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I'm asking because I just woke up, and my mouth tastes like the inside of a toilet bowl. Is this normal, or do I have some sort of illness?
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Jul 11, 2015 11:41
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if you talk anything like you post it probably just tastes like that from all the poo poo spewing out of it
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Jul 11, 2015 11:44
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You know what poo poo tastes like lol
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Jul 11, 2015 11:49
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sorry for saying that op i just thought of a burn and had to say it, youre posting is fine n my estimation
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Jul 11, 2015 11:49
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DaveSplitter posted:I'm asking because I just woke up, and my mouth tastes like the inside of a toilet bowl. Is this normal, or do I have some sort of illness? Why do you know how the inside of a toilet bowl tastes like? 
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Jul 11, 2015 11:56
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Yes and it's very embarrassing OP, I have to run to the bathroom to brush my teeth before kissing your wife
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Jul 11, 2015 11:58
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I hope not.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:05
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No BeCaUsE i BrUsH aNd FlOsS.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:06
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Yes, but that might be because I am a parasite native to the colon.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:12
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Lol brush and floss idiot Or you might have tonsilitis or whatever
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Jul 11, 2015 12:36
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I don't know baby, you tell me.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:40
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sometimes my butt smells like poo poo in the morning if ive poo poo the bed
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Jul 11, 2015 12:44
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Sometimes my butt smells like poo poo cause op eats my rear end in the morning.
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Jul 11, 2015 12:58
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maybe you lick bootyhole in ur sleep
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Jul 11, 2015 13:00
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Wow you guys aren't very helpful at all! OP you probably sleep with your mouth open, you don't produce as much saliva when you're sleeping and this combined with leaving your mouth agape all night will lead to increased smell producing bacteria in your mouth. What you want to do is get some duct-tape, then tape your jaw shut before you go to sleep. If your breath doesn't smell as bad the next morning then congrats you've solved and treated your problem in one fell swoop.
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Jul 11, 2015 13:09
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Morkies posted:sorry for saying that op i just thought of a burn and had to say it, youre posting is fine n my estimation Oh thank god, I was just about to kill myself!
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Jul 11, 2015 14:34
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Ahundredbux posted:Lol brush and floss idiot I do brush and floss. Tonsiltities? Oh no...
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Jul 11, 2015 14:36
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Pitdragon posted:Wow you guys aren't very helpful at all! Thank you for the straight answer, I will be sure to try your tip the next time I sleep.
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Jul 11, 2015 14:37
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Odd number consecutive posts are unlucky, so here's another to even it out.
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Jul 11, 2015 14:39
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Yes. But my teeth are rotting out of my head so ymmv
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Jul 11, 2015 14:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKaNlV45bB8
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Jul 11, 2015 16:07
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If I knock one of my pillows out during the night and my head isn't propped up enough, my mouth tastes like poo in the morning.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:09
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Fill your mouth with breathsavers before going to bed. Your saliva will melt them as you sleep and you will wake up with a kissable mouth.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:29
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Only when I wake up in the middle of the night and eat a handful of poo poo for a midnight snack.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:38
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sonicare or gtfo
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Jul 11, 2015 16:43
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I came when she started scrubbing her tongue.
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Jul 11, 2015 18:12
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Check your tonsils, they might have stuff built up in them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbH-YYDXQvM
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Jul 11, 2015 18:15
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i read this as "does your moth taste like poo poo in the morning" and was gonna say "yes, yes it does"
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Jul 11, 2015 18:19
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yeah but what can I say, your mom is a freak
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Jul 11, 2015 18:20
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maybe stop eating rear end all the time then
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