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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Trolling Stone.

Many lovely non musicians have been on the cover. Snooki. Jar Jar "Binks". And for every non musician whose been on the cover, there have been hundreds of musicians on the cover who are worse than Jj or snki.

What I'd like to know is where do you go to get music recommendations and meditations upon culture?

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I like to get my music recommendations from GBS, the one stop shop for good opinions

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I like to get my music recommendations from GBS, the one stop shop for good opinions

place a microphone in the toilet bowl and yell at it for hours

play this back over smooth jazz at half speed

you will thank me later

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Dr hook and the medicine men are my poo poo.

Something something cover of the rolling stooooone!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i never liked the rolling stones

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



Rolling Stone is the magazine of dads listening to the radio while working on their car in the garage, desperately trying to relive a time when they were cool.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
pitchfork, where bands are rated on a scale of fractions of a radiohead

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you get your musical opinions from anything besides your friends forcing you to try new songs.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
penis

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Lol just boll ifn you don't listen exclusively to dj dangermouse remixing neutral milk hotels weird latter work on one cd.

In the Aeroplane Over the G

Axeface
Feb 28, 2009

He Who Walks
Behind The Aisles
Rolling Stone once did a retrospective on every cast member of SNL where they ranked them and they had Norm MacDonald in like the bottom five

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Applewhite posted:

lol if you get your musical opinions from anything besides your friends forcing you to try new songs.

this but unironically (I think)

what do I care about random peoples opinion of music, it's practibly the most subjective art from there is

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Son of Rodney posted:

this but unironically (I think)

what do I care about random peoples opinion of music, it's practibly the most subjective art from there is

I wasn't being ironic. Articles about songs you haven't heard are worse than useless and articles about songs you've heard are pointless because you already know what you think of the song.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I like to get my music recommendations from GBS, the one stop shop for good opinions

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
I enjoy reading Matt Taibi's articles online, for free.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I bought this recently : https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release its never going to get near rolling stone.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Dr. Faustus posted:

I enjoy reading Matt Taibi's articles online, for free.

He's a serial molester.

quote:

It's not ironic--Ames and Taibbi explicitly scorn the bourgeois safety net of irony--and it's not just a rhetorical stance. "You're always trying to force Masha and Sveta under the table to give you blow jobs," complains their first business manager, an American woman, in chapter six, "The White God Factor." "It's not funny. They don't think it's funny." "But...it is funny," replies Taibbi.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/beast-in-the-east/Content?oid=902762

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
How do you even write a song review?

"Muse's new song was very good. It started off really fast, but then there was a slow vocal part in the middle and then it got really loud at the end. My favorite was this one part where the guitar is like 'bananananaNANANANANA Weeeeee!" that was really fun. I didn't like that there was so much autotune so when you listen to this song you may want to skip it."

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I like to get my music recommendations from GBS, the one stop shop for good opinions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ

You're welcome.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

this thing only lasted 39 seconds i would have taken it off sooner but I wanted to recover my headphones first.
5+ would recommend to people i dislike.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Same but The Economist

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
No music of consequence has been made since Haydn.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVPyKrx0Xo here is a good song as a counterpoint.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdAGlYZsl88

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
First good song itt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWd3xjFkAE

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Holy poo poo this is terrible.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

This guy always starts off really funny but he can never stick a punchline. Plus he breaks bearing and laughs during a lot of his pranks.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

This guy always starts off really funny but he can never stick a punchline. Plus he breaks bearing and laughs during a lot of his pranks.

Bad post my friend.

If you don't get it then just day "I don't get it." Usually no one minds.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I meant to post this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Xguxj0e_c

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I don't think anyone reads Rolling Stone unless their flight got delayed

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm illiterate just lol if you're some loving nerdlinger who reads or is capable of reading, just lol.

My secretary reads out forums posts to me and I use dictation to post.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Arian_Samurai posted:

I don't think anyone reads Rolling Stone unless their flight got delayed

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Arian_Samurai posted:

I don't think anyone reads Rolling Stone unless their flight got delayed

I would sooner sit and watch the clock than read Rolling Stone.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
lol if you still listen to new bands after the age of 12

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lol if your eyes and ears and other senses even still work

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Buce posted:

lol if your eyes and ears and other senses even still work

i agree, one was my favorite music video when i was 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
I get all my political info from Rolling Stone

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i like rolling stone and getting hosed in the face

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
i dont need a magazine to tell me taylor swift loving owns

they did have an article on sea org once that was pretty good though

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Applewhite posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVPyKrx0Xo here is a good song as a counterpoint.

Good song have some german brass hip hop in return

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6xd8542AVg

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