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Hello: Are you having trouble related to your gastrointestinal tract? If youre not sure, this diagram might help you:  That is the gastrointestinal tract. If you are having any pain or discomfort in any of those areas, this thread is for you.  In other words, if anywhere from your pie hole to your poop chute is acting up, post itt
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Jul 15, 2015 16:51
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On topic: Yesterday, I was a naughty boy. I ate a whole can of Ducal black beans. If you are unfamiliar, they originate from Chile I believe and are the best refried beans you can buy. They look like this:  Well, I don't know WHATS going on but these beans seem to be sitting in my gastrointestinal tract like a stone. I didn't feel real full after eating them but last night I could hardly sleep. The goddamn beans just clogged my innards up. I was SO full, it was terrible. this was me all last night:  Ugh. Even today its still bothering me. I'm sure it'll all work itself out, but I'm in some real discomfort atm. Can anyone relate?
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Jul 15, 2015 16:55
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vyst posted:I eat around 120 grams of fiber a day and my poo poo hole always feels like it's on fire what do i do dr cool NIN shirt? Wow I'm envious. 120 grams??? *checks google* That's over THREE times the RDA for fiber. Not sure if serious, but if so, how do you manage to get that much fiber? That's a "buttload" of fiber
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Jul 15, 2015 16:57
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Dicky Longcocking posted:I eat fried chicken and white rice everyday. I`m lucky if I eat one serving of vegetables every few days How has this been "impacting" your bowel movements? Talk about it with us VendaGoat posted:Farted and I feel better OP. Gonna have to fart again soon. Those are my favorite kind of farts 
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Jul 15, 2015 17:16
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hemophilia posted:im pretty sure i have a fissure or hemmorhoid and i really need to go to a doctor lol Have you been finding blood in your stools? Im not a doctor but I think you should go see one my man.
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Jul 15, 2015 17:17
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I know we got some fellas in GBS that like to drink heavy. Any of those drinkers feeling queasy this morning?  If so, let us know how you feel. Talk about hangover cures n all that good stuff. This is a mod-approved safe space
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Jul 15, 2015 17:22
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Infidel Castro posted:I currently have a swollen uvula and it's annoying as poo poo. It's probably more respiratory in nature than gastrointestinal, but it's in the OP's qualified zone. Sorry I missed this one. How is it making you feel? Is it affecting your daily life? What are you doing to cope? Lets hear it, friend Hell Yeah posted:i've been eating celery and cabbage for 3 days and can't stop farting Hey bud, this is a gi DISTRESS thread...sounds like everything is peachy in your neck of the woods. Haha but seriously: how come you're eating so much celery n cabbage? Tasty stuff, for sure, but I have the feeling theres something more here. Talk about it, fellow goon
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Jul 15, 2015 17:26
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Hobohemian posted:I post in solidarity with those suffering gastrointestinal distress. Thank you friend. Your support is appreciated Inzombiac posted:There is poop coming out of my butt as I type this post Haha if this were any other message board I would know the poster was joking. But on these hosed-up forums, who knows!!! 
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Jul 15, 2015 17:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I ate macaroni and cheese with a few drops of ghost pepper sauce last night, then drank a six-pack of beer. I am in gastrointestinal distress, please support me. You have ALL of our support, rest assured. Is ghost pepper sauce really spicy enough to cause GI distress w just a couple drops? I've never had it
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Jul 15, 2015 18:27
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 UPDATE Still feeling like I got a lump of coal in my stomach. Its not anything that I need to "take" something for, just gotta deal w it like us goons are known to do. Wow I'm not sure why this is happening, there's enough fiber to move that sucker right along, and I usually eat a fair amount of beans anyhow. All i can really say is.......... 
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Jul 15, 2015 18:55
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Lichy posted:I ate a bunch of sushi at a new place today and now my butt is on fire What do you think caused this sensation? Eat too much wasabi? Or frequent bowel movements causing irritation of your butthole?
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Jul 15, 2015 20:16
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I was experiencing some sharp abdominal pain, along with an increasing urge to defecate. I had a satisfying bowel movement that relieved the pain. No more Ducal for me tonight
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Jul 16, 2015 03:15
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Weener Beater posted:Going in for a colonoscopy next week. Want to make sure I don't have any coral polyps growing in there. Any advice? Record the mondo farts that will follow and post them on GBS "for much win"
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Jul 16, 2015 16:32
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