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pfffft coffee only needs a cup, not mocha syrup you jackass. oh decaf soy latte?? didnt know they sold those to men. wow little boy fussy pants needs his milk wahh wahh. sir would you like some coffee with your sugar you fat bastard sir?? ahhh irish coffee, you can smell the unemployment from here.
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lol if you dont constantly condescend to everyone who doesnt share all your views and preferences every minute of every day
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Jul 9, 2015 21:28
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but i need like a million calories with my coffee
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Ooooh I'm a little bitch jackass who drinks black coffee in the morning before work insted of SMOKING WEED.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:29
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coffee tastes like garbage, the only reason to drink it is for the caffeine and there are caffeine pills you can take instead so coffee just PLAIN SUCKS THERE I SAID IT
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Jul 9, 2015 21:29
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Nathilus posted:Ooooh I'm a little bitch jackass who drinks black coffee in the morning before work insted of SMOKING WEED.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:30
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You had me until you hated on Irish Coffee OP. Get hosed.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:30
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Guy at dunkin gave me a regular instead of a black the other day and it tasted like straight up melted coffee ice cream heated up in the microwave Don't get me wrong if I wasn't watching my calories I'd agree that it was great but I don't know how people can drink that every day, much less several times a day
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Jul 9, 2015 21:30
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Hammerite posted:lol if you dont constantly condescend to everyone who doesnt share all your views and preferences every minute of every day don't you know calories don't exist in drinks?
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Jul 9, 2015 21:30
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I like unsweetened lungos without milk when I have a cookie or a piece of cake, brings out more intense flavors in both.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:33
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Hammerite posted:lol if you dont constantly condescend to everyone who doesnt share all your views and preferences every minute of every day
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Jul 9, 2015 21:36
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Zzulu posted:coffee tastes like garbage, the only reason to drink it is for the caffeine Fill that void with posting. Fill it.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:36
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Lol a large regular coffee from dunk has roughly the equivalent nutritional facts of a snickers bar from my half assed analysis Gonna start melting 3 musketeers into my coffee every day, might as well. Don't even want to think about the folks that order their poo poo extra extra
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Jul 9, 2015 21:37
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Agreed. Be condescending to everyone, all the time. Order two cups of coffee, one for you and one for a friend. Make sure they are prepared identically. Sneer at them periodically to establish your dominance.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:37
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the only time i need cream and sugar in my coffee is if im drinking starbucks their black hosue coffee is loving atrocious
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Jul 9, 2015 21:39
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cash crab posted:Agreed. Be condescending to everyone, all the time. Order two cups of coffee, one for you and one for a friend. Make sure they are prepared identically. Sneer at them periodically to establish your dominance. wait i mean thats not how you condescend this is how you condescend
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Jul 9, 2015 21:39
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pretty soft girl posted:Lol a large regular coffee from dunk has roughly the equivalent nutritional facts of a snickers bar from my half assed analysis A frap from starbucks is pretty much the equivalent of having a sandwich
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Jul 9, 2015 21:40
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actually starbucsk came otu with a cold brew coffee thats a lot smoother than their regular house. i can drink that black and it tastes pretty deceent. not the best cup ive ever had but miels better than their standard poo poo 
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Jul 9, 2015 21:40
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Hammerite posted:lol if you dont constantly condescend to everyone who doesnt share all your views and preferences every minute of every day
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Jul 9, 2015 21:43
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The other day I made irish coffee with 60 dollar per lb pure kona. Was p tasty would ruin again
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Jul 9, 2015 21:44
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i accidently drank from someone elses dunkin coffee and it literally tasted like i was drinking syrup with sugar added to it, was loving disgusting, and more akin to juice than coffee. I like my coffee like I like my slaves..... Free and black
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Jul 9, 2015 21:44
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Thanx for the quote man, you seem like a cool dude unlike all these loving coffee squares. I mean even the dude from boyhood smokes hella weed and he's pretty emo/nerd/het. Anyone worse than him is utterly pathetic. Cuz of you're coolness I've made a song lyric for you. Don't listen to a word I say (Hey!) The screams all sound the same (Hey!) Although the truth may vary, this weed will carry our Bodies safe to shore~
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Jul 9, 2015 21:45
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solo humping pro posted:actually starbucsk came otu with a cold brew coffee thats a lot smoother than their regular house. i can drink that black and it tastes pretty deceent. not the best cup ive ever had but miels better than their standard poo poo Stop putting whiskey in your coffee, even your fingers are slurring
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Jul 9, 2015 21:45
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also no reason you shouldnt be both smoking weed and drinking coffee every morning
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Jul 9, 2015 21:46
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cash crab posted:Stop putting whiskey in your coffee, even your fingers are slurring thats my autism
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Jul 9, 2015 21:46
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Nathilus posted:Ooooh I'm a little bitch jackass who drinks black coffee in the morning before work insted of SMOKING WEED. you can do both
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Jul 9, 2015 21:46
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JakeP posted:also no reason you shouldnt be both smoking weed and drinking coffee every morning Hmmm I've never considered this option before. Theoretically it seems like it might be sound but isn't it kinda crossing the beams?
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Jul 9, 2015 21:47
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solo humping pro posted:thats my autism All the more reason to stop drinking in the morning Smoke weed
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Jul 9, 2015 21:48
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there's some beverage company that is selling a drink marketed as an energy drink called "Just Black Coffee" and it's literally 8oz of medium-strength unsweetened black coffee and I can't tell if someone went to all this trouble to manufacture this as an extremely meta joke commentary on American bottled beverages, or if someone went to all the trouble to manufacture sincerely a product that's already available in every gas station in America, and can be made quickly and cheaply at home then i remember that bottled water exists and that it's almost certainly the latter
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Jul 9, 2015 21:49
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Some coffee can use a little cream but only bad coffee needs sugar.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:49
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Hot drat, coffee jokes???! Glad to see The Gibs is finally catching up with my aunt's joke-a-day calendars from the 80s
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Jul 9, 2015 21:50
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OMGVBFLOL posted:there's some beverage company that is selling a drink marketed as an energy drink called "Just Black Coffee" and it's literally 8oz of medium-strength unsweetened black coffee and I can't tell if someone went to all this trouble to manufacture this as an extremely meta joke commentary on American bottled beverages, or if someone went to all the trouble to manufacture sincerely a product that's already available in every gas station in America, and can be made quickly and cheaply at home At least bottling water doesn't affect its flavor, or anything like that. Who would want to buy a cold can of unflavored coffee, or luke warm if its not refrigerated. Like i like black coffee, but cold black coffee is gross.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:51
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lol if you don't honk up 3 or 4 fat rails to start your day.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:52
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Sleeveless posted:Hot drat, coffee jokes???! Glad to see The Gibs is finally catching up with my aunt's joke-a-day calendars from the 80s i copied that joke from said calender while cucking your uncle
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Jul 9, 2015 21:52
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Sleeveless posted:Hot drat, coffee jokes???! Glad to see The Gibs is finally catching up with my aunt's joke-a-day calendars from the 80s It gets toad away.
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i only drink black coffee when i'm eating something like a pastry with it. otherwise i'll put a little bit of milk in to cool it down and cut the acidity thanks for reading
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Jul 9, 2015 21:53
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Wafflz posted:lol if you don't honk up 3 or 4 fat rails to start your day. Solid, but expensive and potentially problematic.
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Jul 9, 2015 21:54
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Nathilus posted:Solid, but expensive and potentially problematic. no he literally ment rail fat, like snorting lines of lard/butter
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Jul 9, 2015 21:55
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Business Gorillas posted:i only drink black coffee when i'm eating something like a pastry with it. otherwise i'll put a little bit of milk in to cool it down and cut the acidity
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caramel macchiatos
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