at the mall because of this exact thing. Also lol they are a recruiter so their military career is already butts. Serving our country by eating Chick Fil A and double fisting cokes
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Oh man his poor girlfriend. You can hear her almost crying at being part of another of his 'episodes' Also is the "DON'T SAY ANYTHING. C'MERE" at the beginning directed at her. Can imagine her thinking she's getting another PTSD beating later. Here's the crybaby getting a handjob from some chickenhawk fascist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTvAqR0Ta1g
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Glenn Beck could wear a uniform and these people wouldn't give a drat.
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Al Nipper posted:Oh man his poor girlfriend. You can hear her almost crying at being part of another of his 'episodes' i think that was directed at his son. that poor kid is so hosed lol
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babypolis posted:i have more respect for the guys blatantly trying to abuse the system by pretending to be soldiers than the real soldiers which are all human scum and worthy of nothing but a bullet to the head seems a totes hypocritical, just sayin bro
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Goddamned posers; I actually went overseas and murdered a bunch of poor civilians, and they take all the credit!
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I'm active duty and I would rather kill myself than wear ACUs in the mall.
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celewign posted:I'm active duty and I would rather kill myself than wear ACUs in the mall. acus are pretty comfy if you free ball like a REAL SOLDIER aka infantry. also cut your tan tshirt just under the neckline of your blouse to further your journey into being a malingerer.
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The Bible posted:Goddamned posers; I actually went overseas and murdered a bunch of poor civilians, and they take all the credit! cluster bombs stick to kids
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LeoMarr posted:acus are pretty comfy if you free ball like a REAL SOLDIER aka infantry. Actually they aren't.
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Is this the Goons in Platoons safehouse hidden in the midst of gibbis
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LeoMarr posted:acus are pretty comfy if you free ball like a REAL SOLDIER aka infantry. I guess "real soldiers" nuts don't hang very low, cause there was no way I could walk around without rubbing and chafing and getting cut up on the crotch seam. What I'm saying is if you freeball, you have a tiny dick.
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Dely Apple posted:Is this the Goons in Platoons safehouse hidden in the midst of gibbis Nope, GIP is lame. It's the forum equivalent of Groverhaus.
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celewign posted:Actually they aren't. what the gently caress are you wearing small - small? My crotch seam never touched my balls nor my dick. And put some loving body glide on your poo poo if you chaff. I rocked briefs for a while, my dick itched constantly, stopped wearing underwear when deployed, didn't ever have a problem. 
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My Q-Face posted:I guess "real soldiers" nuts don't hang very low, cause there was no way I could walk around without rubbing and chafing and getting cut up on the crotch seam. Why are your uniforms so uncomfortable? We're they designed to be this way?
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Why are your uniforms so uncomfortable? We're they designed to be this way? no everyone bitches about uniform comfiness but never actually does anything to fix it. then again ACUs were only used because we apent so much loving money on them that using them was worse because 
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LeoMarr posted:also cut your tan tshirt just under the neckline of your blouse to further your journey into being a malingerer. The mental image of doing this is hilarious. I'm not sure which part is funnier, imagining the arts and crafts project of the t-shirt and scissors or imagining the feeling of walking around with with a loving oversized tan clerical collar insert. God drat, this must feel like what men who secretly enjoy ladies panties feel like.
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LeoMarr posted:what the gently caress are you wearing small - small? My crotch seam never touched my balls nor my dick. But they don't have a zipper in the front, only buttons. If you go commando something can always poke out. God forbid you SHARP someone.
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related: http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/07/veteran-ptsd-4th-of-july/ quote:“We’ve already killed everyone’s fun on Memorial Day” said Tyler. “Now with these signs we’ve effectively neutralized the 4th of July. We’re hoping to aim for Halloween this year, mostly by shaming children dressing up as soldiers for Stolen Valor.”
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celewign posted:But they don't have a zipper in the front, only buttons. If you go commando something can always poke out. God forbid you SHARP someone. This is why you only do this poo poo in a rifle company that's deployed to shitville and besides, the one guy who filed a SHARP complaint against another joe got poo poo on until he ETS'd by the entire loving company.
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whats sharp, when you poke someone in the rear end when you're the big spoon
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Booblord Zagats posted:I always feel like the guy calling them out in like 90% those videos is a bigger douche than the guy pretending to be GI Joe for a free dessert at Applebees Yeah.
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LeoMarr posted:and besides, the one guy who filed a SHARP complaint against another joe got poo poo on until he ETS'd by the entire loving company. I'm sure someone out there knows what this sentence means
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LeoMarr posted:what the gently caress are you wearing small - small? My crotch seam never touched my balls nor my dick. It's ironic that the biggest phonie on the forums is tellin' stories in this thread lol.
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Grem posted:It's ironic that the biggest phonie on the forums is tellin' stories in this thread lol. glad im not the only one who noticed this. leomarr tell us some stories your okcupid ones just arent enough for me anymore
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