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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLLQK9la6Go

Jared Leto is: Heath Ledger as the Joker.

Of course I already wasn't going to see it, because comic book movies are for children, but it's still going to be bad.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Harley Quinn's behavior is a real turn off. Woe to any man who kisses her after she's finished licking every surface in prison.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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BeefThief posted:

"so we're some kind of...suicide squad?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u0wg3t6osM

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Wanna know how I got these scars corrective braces? My father, was a drinker...and an orthodontist."

He accidentally drank mercury and was driven insane.
Pretty realistic, actually.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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ArtIsResistance posted:

lol at the chick with the japan flag on her forehead, what's her superpower is she a ninja??

Technically she's a ronin since she has no shogun.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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The Taint Reaper posted:

James Cameron got the rights to make a Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya movie. :stare:

Finally we'll get the big-budget live action interpretation of Bôken Desho Desho we've all been clamoring for.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Ahundredbux posted:

Hmm, op. didn't you draw a bunch of cartoons in this very forum?

You are a children, abblewhite

It's true :qq: and I intend to draw more.

Yet I still feel too mature for this film.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

So we're like some kind of suicide squad

So we're like... some kind of suicide squad?

So we're like, some kind of suicide squad?

So we're like some kind of suicide squad?

So... we're like some kind of suicide squad??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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concerned mom posted:

when are hollywood people going to stop making endless superhero movies

After Suicide Squad and Batman Vs. Superman bomb so hard that public opinion is turned against superhero movies for the next two decades.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Acne Rain posted:

maybe harley is blind and sees by smelling and tasting colors as if they're all flavored like candy

Oh and she could wear red glasses and carry a cane.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

Wonder Woman would beat all these fruitcakes up


just saying


wheres my wonder woman movie

Superhero movies would be good again if they'd make a Silver Age wonder woman movie in the same spirit as Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

They almost did it with Green Lantern, but chickened out at the last second. GL could have been DC's Guardians of the Galaxy if they'd had the balls to make it silly.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

I would kind of like a movie like this with a bunch of bad guys going up against a well known hero instead of some no doubt generic objective they get in this movie. It'd be more fun if this team was trying to take out Batman or Superman or something and the movie treated the hero as the antagonist

I don't think that would be allowed by the Hayes Code.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Naerasa posted:

I'm confused, isn't Harley supposed to spend all of her free time having weird plant-sex with Ivy?

Ivy is too silly and has no place in the grim and gritty world of Superman v. Batman 478 U.S. 186 (1986)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Gatekeeper posted:

are there any comic books about dogs? i really like dogs and i also like avengers and bat/spidermen and a movie combining both thingies would be very sweet. i don't mean like Dog-Man where it's a man who becomes a dog to avenge his wife, just a cool loyal dog who stops bad guys like fresh prince and joker. maybe to be cute his girlfriend is catwoman's cat who feels conflicted about dating a good guy when she's a bad guy's furbaby but Hero Dog (that's a bad name, we'll revisit that later) is so virtuous and great that she just can't help but love him. Is this a comic that could be a movie now that all the good and mediocre stories are already movies?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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BeefThief posted:

who the gently caress is amanda waller? why should anybody other than extreme nerds give half a poo poo about this movie

Amanda Waller is DC's answer to Invincible's Cecil Steadman.
A shadowy gov't bureaucrat who will transgress any moral boundary in the name of defending the United States.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

I'd let her lick the bars of my prison cell if you know what I mean :smug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gatts posted:

Everyone stop the gently caress right now. This is the real news. gently caress the Avatar sequels I'd like to see this.

The bad news is it's a live action film adaptation of Endless Eight.
Starring Bill Murray as Kyon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

lol it was funny right up to the end. I don't understand what the liar guy was pointing at his head or why the movie store guy would care.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Germstore posted:

apparently it was a poop on a stick

That's what it looked like, but the movie store guy took it seriously so I thought maybe it was supposed to be a magic wand or something.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Crash_N_Burn posted:

 "Get the hell outta there. That's not a dog, it's some sort of thing! It's imitating a dog, it isn't real! Get away, you idiots!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_piYJAGQImc

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Uncle Wemus posted:

I don't like will smith

He hasn't made a single decent film since joining the CoS.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

hey guys i think superman is a stnad in for jesus in the dc movies

For Jor-El so loved the world he sent us his only begotten son...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

this looks cool and like what my little kid brained imagined as I read REDWALL

I bet Mouse Guard isn't nearly as racist, tho.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Are all the animals in Redwall the same size? I remember as a kid being confused by that.

I think they started out being their real relative sizes, but as the books progressed they all sort of became more like people.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

Is Redwall racist? I picked up on the evil species thing.. and the weird accents, but never picked up on racism.


different ferret king I think. diff crowns and capes

I guess technically it's not racist since it doesn't make reference to any human ethnicities, but the idea that certain races are genetically predisposed to being unintelligent and or evil smacks of race supremacy theory.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Clipperton posted:

everyone itt looking down their nose at superhero movies but getting all :neckbeard: over japanese schoolgirl movies needs to take a good hard look at themselves imo

Oh they're hard alright.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lol if you can name all of the members of the suicide squad

I didn't even know they all had names.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wait, is Will Smith supposed to be Slade?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Naw he's Deadshot, not Deathstroke.



Oh.
How did I ever get them mixed up :rolleyes:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

NObodiesGeek posted:

Why do his hands turn white when he wears the mask?

He's in whiteface. That's makeup.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

because i have very strong opinions about a comic book movie

yes, this is the place.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
So is the Joker not a member of the Suicide Squad?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Universe Master posted:

harley is crazy, goons work for money

Yeah but how much is he paying them that they're okay with him shooting them in a fit of pique? The leading cause of death in Joker goons is the Joker.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Acne Rain posted:

tara strong doesn't do live action she is a Voice Actor

Incorrect: 2014 Arrow Deranged Squad Female Ep. "Suicide Squad"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

I'm of the opinion that Harley is the most transparent tactic to steer nerd penis into the theater.

And wow look at you guys go

Harley is the single biggest turn off to me about the movie, and let the record show that I am among the most prominent cheesecake fans in GBS.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

Not so much it's not dudebait? Or not so much you don't want to see the breasts and rear end again in this movie?

Would rather see Tara Strong's. She has some nice tiddies.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

harley was the only interesting part of the trailer though and the only "sexy" thing she did was lick that bar which was mostly just gross

Well the goathead and pandahead were fun too

She made a shotgun pumping noise with a baseball bat. That was a little sexual.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah it's a travesty that they shoehorned in a newish popular character and passed over classic Suicide Squad members like Sportsmaster or Clock King or Big Sir (whose super power is that he's literally a giant retard)

Sportsmaster would have been a better choice, IMO.
Would watch a superhero movie where a guy throws a football straight through another guy.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Sportsmaster is loving amazing.






He wears a hankie over his face and he will fly fish you to death and then escape on his rocket skis

How did he conceal the basket and rod???

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