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dear goons i come to you in my hour of need i have managed to trick a girl into meeting me for drinks and tapas so i need some interesting and current popular conversation topics otherwise i might just use recent threads like PREDATOR vs COMMANDO or girls rear end who exploded but im not sure how much depth i can get out of those.
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vaginas and whiteness since you have one of each, op
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Jul 15, 2015 23:47
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Talk to her about gamergate
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Jul 15, 2015 23:48
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Or the dust up at reddit
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Or how loving awesome AOL Instant Messenger used to be
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Jul 15, 2015 23:49
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Just tell her "I'm gay" and that will really get the ball rolling.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:51
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ask her what's her favorite DBZ saga
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Jul 15, 2015 23:52
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what about hitler and agenda 21 and not IF by WHY 911 was an inside job
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Jul 15, 2015 23:52
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aks her if she's got her period during shark week
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Jul 15, 2015 23:52
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ask her which pet shop boy was the dreamiest and why there are three thompson twins
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Jul 15, 2015 23:52
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holocaust and hitler-related themes
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Jul 15, 2015 23:54
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Ask that stupid Bitch what led to her having such bad taste in men.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:55
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Smokey posted:Ask that stupid Bitch what led to her having such bad taste in men. shes blind and has no nose how's she smell? jewish
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Jul 15, 2015 23:56
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Smokey posted:Ask that stupid Bitch what led to her having such bad taste in men.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:56
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numberoneposter posted:u shud ask ur mom the same about ur step father God drat you are loving garbage. You're trash.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:57
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Ask her about herself. Listen to her and try to ask insightful questions without prying into anything private or sensitive. Ask her about her job, her family, her interests. Listen a lot. The more you learn, the better chance you have to connect over some issue or commonality. This has been your GBS Serious Post.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:12
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Smokey posted:God drat you are loving garbage. You're trash. 
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Jul 16, 2015 00:13
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i think i figured out "whats wrong" / "how to fix " "GBS"
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Jul 16, 2015 00:16
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ask her if she was born a male and if so how she tucks her testes
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Jul 16, 2015 00:17
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dad gay. so what posted:i think i figured out "whats wrong" / "how to fix " "GBS"
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Jul 16, 2015 00:17
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I didn't really mean it. I hope his date goes well.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:20
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talk about going the speed limit, what kind of take out you like to get, and then ask her if she owns a blender.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:21
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ask her what her favourite MOBA is and if she says none or doesnt like the same one as you, shout at her autistically about it.
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Jul 16, 2015 00:21
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most importantly i am going to conceal carry in case their debit machien is broken
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Jul 16, 2015 00:23
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ask her how many goddamn ladybugs she can fit in her mouth
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Jul 16, 2015 00:25
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^^^ Foolproof ^^^ You see the way I pretended to be interested in dad gay.so what? That's how you get started!
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Jul 16, 2015 00:25
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Ask about anal! As you may have seen in the popular "anal sex ruined my relationship" thread, it can be a deal breaker for both parties. Get it out in the open right away.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:03
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Discuss the post-Lenin political schism in Soviet Russia and your disbelief the 1926 Zinoviev-Kamenev-Trotsky bloc, which would've been unstoppable a mere few years before, failed to unseat the Bukharkn-Stalin bloc. And then speculate the rest of the evening how things would have unfolded had things gone differently. Another possibility is a long and frank discussion on the disparity of quality between different eras of Looney Toons as well.
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Jul 16, 2015 01:24
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The latest episode of 干物妹！うまるちゃん
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Jul 16, 2015 01:28
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anime marathon?
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Jul 16, 2015 01:29
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the reason a 2 lb cotton shirt has a higher exchange value than 2 lbs of cotton
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Jul 16, 2015 01:30
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Talk to her about the lack of evidence for the holocaust, its a real blood boiler
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Jul 16, 2015 01:32
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Ops mom wrote a p fabulous book which helped him throughout life and to ask for help like this if he needs it https://play.google.com/store/books...R4Jqw&gclsrc=ds
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Jul 16, 2015 01:56
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Just stalk her Facebook and tailor your conversation around her family and interests there.
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Jul 16, 2015 02:43
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But truly thisDr. Faustus posted:Ask her about herself. Listen to her and try to ask insightful questions without prying into anything private or sensitive. Ask her about her job, her family, her interests.
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Jul 16, 2015 02:44
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Talk to her about anime.
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Jul 16, 2015 02:46
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i wonder what would happen if some guy broke your legs and arms and then was really mean to you and dressed you in some kind of mom clothing or some other non-traditional garb like a suit made out of human skin. then after you passed out you find out that he had amputated your legs and arms. and then after feeding you and caring for you for a few days while you got your strength back he threatened to cut your head off? i mean would you even care any more? would you be like, "just end it!" or would you just be in too much shock? i mean at that point i guess you could still lead a semi-reasonable existence but i mean, drat.
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Jul 16, 2015 02:52
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Pick up a drat newspaper and read a couple of articles. What am I, you're personal Mort Sahl?
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Ask her polite questions and discuss teh answers imo
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