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Flesh Forge posted:With every single case I have ever seen of these dudes, there is always a core of venal pragmatism: The big one now is collecting water. I'm not even talking about Tom Selleck's recent hassle with his farm, but there was a case that was banded about social media where a guy was sentenced to a month in county jail for "collecting rainwater". But, if you read more into it, he wasn't just collecting rainwater, he was damming up public streams and creating tanks that would fill 20 Olympic-sized swimming pools. Reservoirs, mind you, that had boat docks and were seeded with trout for his personal fishing. That's essentially what I was brought up in my last post, it's basic Rousseau's Social Contract: you have might these unalienable rights, but laws and organizations must be put in place to protect you and others from individuals who would use their rights to step all over your own. Of course, Sov Cits have a large misunderstanding of this, especially the idea of rejecting the laws and government to become free men again, that the people have to consent to governed (hence the "I do not consent" whenever the police enforces those laws). However, living in the United States or an industrialized democratic country, you give your tacit consent by living here and staying within it's boundaries. IronClaymore posted:I would love to see that applied to someone trying to wander into a B-2 bomber base or something. Actually I bet the guards would be super polite. And gentle. Polite and gentle and firm. Ehh, that's probably the most fun they have. Guarding some boondoggle base in the middle of the desert, you'd be glad to have a chat with some nut who just wanders up in the middle of the night wanting to get in and look at poo poo. The Venn diagram of Area 51 campers and Freeman of the Land is pretty much a circle.
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dougdrums posted:Some canadian freemen: As an American, it blows my mind that he was found not guilty of assaulting an officer because they had no cause to arrest him. He would have been hanging from the rafters in the states... http://abc7chicago.com/news/road-trip-for-suburban-woman-ends-in-jailhouse-death/853139/
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IronClaymore posted:I would love to see that applied to someone trying to wander into a B-2 bomber base or something. Actually I bet the guards would be super polite. And gentle. Polite and gentle and firm. Ehh, that's probably the most fun they have. Guarding some boondoggle base in the middle of the desert, you'd be glad to have a chat with some nut who just wanders up in the middle of the night wanting to get in and look at poo poo. TacticalUrbanHomo posted:my one weird trick to get out of tickets is to not break the law CLICK ~HERE~ FOR THE SIMPLE TRICK COPS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
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GirlBones posted:As an American, it blows my mind that he was found not guilty of assaulting an officer because they had no cause to arrest him. He would have been hanging from the rafters in the states... Ehh, Tl;DR, and make each guy pay the other guy's medical bills, maybe force them to participate against each other in a televised paintball event or some poo poo, and call it even. Don't spend several dozen thousands of taxpayers money sending one of them to prison.
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Holy poo poo, those comments. It's like a loving sovereign citizen echo chamber.
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I love sovereign citizen threads. That said listening to man-children scream as they are tased/beaten/arrested makes me very uncomfortable.
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It must be cool to be able to stand in a court of law in front of a judge, Jesus, and everybody spouting all this nonsense about BERTH CERTIFICATES and CAPITAL STRAWMEN and gold fringe and stuff and not realize everyone hates you and thinks you're stupid. Like imagine how liberating that is.
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Crazyeyes posted:I love sovereign citizen threads. That said listening to man-children scream as they are tased/beaten/arrested makes me very uncomfortable. Hey, you're posting. That makes you one of us!
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projecthalaxy posted:It must be cool to be able to stand in a court of law in front of a judge, Jesus, and everybody spouting all this nonsense about BERTH CERTIFICATES and CAPITAL STRAWMEN and gold fringe and stuff and not realize everyone hates you and thinks you're stupid. Like imagine how liberating that is. yeah some people must have really interesting head spaces there's people that think angels and demons are literally among us affecting poo poo we do every day like it's Constanstine; it's crazy but drat they must live in an interesting reality at least.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:52 |
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*sidles up to bar* Evening madam, henceforth known as woman no capital, would you care to consent to joinder and travel freely over the land back to my place I got a twelve pack of Keystone
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sugar free jazz posted:*sidles up to bar* Evening madam, henceforth known as woman no capital, would you care to consent to joinder and travel freely over the land back to my place I got a twelve pack of Keystone this post reminds me of a whimsical jalopy
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:34 |
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I love when the guys in the car always go "Please dont break the window..." after their strongarm attempts dont loving work. Yeah sorry dickhead your window is gone and your rear end got rekt because you are too stupid to just take the loving ticket and leave. IM NOT DRIVING IM TRAVELING
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Crazyeyes posted:I love sovereign citizen threads. That said listening to man-children scream as they are tased/beaten/arrested makes me very uncomfortable. SO, YOU STILL HAVE COMPASSION WATCH THESE 5 SOVEREIGN CITIZEN VIDEOS, THEY WILL CURE YOU OF THIS DEBILITATING WEAKNESS http://fox2now.com/2015/02/13/woman-tries-to-kick-owners-out-of-4-7-million-chesterfield-mansion/ http://wreg.com/2013/03/11/squatter-refuses-to-cooperate-in-court/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCZB-k4jKBc (bonus "I am a Moor" moon logic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoYpk7xwPkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4BPf08CWqA e: somehow I bungled a very straightforward copy/paste I blame the admiralty flag Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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My girlfriend's dad apparently pulls that "am I being detained?!?" bullshit all the time. Pisses cops off sooooo much and accomplishes absolutely nothing.
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there has to be an area between *making a cop feel your slimy cum on the back of their neck* and *just blowing him off,* I keep trying but I have never quite got it.
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Crazyeyes posted:My girlfriend's dad apparently pulls that "am I being detained?!?" bullshit all the time. Pisses cops off sooooo much and accomplishes absolutely nothing. there are lots of situations where cops will rely on the fact that most people just assume they have to stop and talk to cops whenever the cops want them to, sort of lying by omission. so it's actually not a bad idea, in general, because it requires them to either lie, inform you that you are being detained and why, or attempt to dodge the question. if you don't actually understand what you are trying to accomplish, though, like if you are told "yes, this is a terry stop" and then just ignore that perfectly good explanation, then yes you are just being annoying
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 01:15 |
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Not only will Sovereign Citizens make you appreciate and even enjoy police brutality, they can also make you root for filthy rich mansion owners, and that's pretty incredible
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:there are lots of situations where cops will rely on the fact that most people just assume they have to stop and talk to cops whenever the cops want them to, sort of lying by omission. so it's actually not a bad idea, in general, because it requires them to either lie, inform you that you are being detained and why, or attempt to dodge the question. to expand a little, it's really basically to set yourself up so that if you wind up in court, your lawyer can say that you were under arrest and therefore what you said should not be admissible, or something like that. same with the "i do not consent" thing; it's not something you do to absolutely prevent being searched, it's something you say so that if the cop goes ahead and does the search anyway, you can later testify in court that you didn't consent to the search so that your lawyer has room to argue that the cops did not have grounds to perform a search and have the evidence tossed. that's basically the gist of all "how to deal with the cops" advice: comply, but make it clear (in as non-hostile a manner as possible) that you don't want to. sovcits seem to think if they can demonstrate they didn't consent, they'll be let off the hook for defying the cops, which is where poo poo gets tragic(ally hilarious)
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slidebite posted:I accidently took a wrong turn and got into a traffic line going straight to the gate of a USAF base. The guards were indeed super nice and simply opened up a a side gate to let me turn around and get out. People behind me probably because they saw some dumbfuck with Canadian plates going onto base. That's really cool that they were chill about it, I'm guessing you're not the first guy to roll up and say "uh whoops I took a wrong turn, sorry about that "
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i will say that i have no beef with the guys who gently caress with the border patrol checkpoints miles away from the border. "are you a citizen" lol get hosed
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You gotta ask 'are we the baddies?' Freedom is a knife-edge of anarchy and order Odo should be Bernie's VP
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i will say that i have no beef with the guys who gently caress with the border patrol checkpoints miles away from the border. "are you a citizen" lol get hosed
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i will say that i have no beef with the guys who gently caress with the border patrol checkpoints miles away from the border. "are you a citizen" lol get hosed
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What will police do if you just sit there and exercise your right to remain silent, by actually just shutting the gently caress up? I'm gonna see if there are any videos on that....Just checked. they're all pretty boring. Seems to work pretty well, though.
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The Dregs posted:What will police do if you just sit there and exercise your right to remain silent, by actually just shutting the gently caress up? I'm gonna see if there are any videos on that....Just checked. they're all pretty boring. Seems to work pretty well, though. "Look i get it you have the right to remain silent, can I just see your ID and Reg so I can go home" gets ticket mailed to home address
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Is speeding really a crime? I'm not driving, I'm traveling
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ROFLburger posted:Is speeding really a crime? Great way to lose a window
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:41 |
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I mean, yeah, there's some naval traditions thrown in there, but I think most people know by now that English courts and their progeny are arenas for open Saturn worship.
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S.D. posted:Hell yes, a Sovereign Citizens thread. The last one was great, and also had an Alberta court document that went through a lot of the various Sovereign Citizen movements. Had to dig for a few minutes, but you can find it here. http://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.pdf A buddy of mine is articling in Alberta and he has strict instructions to tell Justice Rooke thate his decision in Meads v Meads was absolute genius. Sovereign citizens/moorish temple acolytes/freemen on the land are the best thing ever. Apparently they're starting to be a thing in Ontario now; I'm articling at a place now and they said if there's ever a case involving one I'll get to be in on it.
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Flesh Forge posted:SO, YOU STILL HAVE COMPASSION No sovcits getting tazed, last video promises morons getting gunned down by trying to intimidate police while armed but does not deliver. Boo, I say, boo.
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LeoMarr posted:"Look i get it you have the right to remain silent, can I just see your ID and Reg so I can go home" Of course, a sovereign citizen would probably give wrong address, which means they're never notified of the ticket, which goes warrant and now they're truly, truly hosed.
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The Dregs posted:What will police do if you just sit there and exercise your right to remain silent, by actually just shutting the gently caress up? I'm gonna see if there are any videos on that....Just checked. they're all pretty boring. Seems to work pretty well, though. You have to say it or they can use the expressions on your face as evidence.
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NutritiousSnack posted:You have to say it or they can use the expressions on your face as evidence. this seems like a joke but it's not. (Berghuins) The GOP Delusion fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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olylifter posted:A buddy of mine is articling in Alberta and he has strict instructions to tell Justice Rooke thate his decision in Meads v Meads was absolute genius. Speaking of Canadian sovcits, there's a ton of them in the Kamloops/Kelowna BC area. One ran for mayor/city council or some other government position not too long ago and it went about how you'd expect. Look at this loving guy. http://www.bclocalnews.com/news/132105853.html
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NutritiousSnack posted:You have to say it or they can use the expressions on your face as evidence. What if my mouth is wide open and my eyes are bulging out as if I've been inside of a bunker being shelled for the past 6 months, is that an admission of guilt?
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:35 |
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Can I just say...the very last part of this video is the most amazing thing. Dude is just nonplussed by everything going down.
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 07:55 |
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ninotoreS posted:I am white, male, and not very attractive (short, hairy, etc). i.e. I have no charisma going for me except for being white i will donating to a pig charity soon
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# ? Jul 18, 2015 08:14 |
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YOU TRIED TO ATTACK MY NUTS
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:my one weird trick to get out of tickets is to not break the law statistically you broke 6 laws since you got up this morning http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2013/10/you-break-the-law-every-day-without-even-knowing-it.html
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The Dregs posted:What will police do if you just sit there and exercise your right to remain silent, by actually just shutting the gently caress up? I'm gonna see if there are any videos on that....Just checked. they're all pretty boring. Seems to work pretty well, though. They have to tell you of the right and you have to acknowledge it or you have to say that you're operating under it, or else it doesn't count as being in effect. Which is dumb, but not it's not the cops' fault that the law is that way.
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