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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

China can do what it wishes. It's all gonna come back to bite that Popsicle stand in the rear end because Karma exists.

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icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Nonsense posted:

Reminder that Tibet should be freed, and any Han that currently live in Tibet should be enslaved by the Dalai Lama as just compensation.

Also if you oppose Tibet being free you likely support the Apartheid State Is it real.

I don't know if this is supposed to be ironic or not but yeah this unironically

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

the insinuation that a North Korean told a Stalinist that the best way to save North Korea is to bring back the Soviet bloc.

This is your insinuation, and nobody else's,

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

TheImmigrant posted:

Getting a feel for the pulse of DPRK from Norks with foreign-travel privileges is like asking the 0.01% to describe what homelessness is like.

There's lots of North Koreans in the Chinese border towns so I imagine they'd give you a different (even if it's not unbiased) perspective.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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computer parts posted:

There's lots of North Koreans in the Chinese border towns so I imagine they'd give you a different (even if it's not unbiased) perspective.

Oh yeah, I'm also lolling at "why would I go to South Korea to talk to North Koreans instead of just going to North Korea?"

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

Oh yeah, I'm also lolling at "why would I go to South Korea to talk to North Koreans instead of just going to North Korea?"

Are you struggling to see the connection between North Koreans and North Korea?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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HorseLord posted:

Are you struggling to see the connection between North Koreans and North Korea?

So are you like, picturing yourself walking around Pyongyang with a notebook asking people what their opinions on their governance are?

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

So are you like, picturing yourself walking around Pyongyang with a notebook asking people what their opinions on their governance are?

Foreign visitors to DPRK are not permitted to speak to random North Koreans. Any North Koreans a foreigner converses with are either elites with foreign-travel privileges, or refugees (e.g. hiding in Dandong or resettled in Seoul) who fled.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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TheImmigrant posted:

Foreign visitors to DPRK are not permitted to speak to random North Koreans. Any North Koreans a foreigner converses with are either elites with foreign-travel privileges, or refugees (e.g. hiding in Dandong or resettled in Seoul) who fled.

Yeah I know that, I'm wondering if HorseLord knows that.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

computer parts posted:

There's lots of North Koreans in the Chinese border towns so I imagine they'd give you a different (even if it's not unbiased) perspective.

Yeah but then again somehow I doubt horselord went to revisionist china to interview those said north kroeans

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

TheImmigrant posted:

Foreign visitors to DPRK are not permitted to speak to random North Koreans. Any North Koreans a foreigner converses with are either elites with foreign-travel privileges, or refugees (e.g. hiding in Dandong or resettled in Seoul) who fled.

I don't think people who refer to North Koreans as "norks" in 2015 gets to pretend to be an authority on them.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

HorseLord posted:

I don't think people who refer to North Koreans as "norks" in 2015 gets to pretend to be an authority on them.

You can't address the point, but aren't smart enough to avoid it. Do you disagree with any of the facts in my post that you quoted? No you don't, because you don't know the first thing about North Korean other than that you are happy to see Norks die in the service of your fanboy slavery to ideology. (I've been to North Korea, briefly, not that a visit yields any great insights.)

I call North Koreans Norks, USAnians Yanks, Australians Ockers, South Koreans Hangooks. Lighten the gently caress up, Francis.

TheImmigrant fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 21, 2015

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I think a better comparison than Poitras at the border is the two dozen or so countries where the US feels it has the right to murder just about anyone they want at any time

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

TheImmigrant posted:

you don't know the first thing about North Korean other than that you are happy to see Norks die in the service of your fanboy slavery to ideology.

[citation needed]

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

TheImmigrant posted:

you don't know the first thing about North Korean other than that you are happy to see Norks die in the service of your fanboy slavery to ideology.

HorseLord posted:

[citation needed]

I would be fascinated to hear more about how HorseLord thinks North Korea works.

Kim Yong Un : Better or Worse Glorious Leader than Stalin? He recently cured all cancer, you know.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
I'm assuming that Goons In The Know have good reason to believe HorseLord posts in earnest. I sure hope xe is.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
The Ron Paul cannot fail he cannot only be failed

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Tezzor posted:

I think a better comparison than Poitras at the border is the two dozen or so countries where the US feels it has the right to murder just about anyone they want at any time

The US? Obama feels he has that right, but this is hardly unusual. The US doesn't feel.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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IMO the US should have carte blanche to drone strike bad posters, like me and Horselord.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Someone invent a missile that homes in on bad opinions and let's end this sad experiment we call humanity.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Someone invent a missile that homes in on bad opinions and let's end this sad experiment we call humanity.

*Bombs skip bayless*

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
North Korea is not communist but it is the end result of communism.

Mandy Thompson
Dec 26, 2014

by zen death robot

icantfindaname posted:

sounds like they're in need of a good stalinist purge doesn't it?

I think a slap in the face and a vote of no confidence will probably suffice.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

The Snark posted:

Kim Yong Un : Better or Worse Glorious Leader than Stalin? He recently cured all cancer, you know.

What tabloid claims Koreans believe that, then?

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

HorseLord posted:

What tabloid claims Koreans believe that, then?
The Korean Central News Agency published the story. It's hard to say if anyone in North Korea actually believes half the poo poo the KCNA puts out or if it's all purely for outside consumption. If it is, I don't know how anyone else is supposed to believe it either but it could be some kind of complicated 12th-dimensional troll that they've kept going for 60 years.

So the options really are:

1) The government of the DPRK is totally insane.
2) The government of the DPRK has such strong information control that they can convince North Koreans of insane things.
3) The government of the DPRK believes everyone else on Earth is a moron.
4) The Kim family is a dynasty of comic geniuses who have used the lives of millions of Koreans to craft the greatest joke in human history.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jul 22, 2015

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Rent-A-Cop posted:

The Korean Central News Agency published the story. It's hard to say if anyone in North Korea actually believes half the poo poo the KCNA puts out or if it's all purely for outside consumption. If it is, I don't know how anyone else is supposed to believe it either but it could be some kind of complicated 12th-dimensional troll that they've kept going for 60 years.

So the options really are:

1) The government of the DPRK is totally insane.
2) The government of the DPRK has such strong information control that they can convince North Koreans of insane things.
3) The government of the DPRK believes everyone else on Earth is a moron.
4) The Kim family is a dynasty of comic geniuses who have used the lives of millions of Koreans to craft the greatest joke in human history.

Go on, show us the KCNA report of what you're saying.

EDIT: I've actually googled this. I can't find any claim of the sort except on western and south korean news outlets, the same ones that claim North Koreans think Kim Jong Un learned to drive at 3, or discovered unicorns. It's all just made up poo poo because they know you'll fall for it and go "lol look at those stupid brainwashed koreans!".

Dehumanizing the "commies" is a cold war tradition.

HorseLord fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jul 22, 2015

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

HorseLord posted:

Go on, show us the KCNA report of what you're saying.
New cancer vaccine developed - Korean News

Currently down. Undoubtedly due to imperialism and not because it is powered by a tractor.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014
Betting on "we have a new drug that looks promising for some things" and not "Kim Jong Un personally blessed us with the cure to all disease".

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

HorseLord posted:

Betting on "we have a new drug that looks promising for some things" and not "Kim Jong Un personally blessed us with the cure to all disease".
Bet on whatever you want comrade, but KCNA articles trend pretty heavily toward insanity.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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HorseLord posted:

Betting on "we have a new drug that looks promising for some things" and not "Kim Jong Un personally blessed us with the cure to all disease".

So I thought to myself "surely he isn't going to fall on his sword for North loving Korea. Not even he is that dense" yet here you are.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

So I thought to myself "surely he isn't going to fall on his sword for North loving Korea. Not even he is that dense" yet here you are.

If it's "falling on my sword" to dispute nonsense claims, even about things I don't like, then sure.

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

I know my dad visited North Korea for an education trade show a few years ago. The hotel ran out of draft beer and informed him they'd have a new keg in a month or two. He also got to visit a factory where they were informed by the workers that Kim Il Sung invented the production line after visiting an artisinal style factory the first time. Now whether he believed it or not, it was clear that this was the party line he had to parrot to outsiders. So again we're back to either the government is effectively insane or they have strong enough information control to be able to get people repeating the lies and repeated often enough people come to believe some of the basis for such insane lies. Some effect of the 'the truth is in the middle somewhere' thinking because while all this insane stuff probably isn't true if everything everyone in Korean cinema has done has been following the instructions of Kim Jong Il then it seems like there's a good chance some of the techniques they use were in fact to be credited to him.

People can not literally believe everything they've heard or are repeating and still be strongly affected by it.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

HorseLord posted:

Go on, show us the KCNA report of what you're saying.

EDIT: I've actually googled this. I can't find any claim of the sort except on western and south korean news outlets,

당신은 한국어, 동무를 말합니까?

I'm not sure if you know this, but both Korean governments tend to address their citizens in Korean. It's a language, like English is a language, but a different language. I can make a finger painting of the concept, if it's easier for you to understand.

TheImmigrant fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jul 22, 2015

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

TheImmigrant posted:

당신은 한국어, 동무를 말합니까?

I'm not sure if you know this, but both Korean governments tend to address their citizens in Korean. It's a language, like English is a language, but a different language. I can make a finger painting of the concept, if it's easier for you to understand.

The KCNA publishes in multiple languages.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

HorseLord posted:

The KCNA publishes in multiple languages.

The North Korean media don't publish the crazier parts of it in english though

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
KCNA is not directed at the general Nork population. It's directed at foreigners with an appreciation for absurdity or incredibly credulous types who would fight global kaputalism down to the last North Korean.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

TheImmigrant posted:

KCNA is not directed at the general Nork population. It's directed at foreigners with an appreciation for absurdity or incredibly credulous types who would fight global kaputalism down to the last North Korean.

Then if the KCNA isn't for "norks", why does the North Korean government addressing it's own population in the Korean language matter re:Rent-A-Cop's wacky KCNA cancer claim?

HorseLord fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jul 22, 2015

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

HorseLord posted:

Then if the KCNA isn't for "norks", why does the North Korean government addressing it's own population in the Korean language matter re:Rent-A-Cop's wacky KCNA cancer claim?

I hope this revelation doesn't shatter your fragile world, but most North Koreans do not have Internet access to read KCNA.

quote:

HorseLord hosed around with this message at Jul 22, 2015 around 18:40

Even after editing, you managed to gently caress up the quote and commit apostrophe holocaust.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

TheImmigrant posted:

I hope this revelation doesn't shatter your fragile world, but most North Koreans do not have Internet access to read KCNA.

I think you've forgotten your own point here, so I'll walk you through.

Rent-A-Cop says that the KCNA reported they have a magic cancer cure all.

I asked for the article.

You replied to this with a patronizing "I'm not sure if you know this, but both Korean governments tend to address their citizens in Korean.", as if that's an excuse for not being able to find the alleged KCNA article.

I pointed out that the KCNA publishes in multiple languages.

You then say that KCNA isn't for North Koreans.

Are you caught up yet? Tell me, what does NK's material for internal consumption being in Korean have to do with Rent-A-Cop's alleged KCNA (external consumption) article?

TheImmigrant posted:

Even after editing, you managed to gently caress up the quote and commit apostrophe holocaust.

All the apostrophes in what I wrote in that post are in the correct place, and the quote is fine too. Like seriously do you not know [noun] [apostrophe][letter s][space] [thing belonging to first noun] because that's the most basic English grammar after capitalizing letters.

HorseLord fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 22, 2015

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

HorseLord posted:

Rent-A-Cop says that the KCNA reported they have a magic cancer cure all.
Hey look, they got that tractor working again!

KCNA posted:

Pyongyang, June 18 (KCNA) -- Kumdang-2 Injection developed by the Korea Pugang Pharmaceutic Co., Ltd is believed to be efficacious for different epidemics.
In this regard KCNA met Dr. Jon Sung Hun, director of the company.
Jon said:
The researchers insert rare earth elements (REE) into insam (ginseng) by applying the micro-elementary fertilizers of REE to the fields of insam. Inside the herbal body of insam the REE had got combined with the saccharides into desired complex compounds.
The injection is made of extracts from those complex compounds.
As a strong immuno-activator, the injection has been recognized to prevent different malignant epidemics. -0-

What's that? Tell you more about this new wonder drug? Ok!

Kumdang-2 posted:

1) Kumdang-2 Injection is a herbal medicine extracted from Kaesong Koryo insam (ginseng) cultivated in Kaesong DPR Korea by applying rare-earth molecular fertilizer. It contains insam saccharides, light rare earth elements, a micro-quantities of gold and platinum.
2) It causes no pain during and after injection.
3) Unlike chemical medicines, it has no adverse side effects.
4) It has no contraindications and can be used together with other medicines.
5) It optimizes the systems of autonomic nerve and self-curing by stimulating hypothalamus, the centre of the autonomic nervous system, functions anti-inflammatory, anti-bacteria and anti-virus, restores the diseased parts t revitalizing and proliferating cells, optimizes immunity, maintains the homoeostasis of the body, and functions anti-oxidant
6) It absorbs or removes all those that have not originally been in human body (e.g. cancer, pathological secretion, etc.) including those of the same cellular tissues as the healthy ones like polyps or some skin diseases.
7) Owing to its healing mechanism, it can cure a large variety of diseases, and its effects instantly emerge vivid and last long.
8) Dosage does not vaiy according to diseases, but alters a little according to the patient’s body weight and severity of the illness.
9) The main purpose of injection is to cure diseases, but it is also good for healthy persons as it invigorates them, optimizes their immunity and makes them more beautiful.
10) It is good for those who have taken chemical medicines like anti-biotics and narcotic drugs and those who have drunken much alcohol because Kumdang-2 Injection prevents, neutralizes or removes all side effects and addiction. In particular, when taking such medicines that entail severe side effects like anti-cancer and anti-TB medicines, it is advisable to apply this injection simultaneously with them so as to prevent their side effects and expedite cure of the diseases.
11) Hitherto, in uses of Kumdang-2 Injection, nobody could find any sign of attachment (love), addiction, intoxication or their similarity of any kind.
Truly Glorious Leader with Slim Figure and Excellent Haircut has surpassed himself this time!

Bonus NK injectables insanity:

KVNA posted:

Pyongyang, July 17 (KCNA) -- The Nano Technology Institute under Kim Il Sung University in the DPRK developed nano-gold injection, a combination of nano-gold and various kinds of natural bioproducts.
The injection is efficacious for immunity invigoration, inflammation, pain, neurosis, cerebration and blood circulation, promotion of metabolism and effacement of active oxygen. It also removes poisoning by medicine or chemicals.
According to Kim Sung Chol, a researcher of the institute, nano-gold shows rapid pharmacological action in human body. Its particle is smaller than 20-30nm in size and the injection is especially good for rheumatic arthritis, liver diseases, diabetes and cancerous diseases.
The injection won a high appreciation at the 29th National Festival of Science and Technology and the 17th Pyongyang Spring International Trade Fair. -0-

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