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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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I ate macaroni and cheese with a few drops of ghost pepper sauce last night, then drank a six-pack of beer. I am in gastrointestinal distress, please support me.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Cool NIN Shirt posted:

You have ALL of our support, rest assured.

Is ghost pepper sauce really spicy enough to cause GI distress w just a couple drops? I've never had it

no it's the cheese that really disagrees with me

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Ate the same thing tonight. I realize now that me and my bowels have an adversarial relationship.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Hobohemian posted:

I hope you guys with gastrointestinal distress are feeling better now.

I'm fine.

Troposphere posted:

I poo poo blood on a regular basis

Except for this. I've been cleared for ibs, crohns, and ulcerative colitis, but I still usually poo poo blood.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Fojar38 posted:

How do you get cleared for IBS?

they gave me a colonoscopy and said my guttiworks didn't appear inflamed

i don't remember, the point is i didn't have colon cancer like i thought i did and that runs in my family

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Fojar38 posted:

IBS isnt inflammation though, its what you are diagnosed with if you have cramps and poo poo in a crazy manner but they cant find anything physically wrong with you

ok then it was my lack of cramps, am i supposed to remember everything they said to me at a doctor's appointment two years ago? sheesh

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Troposphere posted:

making GBS threads blood isn't good I would definitely get a second opinion from a different doctor

it's bright red so it's fine

also i gave the colonoscopy photos to my dad who;s a licensed and at one time long-practicing gastroenterologist and he said my guts look find and i just need to stop eating velveeta at every meal

e; and washing it down with southern comfort

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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Troposphere posted:

haha ur dad looked at butts for a living

and he loving loved every SECOND of it

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