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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:


Wrote hilariously bad twilight fanfiction on the internet while undergoing menopausic depression. Gets published as a book trilogy, sells hundreds of millions of copies and is set for life. "Studied" history in university.



Dropped out of university to focus on personal career of yelling into a microphone while playing lovely steam horror games, is engaged to an italian beauty and has earned more money than any of us will see in a lifetime.

How do you guys cope with living knowing these terrible injustices. Where do you get strenght to keep on living.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Capitalism is weird, man.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Ka0 posted:

How do you guys cope with living knowing these terrible injustices. Where do you get strenght to keep on living.

Mostly Inertia.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I don't hate the players I hate the game

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
who?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Don't know what you mean OP, those cases are just proof that even someone as pathetic as me isn't a complete lost cause.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

The players

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
shadows and dust, maximus

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Neukoln19 posted:

The players

who?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
When I feel down I just chill and watch pewds on youtube.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

you gnarlyhotep,

me Flo Cytometer.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Flo Cytometer posted:

you gnarlyhotep,

me Flo Cytometer.

I know that. Who are those people in the OP?

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

I know that. Who are those people in the OP?

some stupid faggots

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

It doesn't really matter. None of this really matters.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what is op talking about besides a fattie and a weird millenial looking fag

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


drugs

DRUGS

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
its pretty tough to cope but i work 30 hours a week at a job i love for enough money to live, my wife makes like a million times more per hour than me and that helps salve the pain of mediocrity and just in general i kinda take life easy and dont worry about other people making more money than they could possibly spend

my gran used to say that kind of thing is all just part of the rich tapestry of life, but she said it in a badass glaswegian accent. having cool scottish relatives is something that even very rich people usually do not have, so they are missing out on that

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

jackyl posted:

what is op talking about besides a fattie and a weird millenial looking fag

He's basically digging on us for not being fantastically rich and famous. A noble endeavor.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
My guess is:

1) JK Rawlins - british heiress to some buttfucking vampire fortune

2) Pew Die Pie - i don't even know

I'm too old to know for sure.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
In 2000 years none of this will matter. In the meantime gently caress it I'm going bowling maybe.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
well since this thread really sucks at least we can have some bangin tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1a-lmDVaY

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
I don't. It's only on the morrow of the eve that I can even stand it. Together, we shan't. But no more.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Op fwiw I'm not coping well. I've posted itt like 5 times. Anxious.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
my life is a relentless torrent of filth and misery

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


human trafficking is a serious problem op

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


i'm biding my time for the next big trashy YA novel to come out so i can write a porn trilogy loosely based off it and make millions

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

zidane13 posted:

I'm happy to see people get paid for having fun. Why are people mad that someone has fun working? Work doesn't have to suck, only if that's what you want.

apparently since he became big the whole thing has become a taxing job for him and he doesnt have much fun doing it, which makes sense

youd have to really hate it before it made sense to stop making millions per year, though, i dont blame him for keeping his happy face on even if i think its pretty dumb that he makes so much money

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

well since this thread really sucks at least we can have some bangin tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1a-lmDVaY

You know what owns? The 80s. Who was the goon who claimed to be born to Baltimoria, because his dad was a fag and his mom was as hairy as an Italian? It was pretty funny. Speaking of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

.. and the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXB4LspLQE0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvdjlJUO8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Alcohol and sitting in the dark

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
we doin bangin tunes? I got a tune about bangin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_md23Aqg-kM

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Good for them I say.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
everything is transitory OP

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

everything is trans OP

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
I think that they're probably going to be fairly unhappy due to not understanding how they've managed to grasp the attention and adoration of millions. Like money is good and all, but when it starts hitting the millions you start thinking "okay, what did I do to create this", and when you come up empty, it's probably a very hollow feeling inside. It's like boarding a really lovely rocket ship, making it to the moon and back, and then trying to do it again. The only reason you got there in the first place is based on luck, so if you ever actually launch that rocket again there's a chance you might just crash and burn. It seems like a bummer

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Moridin920 posted:

everything is trans

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
to add an extra layer of ownage the first twilight is a painfully transparent copy of buffy/angels relationship in the first two seasons lmao

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

klapman posted:

I think that they're probably going to be fairly unhappy due to not understanding how they've managed to grasp the attention and adoration of millions. Like money is good and all, but when it starts hitting the millions you start thinking "okay, what did I do to create this", and when you come up empty, it's probably a very hollow feeling inside. It's like boarding a really lovely rocket ship, making it to the moon and back, and then trying to do it again. The only reason you got there in the first place is based on luck, so if you ever actually launch that rocket again there's a chance you might just crash and burn. It seems like a bummer

are you Louis CK?

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
a SOMETHING AWFUL MODERATOR said this thread sucks haha rest in piece OP!

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

are you Louis CK?

no, that would mean he is self aware

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

klapman posted:

I think that they're probably going to be fairly unhappy due to not understanding how they've managed to grasp the attention and adoration of millions. Like money is good and all, but when it starts hitting the millions you start thinking "okay, what did I do to create this", and when you come up empty, it's probably a very hollow feeling inside. It's like boarding a really lovely rocket ship, making it to the moon and back, and then trying to do it again. The only reason you got there in the first place is based on luck, so if you ever actually launch that rocket again there's a chance you might just crash and burn. It seems like a bummer

wtf r u taking about what does making money have to do with deciding to fly to the moon

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