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please don't have any more kids. please inform everyone you know of my request. there is a wonderful reddit "sub-reddit" called "those who are child free". I shall sing its praises. if you have children already thanks for nothing. your selfishness and stupidity have blighted the world and have made it an ugly place. furthermore, your children may make children and continue to rain Ugliness upon the earth. please don't have any more children.
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you'll be happy to know i have already chopped off my dick and balls
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Jul 13, 2015 14:21
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It occurs to me now that asking goons not to have any children may be redundant
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Jul 13, 2015 14:22
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Shouldn't these child-free types atone for their parents' mistake and kill themselves?
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OMGVBFLOL posted:you'll be happy to know i have already chopped off my dick and balls Have an upvote, good sir
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Mandator posted:Shouldn't these child-free types atone for their parents' mistake and kill themselves? It is sufficient enough for them not to have any children. If you wanna talk abt atonement for people with kids lets talk about a bathtub full of water and commendable upper body strength
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Jul 13, 2015 14:25
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Jul 13, 2015 14:25
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Actually as an intelligent, healthy person, it is my duty to try and outbreed the stupid people because you can bet they're having kids like crazy and they're not reading your thread, OP.
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Jul 13, 2015 14:26
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Pretty sure I need to be able to talk to a girl first.
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Applewhite posted:Actually as an intelligent, healthy person, it is my duty to try and outbreed the stupid people because you can bet they're having kids like crazy and they're not reading your thread, OP. You are going to fail at outbreeding idiots
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Jul 13, 2015 14:27
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Neukoln19 posted:You are going to fail at outbreeding idiots By myself, yeah. Put the word out for more smart people to have kids.
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Jul 13, 2015 14:28
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"I am child free" is the new "I don't own a television."
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Jul 13, 2015 14:29
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Applewhite posted:By myself, yeah. Put the word out for more smart people to have kids. Even if the word goes out and is applied it is still like...like...it's just impossible and it is a lost cause and increases suffering.
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Jul 13, 2015 14:29
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https://youtu.be/rcx-nf3kH_M
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Jul 13, 2015 14:30
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my wow characters are my kids
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Matey posted:my wow characters are my kids May your children prosper
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Jul 13, 2015 14:31
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I don't think goons as a whole have to worry about this
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Jul 13, 2015 14:34
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MTV True Life: My Dad's a Goon
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Jul 13, 2015 14:39
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It's okay to have kids, but only if you zero sum it up by killing a rival tribe's kids.
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Jul 13, 2015 14:40
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I feel like i'm going to be OK because i'm gay so i wont have kids
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vyst posted:I feel like i'm going to be OK because i'm gay so i wont have kids You can gay adopt kids
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moose face posted:You can gay adopt kids But those kids are already made so im not making more you dummy owned
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Jul 13, 2015 14:56
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im gonna have like 3 more kids than i was planning just to spite you
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Jul 13, 2015 14:58
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OMGVBFLOL posted:you'll be happy to know i have already chopped off my dick and balls Proven it, Mail it to me. Express mail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwQFSc9mHyA&t=770s ff to 12:50 if the start time doesn't work if you want to reach your peak happiness in life, then don't have kids e: he compares having kids to shooting up heroin - good stuff here Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Jul 13, 2015 15:06
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does medicaid cover vasectomies? asking for myself
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Neukoln19 posted:Even if the word goes out and is applied it is still like...like...it's just impossible and it is a lost cause and increases suffering. This is why we need policies in place that also inhibit the child having of undesirables.
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kids are a cancer they will sap all your energy away and you will waste away until you are a shadow of your former self. All your money will be spent on the kids and then they will leave you and you realize that you've grown old and your best days were spent on them kill you're famil
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Gatekeeper posted:does medicaid cover vasectomies? asking for myself depends on the state there's no national medicaid program e: vasecomies aren't covered by medicare and it really should - there are exceptions for men with downs and such so tards are covered Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Jul 13, 2015 15:18
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please tell my wife this
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Jul 13, 2015 15:22
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i'm gonna pop out a couple kids in the next five years and there ain't one god dam thing you can do about it op so suck it
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Jul 13, 2015 15:24
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I'm going to have kids op. Thanks for not polluting the gene pool with your weak sadbrains though.
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I was doing lunch duty a few years ago with some fellow teachers who were near retirement when a couple sisters (room temperature IQs just like their parents) walked into the gym. One of the teachers piped up with, "You know, back in the early 70s, the state would have kept that from happening. In the spring Mrs. Soandso would take a van full of kids like their parents to the hospital get them fixed." I thought he was joking. He wasn't.
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Jul 13, 2015 15:28
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Im a kid haver. Not sorry about it.
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that's just your breeders biological programming speaking. You are already too far gone and can not see or feel the truth anymore
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Jul 13, 2015 15:30
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i'm literally crotchspawn. i spawned from a crotch
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Jul 13, 2015 15:30
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I have two children and plan to have more. The more i have the more welfare i get
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Please don't have any children
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:I have two children and plan to have more. The more i have the more welfare i get I know you are joking but others have said that sincerely
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I'm glad all of you childhavers are happily cranking out geneslaves for the brutal post-apocalyptic technocracy of the future, we're going to need plenty of genetic material to harvest if we're going to maintain viable diversity after the Water Wars
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