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dougdrums posted:9/10 chance the person wearing that is the laziest sack of poo poo lol i still work and get 100% disability
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Jul 9, 2015 15:41
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edgy posts thread
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Jul 9, 2015 16:42
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SPRING BREAK AFGHANISTAN WHILE YOU WERE CHILLIN WE WERE KILLIN
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Jul 9, 2015 17:43
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Moridin920 posted:it's not very valorous to go kill people defending their home especially when you out-tech them by like 4-5 decades so whatever. its pretty fun though So anyway lemme tell you about this time I ate at this goddamn goat spit and rice and bread place one loving time on a presence patrol, I got the screaming goddamn shits and just let it rip right there next to this loving dirty savages little food cart, because these loving people don't have water anyway. Anyway killed this dudes uncle the next day, sweet loving double tap with my carbine when he got within 100m of our Convoy, I had been loving salivating at getting to pop a round of. Later that deployment I hosed his kid daughter, but CID says I can't say poo poo about that if I want to stay off the registry so all around good service but not great sanitaiton- goat was a little chewy.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:28
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:dang new counterstrike beta version sounding really immersive dude deployment is a great place to get better at CS or COD or whatever your fancy is if you're a loving POG. INFANTRY 1/504
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Jul 10, 2015 00:32
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naem posted:I wish I could buy some surplus cargo type pants etc for hiking without looking like a jerk off just get some brown 5-11s
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Jul 10, 2015 01:02
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just go around calling cadenced and yelling poo poo like ROGERHOOAH RANGER THAT, GET OFF MY GRASS. or LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT 'STAN. Then when someone demands your CAC card just make sure to bust out a full on 214 for their viewing pleasure. or just yell poo poo from various branches, like call soldiers devil dogs
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Jul 10, 2015 01:30
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Ringo Star Get posted:My girlfriends brother was a marine and became super into Jesus and God with his wife and kid and its annoying as poo poo because they say a prayer for EVERY GODDAMN THING THEY EAT. We went to The Patio and they prayed over an appetizer of chicken strips. lmfao this happens way more with officers than enlisted for the most part however 3 or 4 TBIs in and you start seeing the messiah flying down from the clouds on a bi hourly basis
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Jul 10, 2015 02:32
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SaltLick posted:
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Jul 10, 2015 04:22
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My Q-Face posted:lmfao, no it doesn't. How do you explain to your Hick Specialist that he doesn't need to worry about God not being able to find him if the rapture happens while we're in Afghanistan Once people hit O-4+ they start seeing the lord jesus because of their failed marriages and lovely lifestyles. And hick specialists are jesus followers before they even enlist "I am joining dah army to fight foh jesus in his army" - a guy who was in my reception platoon
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Jul 10, 2015 06:32
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How am I gaining so mcg weight Im eatibg and drinking the same stuff I did in the army!!! coors, jack, $5 large pizzas, burger king, Buffalo Wild wings on the constant, and shitloads of gatorade and Monster. hmm cant imagine why youd gain weight when you're not PTing 7 hrs straight in Iraq anymore
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Jul 10, 2015 21:16
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Ramsus posted:same, grew my hair out for about a year and grew a beard as well i stil 3 ontop half on sides mid fade doesnt look terrible
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Jul 10, 2015 21:55
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celewign posted:I'm active duty and I would rather kill myself than wear ACUs in the mall. acus are pretty comfy if you free ball like a REAL SOLDIER aka infantry. also cut your tan tshirt just under the neckline of your blouse to further your journey into being a malingerer.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:12
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The Bible posted:Goddamned posers; I actually went overseas and murdered a bunch of poor civilians, and they take all the credit! cluster bombs stick to kids
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Jul 11, 2015 03:14
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celewign posted:Actually they aren't. what the gently caress are you wearing small - small? My crotch seam never touched my balls nor my dick. And put some loving body glide on your poo poo if you chaff. I rocked briefs for a while, my dick itched constantly, stopped wearing underwear when deployed, didn't ever have a problem. 
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Jul 11, 2015 05:02
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Why are your uniforms so uncomfortable? We're they designed to be this way? no everyone bitches about uniform comfiness but never actually does anything to fix it. then again ACUs were only used because we apent so much loving money on them that using them was worse because 
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Jul 11, 2015 05:26
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celewign posted:But they don't have a zipper in the front, only buttons. If you go commando something can always poke out. God forbid you SHARP someone. This is why you only do this poo poo in a rifle company that's deployed to shitville and besides, the one guy who filed a SHARP complaint against another joe got poo poo on until he ETS'd by the entire loving company.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:46
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celewign posted:Not sure when you were in... there are now women in the Army. Sometimes you see them and they are a real thing. Yes I know there are women in and were in when I was in, however for the most part as a a member of a rifle company I didn't see many nor had the chance to attempt rape on them.
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Jul 12, 2015 04:46
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:these guys have too much free time on their hands.... just goes to show that the military is like the biggest form of welfare...you're basically set for life for very little actual work and get to retire at like 30 and live for 50 years on taxpayer money. just lol if you aren't combat arms and call it a dangerous profession.
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Jul 12, 2015 04:47
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SaltLick posted:Enjoy your high quality h2o I am serving my country thank you for your service in these dangerous and trying times
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Jul 12, 2015 04:56
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thank you for your cervix
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Jul 12, 2015 21:14
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:idgi....how do these guys know that the soldiers are fake just by the way they are dressed? they wear impossible medals for their age, or just hosed up uniforms. Its pretty easy to tell when someone hasnt had uniform regulation pounded into their head. AR 670-1 is a helluva reg. Also people don't wear combat uniforms after they end their service unless they are fuckheads. You wont see many real veterans rolling around in ACUs with bloused tan boots and a cover because shits gay. ASUs and PTs are okay though, which is why some people get married in their class As.
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Jul 13, 2015 00:27
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Pharmaskittle posted:Do vets actually get the rest of their lives subsidized by the government, because all the ex military people I know seem kinda broke and have to have regular jobs if they're permanently disabled in some way shape or form yes, they can live off disability for most of their lives. Some people even collect disability while working regular jobs
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Jul 13, 2015 01:21
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Pharmaskittle posted:Oh ok the ones I know are still young and as far as I know not super hosed up aside from maybe bad backs or whatever yeah most people who are really really hosed in the head keep to themselves. one of my friends who is perma fried doesnt leave the house except to get chick fil a or go shooting, or buy things relevent to shooting
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Jul 13, 2015 01:34
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SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions 5
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Jul 13, 2015 03:45
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Otisburg posted:Saw some rear end in a top hat on the bridge in a command uniform that was the wrong shade of maroon with the Captain's rank pips upside down. Confronted him about it and he said he was "omnipotent" then turned me into a sexy lady and summoned a mariachi band. EVEN THE UNIVERSE JUSTIFIES STOLE VALOR
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Jul 13, 2015 18:49
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Tricky D posted:They don't make movies about filling out forms and taking smoke breaks every half hour. 24 hour staff duty the movie
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Jul 14, 2015 06:55
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Tricky D posted:The suicide awareness and prevention training that is required on a monthly basis also fails to make it to the silver screen. I cant imagine why, it would be a 3 part series consting of 200 slides per movie
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Jul 14, 2015 07:00
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:How did you poop in the head broski
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Jul 14, 2015 09:08
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i wonder if the mongols punishment for stolen valor was
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Jul 14, 2015 20:55
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Lord of Pie posted:I took my brother to register for classes his first freshman semester of college, and it was the first semester after they'd let ROTC back on campus. but there are great career choices in the NATIONAL GUARD.
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Jul 15, 2015 03:39
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there are some pretty sweet military or former military benefits you can get. My bank gives preferrential home loans for vets.
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Jul 15, 2015 21:15
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FreudianSlippers posted:You shouldn't be allowed to call yourself a veteran unless you've committed at least one war crime and/or been permanently crippled by war. I must have a lot of valor then
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