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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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oh and instant coffee is like a superpower laxative to me

like as soon as I taste it I get the urge to poo poo. pretty sure it must be a mental thing or some kind of hosed up ANS reflex

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007


heartburn and constipation

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Lichy posted:

sometimes after I use a bidet on my arse when I dry it off I notice a small spot of blood

this only ever happens when my shits are massive, hth

anal fissure/hemorrhoids, so what

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Omeprazole hacks your body into not producing acid, buy that and thank me later

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