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Fojar38 posted:i look at butts for free yeah but what about what comes out of butts, you got a price, I know you do
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:http://www.wikihow.com/Burp I was reading this helpful article, friend, when I stumbled upon this. http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Yourself-as-a-Woman The burp advice didn't work but I've learned 11 different ways to pee myself as a woman. 
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Ever put off taking a morning shower on the weekend because you knew a disgusting liquid poo poo was on the way? Then you foul the toilet and finally take your shower, disquieted by the thought that your bowels have Unfinished Business that will strike at the first coffee.
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Andenno posted:I was reading this helpful article, friend, when I stumbled upon this. this person is really insistent that ladies pee through their underwear no matter the circumstances
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Jul 16, 2015 05:37
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:How has this been "impacting" your bowel movements? Talk about it with us. Well OP since you asked now I`ve been having diarrhea all day. Not sure whats causing it but not making GBS threads sounds pretty great right about now.
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Going in for a colonoscopy next week. Want to make sure I don't have any coral polyps growing in there. Any advice?
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Weener Beater posted:Going in for a colonoscopy next week. Want to make sure I don't have any coral polyps growing in there. Any advice? Record the mondo farts that will follow and post them on GBS "for much win"
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Record the mondo farts that will follow and post them on GBS "for much win" Oh thats right. In the consultation the nurse mentioned that they would be inflating my colon with air. Like one of those long ballons they use for balloon animals. Cool
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Dicky Longcocking posted:Well OP since you asked now I`ve been having diarrhea all day. Not sure whats causing it but not making GBS threads sounds pretty great right about now. Hmm I think I shouldn't have eaten squid from the school cafeteria today.
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I ate 30 hot wings last night and my bhole is being punished right now.
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Currently dealing with either a massive fart or a vapor locked turd. I don't want to gamble and lose. 
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Currently ending my distress, as I type this.
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Jul 16, 2015 20:18
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You gonna rip out your own intestines? Please, post the video when you're done. And try to do it in one fistfull, thats cooler.
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what are heroin shits like, OP?
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When I first moved to Korea, I guess the massive change in dietary habits hosed up my GI system, because for a full two weeks, I didn't so much as fart. One day at work, I suddenly felt something in the very bottom of my abdomen kind of shift. I didn't think too much of it until I got home, where I had to poo poo. Bad. I spent about an hour on the toilet to pass a single massive log. It had hardened and grown to a thickness of about my wrist. I knew for sure I was going to rip my rear end in a top hat but somehow, through copious sweat and tears, it finally passed without injury. My rear end in a top hat was hella sore that night and I couldn't sleep due to the burning pain.
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The Bible posted:When I first moved to Korea, I guess the massive change in dietary habits hosed up my GI system, because for a full two weeks, I didn't so much as fart. lol look at this making GBS threads amateur cant even sleep cuz he passed an above average log one time i had cramps and bile-filled diarrhea while also having an anal fissure
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Pastor Perineum posted:op's gf
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Fojar38 posted:lol look at this making GBS threads amateur cant even sleep cuz he passed an above average log While you were asleep?
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:I know we got some fellas in GBS that like to drink heavy. Two flagons of hard cider and 4 hours sleep last night. Berocca drink, shower and a ton of water will do you good.
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If i eat anything fried in oil (beef mince, fried chicken, p much anything that doesnt have the fat drained off) it instantly feels like someone's kicked me in my colon and it hurts to poop later on hth
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I love spicy food, but ~6-8 hours later it means I have an immediate need to have a spicy diarrhoea. I've tried like taking Pepto or something like right before, but that doesn't help. A cursory check of the internet tells me that I have mild IBS, a sentiment to which my wife agrees. It's horrible. Past bollig has no care for future bollig.
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I have Crohn's Disease. They removed 2.5 feet from my lower intestine when I was 18 and now I no longer lay awake at night gripped by terrible gastrointestinal pain. They took my ileum and about 2 inches above my booty-hole. Losing the ileum means I can't process B12 anymore so I have to either take a shot or a sub-lingual pill. Losing the bit above my bung-piece means it's harder to control my rear end in a top hat and as a result feel the urge to poop much stronger than most. Oh, also, I once poo poo myself in public on the way to work one day. That was fun.
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Jul 17, 2015 14:41
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Drink lots of water and eat psylium husk. Not that hard now, is it?
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I have lactose intolerance, raw whole milk makes me insta-puke and ice cream gives me a cranky stomach and bad indigestion Thankfully it's mild and I can do cheese, coffee with milk in it, or lactose-free ice cream I also have IBS and GERD
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I have a really weird issue. Like if I browse over a shelf full of books without fail I will have to poop. The smell of old books will aggravate this too. When I was in college I used to exclusively poop in the library bathroom because it was always empty and I think that was where it started.
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Jul 17, 2015 15:51
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^^^same but the poopurge happens when I get involved in a project and feel like I'm getting progress
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I wake up after a night of spicy food and drinking and I know I have to poo poo. But it's like my rear end hole enjoys loving with me and refuses to do anything until I get stuck in traffic on the way to work. At which point it feels like there's a yeti trying to break out of my pants. I haven't poo poo myself yet but I figure it's only a matter of time. This is a weekly occurance, please help
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Jul 17, 2015 18:30
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Thats one way to clear out your constipation
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When i was growing up there was a girl in our neighborhood that had to take an enema to be able to poo poo. We used to make fun of her for it but we never knew or understood exactly what an enema does. What does an enema do?
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Hexel posted:When i was growing up there was a girl in our neighborhood that had to take an enema to be able to poo poo. We used to make fun of her for it but we never knew or understood exactly what an enema does. Did she never hear of a stool softener? Enema is like when you shoot water up your rear end.
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Boinks posted:I have a really weird issue. without fail I have to poo poo every time I go into Barnes and noble
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stop drinking so much milk stop eating so much 5 guys eat a drat salad some nights
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My butt itches and the skin is all raw.
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bollig posted:I love spicy food, but ~6-8 hours later it means I have an immediate need to have a spicy diarrhoea. I've tried like taking Pepto or something like right before, but that doesn't help. A cursory check of the internet tells me that I have mild IBS, a sentiment to which my wife agrees. Yeah, Pepto isn't going to do anything for IBS. It causes muscle spasms, so doctors usually prescribe a mild muscle relaxer like Bentyl. I'm on the generic version, and it helps a lot, but doesn't work all the time.
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What I don't get is IBS seems like its a catchall name for a lot of issues. I know someone with IBS who gets squitty poos and wind from food. But then in my family we (think we have mild) IBS, but fatty food constipates and makes the bum hurt as the food is still in the mouth.
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concerned mom posted:What I don't get is IBS seems like its a catchall name for a lot of issues. I know someone with IBS who gets squitty poos and wind from food. But then in my family we (think we have mild) IBS, but fatty food constipates and makes the bum hurt as the food is still in the mouth. IBS is usually associated with some sort of mood disorder such as anxiety
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What if you just take 2.5 perfect poops a day like clockwork
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it's always fun when people with IBS try to relate to people with IBD. not.
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sometimes after I use a bidet on my arse when I dry it off I notice a small spot of blood this only ever happens when my shits are massive, hth
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