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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Black hair = Not White

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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Zzulu posted:

what about turks

im the asian guy in the middle

Kennel posted:

Black hair = Not White

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
as always, pink nipples = white

check now and may god have mercy on you

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
No need to get crass, pink lips (on the face) are just as good of an indicator.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I love white masochism

Spank my rear end for being a dirty white boy

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Zzulu posted:

what about turks

I don't know but that dude on the bottom left is gorgeous :swoon:

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i appreciate how they got a hispanic guy but he's light enough so white people aren't threatened by him and then they agree to talk to him, only to immediately get thrown under the bus on national television

being white owns and youre at a major advantage because youre white. im white :radcat:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



seriouspost: i didn't have my insurance card on me once when i got pulled over after running a stop sign and the cop looked at me, gave me a ticket for the stop sign, and said that he checked off the box saying that i had insurance because "he wouldn't want to inconvenience me coming to the station" :radcat::radcat::radcat:

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
I wonder if there's a correlation between being sexually submissive and being overly obsessed with your white guilt

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Business Gorillas posted:

seriouspost: i didn't have my insurance card on me once when i got pulled over after running a stop sign and the cop looked at me, gave me a ticket for the stop sign, and said that he checked off the box saying that i had insurance because "he wouldn't want to inconvenience me coming to the station" :radcat::radcat::radcat:

i got pulled over for doing 25 over and the cop instead gave me a ticket for not having my insurance card. the ticket i got was like $7? and the speeding ticket would have run into the hundreds and cost points on my license, but i'm white af and i drive a family sedan.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



benefits of being white:
- not being shot by police immediately upon sight
- proud heritage of "x salad" mostly consisting of mayonnaise
- dominance on the interracial dating market
- able to go to europe and not get harassed
- people in the south are friendly to you

drawbacks of being white:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

drawbacks of being white:

small penis

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
should have named the show honkey talk

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



EugeneJ posted:

small penis

sounds like a drawback of being you :smug:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
white people have the second biggest penises of all the peoples of the world

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

EugeneJ posted:

small penis

Hmm not enough to tilt the scale.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

EugeneJ posted:

small penis

speak for yourself

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

how does garrison feel about his name being on all these /pol/ comics

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



TheIllestVillain posted:

how does garrison feel about his name being on all these /pol/ comics

i went to the site so you dont have to and the third comic he has is about flouride

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Fluoride is an important part of toothpaste, I'm glad he dedicated a comic to its benefits.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

:lol: white people don't have culture

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
White people refine culture, like taking crude oil and making useful fuels out of it.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Unironically wish I was approached to be in this movie.

I'm white

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
GBS I think we need to have a conversation about race

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cultural appropriation is doubleplus ungood

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I am tired of having to use a sweater vest as a cum rag

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Show looks cat poo poo.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



CoolCat posted:

Show looks cat poo poo.

anything that puts white people on the spot owns, even if it is a lovely mtv show

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Did they hire Kennedy again or something

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



*rear end in a top hat with thick rimmed glasses and a denim jacket gets up*
I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN rear end in a top hat HERE, BUT I HAVE SOME SKULL MEASUREMENTS I'D LIKE TO GO OVER REAL QUICK

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
How do I reach these keedz

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Business Gorillas posted:

*rear end in a top hat with thick rimmed glasses and a denim jacket gets up*
I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE AN rear end in a top hat HERE, BUT I HAVE SOME SKULL MEASUREMENTS I'D LIKE TO GO OVER REAL QUICK

You ok dude?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Roy posted:

I wonder if there's a correlation between being sexually submissive and being overly obsessed with your white guilt

Almost certainly.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


being white is really really really really really really really really really fun

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

anything that puts white people on the spot owns

weird fetish.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The pussification of America continues.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My coworkers from El Salvador and Mexico get pulled over almost every day here in Utah. Lol I carpooled with them a couple times and I can confirm.
I only got pulled over once because the officer was worried I might be lost out and gave me directions.
I guess it's a perk being white.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

why not just "Faggots"

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