http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/n-b-hatchery-releasing-10-000-baby-lobsters-into-ocean-1.2465786quote:They look more like an insect than a lobster, but these two-week-old babies will soon get the chance to grow up in the wild. I can't believe something so big and delicious starts its life cycle so small and cute. I'd like to have a lobster as a pet, and I'd name it "pinchey" I've never been to the east coast, but if I did, I would probably learn about the life cycle of lobsters for a fun afternoon. Edit: Sorry! I forgot a thread tag, can somebody please make it an "Event" type thread?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:51 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:27 |
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we had a pet lobster and we accidentally suffocated it kinda like those 50 stingrays that died recently. whoops
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:53 |
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This is a horrible decision what with all the global warming and rising sea levels that we are already dealing with. They're really going to dump 10,000 more things in and make it rise even higher?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:08 |
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SaltLick posted:we had a pet lobster and we accidentally suffocated it kinda like those 50 stingrays that died recently. whoops that story has a sting in the tail
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:08 |
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SaltLick posted:we had a pet lobster and we accidentally suffocated it kinda like those 50 stingrays that died recently. whoops My family had a pet Jugular growing up, but unfortunately it drowned in the blood of our enemies.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:09 |
Mad Monk posted:This is a horrible decision what with all the global warming and rising sea levels that we are already dealing with. They're really going to dump 10,000 more things in and make it rise even higher? They're very small.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:10 |
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Keg posted:They're very small. but they'll get bigger and displace more water! I know things! Science things!
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:12 |
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Mad Monk posted:This is a horrible decision what with all the global warming and rising sea levels that we are already dealing with. They're really going to dump 10,000 more things in and make it rise even higher? this is a thinking man right here
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:14 |
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remember that simpoans espisode when he had the pet crab and named it pinchy hahahahah
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:16 |
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That's like a couple of days worth for one boat.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:18 |
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Lobster boats only go out for so much of the year right, so would it be smart on their part to spend a few days dumping the little goobers back in on their down time to make sure they have a nice full ocean of lobster to catch?
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:25 |
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LethalGeek posted:Lobster boats only go out for so much of the year right, so would it be smart on their part to spend a few days dumping the little goobers back in on their down time to make sure they have a nice full ocean of lobster to catch? Congrats on understanding animal husbandry!
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:28 |
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Its going to be very inspiring when some of those baby lobsters defy the odds and live into adulthood where I can kill and eat them
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:35 |
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I wanna release 10,000 babies all over the ops body
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:40 |
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Creepiest poo poo I have ever seen.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:41 |
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VendaGoat posted:but they'll get bigger and displace more water! I know things! Science things!
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:43 |
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VendaGoat posted:Congrats on understanding animal husbandry! everyone point and laugh at canada for destroying their cod industry
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:47 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:But the only way they can get bigger is if they consume things from the ocean floor and displace their volume. Truly, they are the zerg
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:52 |
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lobsters are the uncle tom of the crustacean world. gently caress them
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:53 |
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If I were like a fisherman I would just follow their boat with my boat and catch every lobster released, and then sell 10,000 baby lobsters for money.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:56 |
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burritolingus posted:If I were like a fisherman I would just follow their boat with my boat and catch every lobster released, and then sell 10,000 baby lobsters for money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:06 |
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lol if you stab the lobster before you steam it. dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:07 |
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what part of the ocean i'm not reading all that? my fantasy is to have 10,000 baby lobsters crawl all over me
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:08 |
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you know what they say about lobster men they catch lobsters for a living
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:08 |
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pinch my butthole baby lobsters
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:08 |
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The Goatfather posted:lol if you stab the lobster before you steam it. dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed Everything I eat gets cooked alive it's my policy
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:28 |
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So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:33 |
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I butt chug lobster butter
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:37 |
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Displacing lobsters at their most fragile like that must ingrain them with all sorts of anxieties
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:45 |
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Requires Flash Player? Someone should release that website into the ocean.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:50 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:54 |
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only the ones strong enough to break free of their shackles will survive
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 20:02 |
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Hell Yeah posted:pinch my butthole baby lobsters This to the tune of "Tiny Dancer"
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlj1216B7k
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:51 |
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That's a Ken M kinda post.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 23:52 |
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Keg posted:http://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/n-b-hatchery-releasing-10-000-baby-lobsters-into-ocean-1.2465786 fun fact: lobsters don't age and theoretically could live forever and get huge or some poo poo
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 00:45 |
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Fun fact: your a lying whore
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:54 |
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fun face: neither of those facts are fun, neither is that one, but that one was
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:55 |
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hemale in pain posted:that story has a sting in the tail mods please ban
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:55 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:27 |
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and 5000 baby lobsters were sent to their certain death...
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:06 |